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[Closed] OFFICIAL Crotch Zombie Contest: Funniest Omegle Ogre! Win BP + E-Peen + Lulz + ???!!!
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Stranger: Jacob that you? You: yeah it is Stranger: Nice. So as you were kissing me did you mean what you said Stranger: ? You: nope You: sorry You: did you mean what you said when you were ****ing me? Stranger: ...Yep I will do it online xD Stranger: You lead You: what Stranger: You wanted to **** online, I said yes dummy You: oh okay You: I open up Flamebate to find something to get me hot You: I find a thread full of goatse You: it gets you hot too Stranger: Uhm ok You: we stroke each other’s male reproductive organs You: too bad mine’s so much bigger than yours, huh? Stranger: Ohh yeah baby I can’t compete You: you are completely hard now, with a total e-peen length of 2.53” You: my 18” are also ready to go Stranger: Make me sqeal You: you give me a blow job and I ram it down your throat You: sorry, nowhere else to go Stranger: great times You: I great times and completely fill up your stomach You: you try to regurgitate to make some room You: but I’m still in your throat You: your stomach explodes from the pressure You: you great times from the excitement Stranger: EDIT TO MESSENGER: This is the SexInAction spy awareness group your IP has been noted & we shall be investigating your occurrences. Thank You. You: hot Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 7:09PM |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 7:10PM |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 7:11PM |
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Alright, this one kind of sucks. But I sent the e-mail he/she/it gave me goatse D:
Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: hi! You: How are you! Stranger: i´m fine You: that’s good Stranger: and u? You: Pretty good You: alright You: here’s the deal You: give me your e-mail You: and you’ll recive hot nudes You: Log in to see images! Stranger: you is m/f? You: f You: 19/f/ny Stranger: i´m 19/m/são paulo Stranger: guilhermeadao@ibest.com.br You: alright You: nudes soon You: I g2g You: bye You: Log in to see images! You have disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 7:11PM |
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Screenshots of my convo. I’m not a great troll, but quite enough fwz references in one chat LOL.
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/1721/omegle1s.jpg http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/7506/omegle2.jpg http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/6148/omegle3.jpg http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/5849/omegle4.jpg http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/7657/omegle5.jpg http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/6637/omegle6.jpg The Baroness edited this message on 04/03/2009 7:15PM |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 7:14PM |
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Greetings! Stranger: hello stranger You: Stranger? You: My name is you. You: Your name is stranger. Stranger: no! im you Stranger: ]and you are the stranger You: You: Your name is stranger. Stranger: no! im you You: LIAR You: YOUR NAME IS STRANGER Stranger: DONT LIE TO ME You: NO U Stranger: Stranger says: YOUR NAME IS STRANGER Stranger: HAHA Stranger: I GET U You: Stranger: Stranger says: YOUR NAME IS STRANGER You: AHA You: PROOF Stranger: asl? You: 19/f/ny Stranger: 18 m brazil You: cool Stranger: do you like brasilian guys? You: always liked latinos Stranger: : Stranger: ops You: or whatever you want to call them You: so You: wanna cyber? Stranger: cyber what? You: you know You: have sex over the net You: Log in to see images! You: im really horny Stranger: i think you are a fat guy Stranger: ;~ You: nah You: Good guess, though. Stranger: msn? You: don’t have one You: sorry Stranger: how can u live without msn? Stranger: :S Stranger: do u use icq? You: I don’t have any IM name, actually You: never saw a use for one You: Even if I did, wouldn’t give it out You: pervs everywhere You: -.- Stranger: you are the perv.. You: oh, please You: I only like /d/ kind of **** You: so Stranger: u said that u wanna have sex with me You: you ever heard of forumwarz You: So? Stranger: over the net You: yeah You: and Stranger: so, you are the perv You: pervert doesn’t mean horny You: horny means horny Stranger: and i’ll have sex with you..with the msn You: not going through the trouble of making an msn just to cyber You: Hey, I could just disconnect and keep looking for someone You: but no You: I decided to stay here You: with you You: Log in to see images! Stranger: ‘cause im horny too Stranger: :}} You: so you won’t cyber here You: but you’ll do it on msn You: I’m not that horny You: =\ Stranger: u kidding me Log in to see images! You: yeah You: srry You: so You: ever heard of forumwarz? You: because this entire chat is getting posted there Stranger: no..what is that? You: :3 You: you see You: I’m only in this for money You: so I have to make you somehow sign up and stay there Stranger: send me the link You: www.forumwarz.com Stranger: i’ll post my comment You: well You: you gotta sign up and **** Stranger: right Stranger: i’ll do it You: alright cool You: I’m kilroy there You: Log in to see images! You: **** You: g2g You: bye You: remember You: forumwarz You: and also Stranger: u always lie to the stranger that u are a girl? You: on occasion You: Log in to see images! Stranger: hahahaha Stranger: u’re a **** *___* You: but before I go You: http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg You have disconnected.
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 7:22PM |
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: please be a person You: I am You: what do you mean? O: Stranger: not a fan of trolls and bots Stranger: so, how and who are you? You: oh I’m fine, and I know what you’re saying You: I’ve talked with tons of trolls ): You: not nice You: it’s gross Stranger: haha. as are the lame excuses for people behind them You: yes! so, you’re not from 4chan or /b/ or whatever they talk about? Stranger: no. nor muro Stranger: i’m still suspecting you’re a troll though You: why? not everyone’s one You: you might be one for all I know Stranger: i’m not You: well I don’t know that, I’ll just have to trust you You: YOU fabulous person fine upstanding member of society fabulous person fine upstanding member of society fabulous person fine upstanding member of society fabulous person fine upstanding member of society fabulous person fine upstanding member of society fabulous person fine upstanding member of society fabulous person fine upstanding member of society fabulous person fine upstanding member of society fabulous person fine upstanding member of society fabulous person fine upstanding member of society Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 7:23PM |
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Anon is fun. Too bad I have to go DX
Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hey You: how are you? Stranger: uhh.. not so good You: oh You: what happened? Stranger: do you know what time it is? You: PEANUT bumER JELLY TIME Stranger: nono Stranger: seriously You: oh You: 7:23 You: D: Stranger: where you at? You: ny Stranger: ok thanks You: no problem Stranger: its the 3rd of april right? You: yep Stranger: hmm Stranger: then its the 4th here Stranger: ****.. You: where are you? Stranger: china Stranger: dont want to be here tho You: that must really suck Stranger: yeah You: what are you doing over there? Stranger: luckily i got internet Stranger: guess Stranger: stupid plane crash You: how did you get internet, then? Stranger: and now im alone by a telephone tower You: hotel or something? You: oh Stranger: phone internet Stranger: wired up to my laptop Stranger: works pretty nice Stranger: but i just need some company Stranger: the place is creeping me out You: Shouldn’t you find help…? Stranger: nah Stranger: thats not such a good idea You: true You: could be killed You: well Stranger: i just need to get back home Stranger: hah Stranger: if i only was killed Stranger: my country just joined nato You: oh You: agh You: g2g Stranger: if im found down in china now, theres gonna be a ****ing war You: hope you get out safe Stranger: oh Stranger: okay bye You: Log in to see images! Stranger: yeh thanks You have disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 7:27PM |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 7:28PM |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 7:37PM |
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: i love u You: Hello, young man You: Ah, there go my dentures Stranger: hugz Stranger: loloolololol You: I need to get some better adhesive Stranger: greetings from vancouver Stranger: hahahahhahaah You: Back in my day, yound men only needed to say that once. You: Then again, that was rite before the Great Depression Stranger: oh yeah? Stranger: does grandpa like cats? You: Why yes, you see, I’m ninety-six Stranger: keeping up with the latest in technology i see Stranger: good on you grandpa You: And my woman's genitals is withered like supermarket prunes Stranger: roflroflroflrofl Stranger: i like supermarket dates You: Get your genders correct, young man. Stranger: dates as in the fruit Stranger: apologies grandma You: Supermarkets are overrated You: Jus’ like taxes! You: BOOOOOO TAXES Stranger: dont pay em Stranger: what they gonna do? Stranger: lock u up for the rest of your natural life? You: Which will be about twenty six days You: You see You: I have cervical cancer Stranger: GG Stranger: nore Stranger: kthxbai Stranger: it was a long game anyways Stranger: you’ve earned your rest Stranger: ta-ta! You: And the last time someone ****ed me was in Saigon Stranger: oh my Stranger: agent orange? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 7:42PM |
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This is too long for me to fake, i wanted to see if I could win “longest chat” (so sorry, no forumwarz, instakill on this site). plus it is pretty funny.
Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hey Stranger: asl? You: 25/f/miami Stranger: what you doing on a site like this? You: bored Stranger: many guys will try to seduce You: saw it on facebook You: idc Stranger: can we cyber? You: sure why not Stranger: you start You: ok You: im in my panties You: with a tshirt Stranger: wut you doing? You: watching tv Stranger: i mean in your panties You: oh You: right You: well, im sliding my hand Stranger: are you wet? You: slowly You: im starting to get mosit You: moist* Stranger: what if you imagine my hand there Stranger: are you wet You: thinking about how big u r getting right now Stranger: im like 7inches You: oh wow You: just right You: im taking my shirt off You: rubbing my nipples Stranger: oh yeah Stranger: im so hard You: ya Stranger: rub my male reproductive organ You: ok Stranger: can you slurp on it You: ill use 1 hand You: ill play wit it first Stranger: bbabbby Stranger: yes You: no mouth yet You: im teasing u You: now im turning around Stranger: please use it on the tip You: grinding on u You: i walk about 2 feet away You: my perky bum Stranger: ahhhhh ahhh yes Stranger: damn You: facing u You: i slide my panties down You: shaking my hips aswell Stranger: oohh gaaagghhh You: i turn around…. You: and my 3” male reproductive organ flapping You: walking toward u You: start to grind my male reproductive organ on your face You: i tell u im pre-op Stranger: i suck it You: oh ya Stranger: i spit all over it You: now it grows to 5” Stranger: and slurp it You: u deep throat it Stranger: lickity lickity Stranger: suckity suckity Stranger: deeeeeeeeeppp in my throat and i start to choke You: oh YA You: all that spit You: i lick some off it off ur face Stranger: great times on my face!! You: a little of it is pre-great times You: not yet You: im not that easy Stranger: keep goin You: i take off ur pants You: u lay flat on ur stomach Stranger: mmm yes You: i start fingering u You: start off with only 1 You: then work my way up to 2 Stranger: yeah it feels good You: ur bumcheeks squeeze Stranger: they did You: ur bum hair intangled between my fingers You: i yank some of it out Stranger: put it in ur mouth You: make u eat it You: u r now my **** tonight Stranger: ok i did Stranger: IM UR **** Stranger: RIDE ME PLZ MASTER!!! You: ur new name is now shirley You: only answer to shirley Stranger: wat shuld i call u You: queen male reproductive organ Stranger: ok queen male reproductive organ Stranger: im yours You: or the health inspector Stranger: tell me what you want You: i start to mount u You: no lube You: i only like it dry Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 7:42PM |
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Here We Go:
Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: i love u You: Hello, young man You: Ah, there go my dentures Stranger: hugz Stranger: loloolololol You: I need to get some better adhesive Stranger: greetings from vancouver Stranger: hahahahhahaah You: Back in my day, yound men only needed to say that once. You: Then again, that was rite before the Great Depression Stranger: oh yeah? Stranger: does grandpa like cats? You: Why yes, you see, I’m ninety-six Stranger: keeping up with the latest in technology i see Stranger: good on you grandpa You: And my woman's genitals is withered like supermarket prunes Stranger: roflroflroflrofl Stranger: i like supermarket dates You: Get your genders correct, young man. Stranger: dates as in the fruit Stranger: apologies grandma You: Supermarkets are overrated You: Jus’ like taxes! You: BOOOOOO TAXES Stranger: dont pay em Stranger: what they gonna do? Stranger: lock u up for the rest of your natural life? You: Which will be about twenty six days You: You see You: I have cervical cancer Stranger: GG Stranger: nore Stranger: kthxbai Stranger: it was a long game anyways Stranger: you’ve earned your rest Stranger: ta-ta! You: And the last time someone ****ed me was in Saigon. This new game called the forumwarz is a pretty effective contraceptive. Stranger: oh my Stranger: agent orange? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
EDIT: Found a better conversation. andrewp182 edited this message on 04/03/2009 7:45PM |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 7:42PM |
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u gotta have good chemistry on these chats,honestly, it is prob better to find a /b/tard then a regular person, /b/tards r moar likely to go with the flow, potentially creating a pretty epic chat. |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 7:53PM |
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: . Stranger: tell me all you know about pudding Stranger: NOW You: I know your mom. Stranger: do you have sexual relations with that woman? You: No, your mom is too ugly Stranger: that’s okay, i have sex with her Stranger: and it’s not that good You: Good for you. Stranger: so you arent missing anything You: Desperate times call for desperate measures. Stranger: i have a male reproductive organ the size of a whales Stranger: it’s HUGE You: Oh, so you’re a dork? Stranger: NAILED IT Stranger: speaking of nailing You: Congratulations. You: Now, turn over and bend over Stranger: i nailed your mom last night You: Pull down your pants. Stranger: in the face Stranger: YES PLEASE You: I need to enjoy you. Stranger: HARDER You: Uhh, you need to actually remove the pants first. Stranger: okay they’re down You: Good. You: ... You: You have two bumes? You: Are you an alien or something? Stranger: yes, why do you think i have a dich the size of a whale You: I see Stranger: male reproductive organ* You: Where are you from? Stranger: missouri Stranger: you? You: Pretty sure Missouri is from America, not Outer Space You: Try again You: Oh wait Stranger: right, i didnt Missouri You: I know You: You’re from urbum Stranger: i said missouri Stranger: no, you’re in my bum You: I am, but you’re also from Urbum. Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 8:20PM |
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Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: HEY DO YOU KNOW FORUMWARZ? Stranger: NO? Stranger: BE GLAD Stranger: IT SUCKS You: LOL TOTALLY NOT Stranger: IT DOES You: I’M TRYING TO GET BP IN A STUPID CONTEST RIGHT NOW You: AND EVERYONE SUCKS TERRIBLE Stranger: WHY You: I DON’T KNOW Stranger: FOR EPEEN? You: I GUESS You: YOU? Stranger: EVERY ****ER IN THIS ROOM KEEPS SPAMMING ABOUT IT You: THAT TOTALLY SUCKS You: YOU SHOULD CHECK IT OUT Stranger: YEAH RIGHT I WILL You: IT’S SPELT WWW.2GUYS1HORSE.COM Stranger: GREAT THANKS Your conversational partner has disconnected. Phariad edited this message on 04/03/2009 8:30PM |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 8:30PM |
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello~ Stranger: hello Stranger: whats the worst thing about the internet? You: Probably all the sites that insist on infecting your computer with viruses. You: Just kind of ruins the internet that some sites can break your computer. You: Also, there is not nearly enough underage pornography. Stranger: no, u You: I unfortunately am not underage. Stranger: but u are the worst thing about the internet You: How do you figure that? Stranger: well theres everything else on the internet up here Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: and you, down here Stranger: case closed You: Thank you for that graphical explanation Stranger: that’ll be £10 You: And here is you. You: Four lines below me Stranger: no, for lines below you is stranger. Stranger: four* You: But, www.forumwarz.com is a pretty cool game! Stranger: eh no You: You should check it out. Stranger: eh no You: I’m Peregrine. Stranger: I know whats there, and it’s nothing but deceit You: And lots of goatse! Stranger: yeah, your gran gets about a bit. You: He certainly is a professional. Stranger: sometimes I regret having fathered you. You: We even have a goatse emoticon. Stranger: like when you breathe, thats when i regret it the most. You: That’s pretty much all the time. Stranger: unfortunatley Stranger: where I’m from we have no need for goatse emoticons Stranger: we construct coherent and serious conversation You: 4chan is for fine upstanding member of societys. Stranger: yes it is Stranger: I’m not a spade though You: You’re a diamond? Stranger: actually its for coons, 10 year olds and peadophiles Stranger: no, I’m a contributing member of society. You: on Omegle. Stranger: I dont wait for my welfar check You: Log in to see images! your racial slurs Stranger: yes, as it is 0025 now, work finished for me hours ago Stranger: I have plenty =D You: More please! You: FWZ hates fine upstanding member of societys lol Stranger: Coon, Wog, Spade, Nig-Nog, Rag-head, Curry Crunhcher, fine upstanding member of society, fine upstanding member of society, fine upstanding member of society, Slope, Zipperhead, Egg roll, fine upstanding member of society Stranger: Jungle Bunny You: lmao, you’d fit right in Stranger: Banana Farmer Stranger: Cotton Picker Stranger: Slave Stranger: slave is the best one You: You should give FWZ another shot. Stranger: between my graphic design job, here, my forum and Xbox live, I don’t have time for anything else You: It only takes like 15 min a day Stranger: If you’re a part timer. You: And it’s free Stranger: Forums require dedication You: And pretty creative Stranger: but I’m not a fan of goatse You: You get banned for posting it Stranger: as is good and right You: Log in to see images! Stranger: oh yeah, swamp rat, tunnel runner Stranger: dot head You: omg you really ought to join Stranger: and terrorist. You: If you’ve got time for this Stranger: Oh, and the bklacks hate it the most when you call them crackers Stranger: blacks/ You: you’ve got time forFWZ Stranger: I’ve only got time for this cos the GF is watching TV, otherwise I’m abusing coons on COD4 and halo You: Send me a message if you join please Log in to see images! You: Peregrine You: http://www.forumwarz.com/profiles/peregrine Stranger: maybe i shall u got xbox? You: Sadly, no Log in to see images! Stranger: hell Stranger: wai not? You: YAY! Stranger: yay what? You: wai not join? Stranger: hold on i’m rolling just now then i will re-evaluate my decision You: We’d love to have you You: ...fine upstanding member of society Stranger: **** you fine upstanding member of society! You: :3 Stranger: I cant do it… I just cant You: Why? Your male reproductive organ is too small? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 9:00PM |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 9:03PM |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 9:19PM |
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