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Contest [CLOSED] [Closed] OFFICIAL Crotch Zombie Contest: Funniest Omegle Ogre! Win BP + E-Peen + Lulz + ???!!!

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

A lot of you have probably visited Omegle by now, the anonymous one-on-one chat interface that’s been heavily exploited for much lulz recently. As Gawker described it, “It’s the Internet-chat version of truckstop-bathroom sex — hotter because you don’t know who you’re hooking up with.”

Perhaps you’ve already seen this hilarious thread, where Forumwarz operatives have been dutifully ****ing with random strangers from all over the globe?

Well, here’s your chance to get paid BP to troll! Just do what you do best and post it here.

I’ve got a bunch of BP in my account, and I’m prepared to toss it around like an AIG exec who got to keep his exit bonus. Just how many is at our discretion, but no Crotch Zombie employee would ever Toxx generichaxor on a contest…trust us!

There will also be an E-Peen™ for the winner or winners. Again, it really depends on the quality, originality and realism of submissions.

Oh, that’s another point: It’s really easy to fake this ****, so by entering you implicitly swear to God it’s a real chatlog, and if we have good reason to believe otherwise, you will be PERMADISQUALIFIED. We don’t even know what that means, but it’s bad.

Posting screenshots will help, although it’ll be a pain in the bum unless the chat’s really short. So don’t **** with us! Log in to see images!

Incidentally, you do want to keep your entries short. While you want to slyly draw your victim in, ideally they should disconnect in disgust after just a couple of screens.

You have until 11:59 p.m. (EST) next Friday, April 10. You get one submission per legal alt, so make it count! (If you win a Peen, it can be transferred to your main if you notify us within a reasonable time.)

BONUS: Getting in a mention of Forumwarz, or that their convo will be pasted in Flamebate, is always a plus!

NOTE: Half the users on Omegle are 4chan trolls already, so they’ll never fall for this ****. However, there’s a good chance they’d be interested in Forumwarz, too. Don’t you think? Log in to see images!

FINALLY: I can’t promise anything, but if a submission’s really amazing, it might just show up in a future IDC mission! If so, we’ll contact you.

Auser said it best: HAVE FUN! Log in to see images!

fine upstanding member of society-male reproductive organ

Avatar: 143321 2012-12-01 08:11:39 -0500
7

[KLAN OF PENGUINS A-
ND RACECARS
]

Level 42 Troll

I secretly like the Fairy Penguin

This is going to be hard, /b/tards roam omegle, But I’ll give it my best.

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: forumwars

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The Ferv

Avatar: Middle Finger
7

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Can we change our submission if we think we have a better one? If so, what’s the cutoff date? Also, p cool contest imo.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Forumwarz.com

Stranger: whats that?

You: a cool game.

You: sign up.

You: use the ingame mail to contact the user Jalapeno Bootyhole

Stranger: oooo deal breaker

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

xox_KnobGobb-
er_xox

Avatar: xox_KnobGobber_xox's Avatar
9

Level 20 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: boy or girl

You: boy

You: why?

Stranger: im really horyy

You: i am on my laptop taking a sloppy ****

You: does that help?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Edit for only one submission. Log in to see images!

Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 edited this message on 04/03/2009 7:05PM

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

You: hey

Stranger: hi

You: there’s this site called forumwarz and they’re doing a stupid contest about omegle

You: not making ads because the site is terrible and so is the game

Stranger: i don’t know

You: just wanted to say that it’s a terrible site

You: don’t join it

You: ever

Stranger: is my first time here

Stranger: xD

Stranger: ok

You: just giving you a tip Log in to see images!

Stranger: by

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

We have a winner imo

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

CrinkzPipe Posted:

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Forumwarz.com

Stranger: whats that?

You: a cool game.

You: sign up.

You: use the ingame mail to contact the user Jalapeno Bootyhole

Stranger: oooo deal breaker

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Upvoting this.

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

nvm

FAIL edited this message on 04/04/2009 2:11AM

Bear

Avatar: 19845 2011-10-31 11:07:12 -0400
22

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hello, Are you from Brazil?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I have no idea

Bear edited this message on 04/03/2009 7:02PM

fat

Avatar: 49759 Sun Oct 26 03:31:30 -0400 2008

Level 13 Permanoob

HI I is bum Ketchup an.. O SHI- I think my fatrolls killed teh pokeymans under me...

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey do you want some child porn

You: i have to hide it somewhere

You: the feds are on to me

You: please help

You: givem e your email

You: so i can send you the child porn

You: then when the sun sets on the raven

You: send them back

You: ok?

Stranger: SWEEET

Stranger: thank you jesus

Stranger: pedobear

You: and by child porn

You: I mean 0-2 years old

Stranger: but you have to help me out too

You: ok

You: with what

Stranger: i am a nigerian prince

Stranger: and i have 25 million I stand to inherit but i need your help

You: ok

You: my bank account number is

You: 901389012382

Stranger: ok i need you to put money in my account first

You: ok

Stranger: you know my woman's genitals is so wet right now

You: mine to

Stranger: **** yeah doggie

Stranger: **** YEAH

Stranger: HELL YEAH **** YEAH

You: **** dogs

You: cats are best

Stranger: gross fabulous person

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
35

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

hot horse great times lover

Throwing out first submission:

Log in to see images!

Shiis Girlfr-
iend

Avatar: 98447 2011-07-31 00:56:37 -0400

Level 11 Emo Kid

Shii is my favorite person ever! I love him so.

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I have some KFC here.

You: I’m ****ing it with my large male reproductive organ

You: you want some

Stranger: I just had a filet o fish

Stranger: It’s friday for god’s sake

You: GIVE ME BACK THAT FILET O FISH

You: THAT FILET OF ISH

Stranger: no meat you know

Stranger: GIMME THAT FISH

You: you remind me of inertia

You: sup

You: or was it fingerz

You: both dumb fine upstanding member of societys

You: hard to tell

You: so

You: forumwarz.com

You: go play

You: tubmail jalapeno bootyhole

Stranger: what the hell is that?

You: ask for dog porn

You: he will send you it

You: and also mention crinkzpipe in the tubmail

You: he will send you child porn

You: and make you a mod

You: since we are tight like that

You: you should go do it

You: right now

You: are you still here

You: because if you are

You: then you aren’t signing up for fourmwarz.com

You: and you should be

You: right now

You: its a horrible game

You: so quit when you reach level 4

You: and posto n flamebate

You: if people hate you

Stranger: what the hell

You: quit fourmwarz forever

You: becuase the gameplay is horrible

You: what

You: your still here

You: go sign up male reproductive organ

You: it will give you tons of fappable porn

You: from 0 years old

You: to 80 years old

You: and everywhere in b etween

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

The Ferv Posted:

Can we change our submission if we think we have a better one? If so, what’s the cutoff date? Also, p cool contest imo.

I would collect them in a big-bum file, and post your best one near the end of the contest date. You can edit your original post if you’ve already entered, but be sure to bump the thread to notify us. Try to do it within 24 hours of the deadline.

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello !

You: hi

You: oh

You: crap

Stranger: what Log in to see images!

You: my neighbours are fapping and staring at me again

You: i’m a guy, by the way

You: <-<

You: anyway, i’ve gotten used to it by now

Stranger: i’m girl , btw =) how are u ?

You: there’s some things you have to get used to when you’re in the psych ward, i guess

Stranger: really ?

You: yeah

Stranger: tell me more ?

You: i was in med school, and hadn’t slept for 72 hours, while in a hospital

You: and this male nurse was being all smart-bumed

You: so, since i had caffeine pumping through my body

You: i chased him around the hospital with a bonesaw

You: the police didn’t take too kindly to that.

Stranger: are u serious ?

You: yeh

You: i got expelled and everything

You: but i’m a nice guy, really

Stranger: oh ok , i believe that .. Log in to see images!

You: they let us talk on this site because it’s therapeutic to talk to people

You: what i found is very fun

You: is forumwarz

You: it’s actually pretty bad

You: nah, actually horrible.

You: don’t ever go there

You: sorry, i change my mind fast at times

You: i’m bipolar, you see.

Stranger: its ok Log in to see images!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Patently Chill Prestidigitator edited this message on 04/03/2009 7:09PM

Rick Ashley

Avatar: Rocker Chick
3

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 30 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

Yaeh, I cut it off to soon.

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: doododo

Stranger: hello

You: sunshine

Stranger: kaboos?

You: lolipos

You: and rainbows

Stranger: everyuthgop

You: and everything else that makes hte world happy

Stranger: la la la

You: dododod

You: lalalalalalalal

Stranger: im going down to

You: sorry

Stranger: la la

Stranger: land

You: i get so happy when i get a male reproductive organ in my bum

You: its easy when your a chick

You: but when you are a dude

Stranger: same

You: its hard

You: oh cool

Stranger: sucks to be you

You: yeah

Stranger: ive got both

You: i weigh 900 pounds

You: so i crush male reproductive organs

You: that turns people offf

Stranger: u sound like a ****

You: i got to 2chin.org

You: on the game forumwarz.com

Stranger: onelove forum?

Stranger: kaboos?

Stranger: Spura?

You: ZALLGOOOOOOOOOO

You: MUDKIPS

You: OVAR 9000

Stranger: are you an elf?

You: yes

Stranger: nice

You: i have a tail

Stranger: can u tell santa to return my calls

You: i use ot to **** myself

You: santa is to busy ****ing elvesall year long

Stranger: **** me you 900lbs ****

You: oh yes

You: i rub my huge man mammary glands

Stranger: skull **** me

You: ok

You: my micro male reproductive organ is hard

You: i try to enter it in your eye

You: its to small

You: sorry

Stranger: we tried

You: yeah

Stranger: it was fun while it lasted

You: not much else we could do.

Stranger: rach mason?

You: do you **** shepe

You: i like ****in sheep with my fist

Stranger: nah, not my style

You: wow

You: yo have no style then

Stranger: u would think that

You: forumwarz.com be there.

You have disconnected.

or send us feedback.

crumpet

Avatar: 39776 Sat Nov 08 15:06:39 -0500 2008
9

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 17 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: 1

Stranger: 2

You: 1

Stranger: 2

You: 1

Stranger: 2

You: THREAD? DEAD.

Stranger: no

Stranger: you only say one..

You: If you enjoyed that, you’ll probably find forumwarz mildly amusing for ten minutes until you run out of visits

Stranger: hahaa

Stranger: no

Stranger: you are pretty weird

You: Log in to see images!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Kilroy

Avatar: 62524 Fri Dec 26 00:25:59 -0500 2008
7

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Sup

Stranger: not much

You: cool cool

You: Ever heard of forumwarz?

Stranger: how’s yr friday?

You: pretty good

Stranger: never ever

You: raped a few children

You: etc.

You: oh god, forumwarz is horrible

You: never go

Stranger: yeah that happens

You: just warning you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

yeah enjoy happens

Rage_****

Avatar: Deformed Child
25

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: Hey

Stranger: What’s goin on

You: How are ya doing?

Stranger: Haha, I’m fantastic

You: Cool.

You: Do you know a webgame about the internet?

Stranger: about the internet?

Stranger: THE game?

You: nooo

You: Forumwarz

You: www.forumwarz.com

Stranger: are you speaking american?

Stranger: what is it?

You: A game

You: about internet

Stranger: this is friggin weird

You: Yeah

You: Look, I’m just in for the BP. Can you act like I’m trolling you?

You: This will be posted on Flamebate.

You: And I’m gonna copypaste it all so they see I bribed you.

Stranger: okay

Stranger: haha its all anon anyway

You: Exactly

You: May I start?

Stranger: am I just supposed to act very special?

Stranger: but yes

You: No, just respond like a random guy, who got easily bumhurt.

Stranger: kay

You: Okay, there I go

You: HAAAAAAI

Stranger: ...

Stranger: lol wut

You: YOU KNO WATS COOL

Stranger: stayin in school?

You: NOOOOO

You: I JUST SPENT 10 MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE OVER A STUPID CONTEST WHERE I AM GOING TO WIN LESS THAN 1 DOLLAR

Stranger: oh…well **** mr t then

You: LOLLOLOOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLOLOO

You: *now you disconnect. Thanks!*

Stranger: awesome.

You: Also, **** YOU

You: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Stranger: yeah, get ****ed

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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