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Stranger: i love u

You: Hello, young man

You: Ah, there go my dentures

Stranger: hugz

Stranger: loloolololol

You: I need to get some better adhesive

Stranger: greetings from vancouver

Stranger: hahahahhahaah

You: Back in my day, yound men only needed to say that once.

You: Then again, that was rite before the Great Depression

Stranger: oh yeah?

Stranger: does grandpa like cats?

You: Why yes, you see, I’m ninety-six

Stranger: keeping up with the latest in technology i see

Stranger: good on you grandpa

You: And my woman's genitals is withered like supermarket prunes

Stranger: roflroflroflrofl

Stranger: i like supermarket dates

You: Get your genders correct, young man.

Stranger: dates as in the fruit

Stranger: apologies grandma

You: Supermarkets are overrated

You: Jus’ like taxes!

You: BOOOOOO TAXES

Stranger: dont pay em

Stranger: what they gonna do?

Stranger: lock u up for the rest of your natural life?

You: Which will be about twenty six days

You: You see

You: I have cervical cancer

Stranger: GG

Stranger: nore

Stranger: kthxbai

Stranger: it was a long game anyways

Stranger: you’ve earned your rest

Stranger: ta-ta!

You: And the last time someone ****ed me was in Saigon

Stranger: oh my

Stranger: agent orange?

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