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Stranger: i love u
You: Hello, young man
You: Ah, there go my dentures
You: I need to get some better adhesive
Stranger: greetings from vancouver
You: Back in my day, yound men only needed to say that once.
You: Then again, that was rite before the Great Depression
Stranger: oh yeah?
Stranger: does grandpa like cats?
You: Why yes, you see, I’m ninety-six
Stranger: keeping up with the latest in technology i see
Stranger: good on you grandpa
You: And my woman's genitals is withered like supermarket prunes
Stranger: i like supermarket dates
You: Get your genders correct, young man.
Stranger: dates as in the fruit
Stranger: apologies grandma
You: Supermarkets are overrated
You: Jus’ like taxes!
You: BOOOOOO TAXES
Stranger: dont pay em
Stranger: what they gonna do?
Stranger: lock u up for the rest of your natural life?
You: Which will be about twenty six days
You: You see
You: I have cervical cancer
Stranger: it was a long game anyways
Stranger: you’ve earned your rest
You: And the last time someone ****ed me was in Saigon
Stranger: oh my
Stranger: agent orange?
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|Posted On: 04/03/2009 7:42PM||View andrewp182's Profile | #|