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This is a longer one.. sorry.. good though!
Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hello Stranger: where are you from? You: estonia Stranger: im from the UK You: neat Stranger: Whats it like in Estonia? You: what do you do in the uk? Stranger: Student You: its not bad You: what do you do for fun? Stranger: Alcohol and sec Stranger: sex* You: ooh You: i like sex too Stranger: would you like sex with me? You: just like… normal sex or like anything strange.. You: multiple partners Stranger: normal sex Stranger: are you male or female? You: female Stranger: im male Stranger: how old are you? You: 22 Stranger: im 17 lol You: you can drink there at 17? Stranger: No.. 18. You: ah You: you bad boy Stranger: but i can get served it Stranger: cos i look older Log in to see images! You: bad! You: so naughty Stranger: its worth it You: so, sex huh Stranger: its fun Log in to see images! You: ever tried anything kinky? Stranger: tried handcuffs once You: hmm You: kinda kinky.. Stranger: thats about as kinky as ive gone, tbh You: im into a bit more kinky stuff if you know what I mean.. Stranger: examples? You: hmm You: domination You: uh.. Stranger: i’d love to be dominated You: some scat play You: hmm You: have you ever had a finger in your bum while you were having sex? Stranger: yes You: did you enjoy it? You: that really turns me on Stranger: Yeah. She really hit the right spots You: anything bigger? like a small dildo or something? Stranger: A male reproductive organ. Stranger: once You: ah, you’re bisexual? Stranger: No You: hmm, just experimenting then? Stranger: I had a bi-curious friend so i let him have a go You: ah, nice of you Stranger: was actually quite good You: you enjoyed it then? Stranger: strangely, yes Stranger: but im not attracted to men at all. You: how do you feel about a strap on in there? You: like a chick wearing one Stranger: sounds good You: hmm You: have you ever had sexual thoughts about animals? You: like smaller ones? Stranger: Never. Stranger: nope You: a cat? Stranger: no You: fair enough You: has a girl ever ****ed on you and you enjoyed it a bit? You: sorry, i ask alot of questions cause im curious You: lol Stranger: A girl has never ****ed on me lol You: would you let one though if the mood was right? You: like You: say for instance You: hear me out now Stranger: If she wanted to, then sure. Stranger: but its not something i’d choose to do You: we were getting into it real hard, drinking all night then having a romp.. You: im going at it with a strap on in your bum You: all of a sudden, I have to have a **** You: I say “I want to **** all over you” You: do you say yes or no Stranger: yes You: ok You: you’re freaky You: I like it Stranger: lol You: what about if I wanted to take a ****? Stranger: no You: not at all? Stranger: no lol You: it reallllly turns me on Stranger: it would turn me off… lol You: ok You: well thanks, you just ****ing ruined my orgasm You: bumhole |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 9:23PM |
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Lol I am amazing at this. Also added blood for lolz. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 9:24PM |
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Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: ...... Stranger: hi You: niigger Stranger: actually i am white You: lol You: u hate nigs Stranger: but if you are a nice negro chick, you are relevant to my interests You: yes i am You: a nigress Stranger: nice Stranger: and do you have a wet woman's genitals yet? You: yeah lil white boi it’s wet You: ima **** the dog **** outta you Stranger: ok Stranger: nice Log in to see images! Stranger: try me then You: lay down on da bed cracka azz mudafugga Stranger: why don’t you use normal english? You: let me see dat male reproductive organ You: i’z speekin in ebonics fo yo pleasure Stranger: i’d rather have you talking normal You: but it’ll ruin the mood! Stranger: ok, You: :/ Stranger: maybe a little less then? You: deal now pull out the white worm for me baby Stranger: ok Stranger: uhoh it’s out You: ooh let momma grab a hold of it You: ooh its nice Stranger: i know You: let’s see how it tastes You: mmm You: tastes like…... You: vanilla lol Stranger: nice You: ooh let me get it all wet so i can slide in my lil **** hole Stranger: how old are you? You: 19 baby Stranger: nice and tight You: also: no more question, im in heat You: yeah let me lick those balls too You: mmm swish em around in my mouth You: are you ready to **** my sweet gerogia peach hunny? Stranger: yeah Stranger: faster You: first You: go here You: forumwarz.com Stranger: :’Log in to see images! You: sighn up You: it’s free You: pwn forums Stranger: knew it, but thanks You: you on forumwarz??? Stranger: already a member ldo You: screenname? Stranger: anonymous Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 9:27PM |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 9:29PM |
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello. Stranger: the game You: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU You have disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 9:43PM |
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ok was to long to screen cap and post 3 pages Log in to see images! Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: **** you random stranger Stranger: hahahahah looolz Stranger: **** YOU other random stranger! You: yes, we are on the same page Stranger: lol You: now who to kill? Stranger: to kill? =O Stranger: killer!1 You: muhahahahaha Stranger: hohohoho Stranger: whats up? =D You: not much walnut You: not much] Stranger: where are u from? You: west Philadelphia You: born and raised You: Log in to see images! Stranger: Nice =D You: you? Stranger: from Brazil =D You: some freaky girls in brazil Stranger: hahaha Stranger: why? D: You: they tend to like ****ing in cups and crap You: so to mess with you, forumwarz Stranger: lolz You: your one of them, I know it Stranger: ¬¬ You: do you think fran is fat? Stranger: fran? Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 9:45PM |
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Uhh, what happend to the “You get one submission per legal alt” rule? |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 9:57PM |
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CrinkzPipe Posted:
It died in a fire or something. I should probably fix mine up D:
Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello. Stranger: HELLO! You: HOLY **** You: ARE YOU BILLY MAYS Stranger: what? Stranger: yeah man! You: AWESOME Stranger: totally billy mays You: WE CAN HAVE You: A YELLING CONTEST You: RIGHT Stranger: or at least a fan Stranger: no You: cool bro You: oh You: well that sucks Stranger: i don’t like to yell really You: oh You: that sucks even more Stranger: are you prince harry? You: Nope You: Nigerian princes aren’t named Harry Stranger: t-pain?? You: Nope. You: My name is Gregg Casey. You: I am 35 years old. Stranger: hi gregg casey You: I am trapped in a jail cell with a computer, some knives, and a window. You: I don’t know how I got here You: But it’s Friday Stranger: maybe you should try and make a break out the window You: And tonight is Happy Night at my favorite pub, male reproductive organ’s Bar and Grill. You: I’ve tried You: The bars are made of Awesomium Stranger: no luck huh Stranger: I’m in Utah You: I wish I could be in Utah You: Log in to see images! You: Anywhere but this pathetic place. Stranger: i’m Morman You: Wherever it is You: Morman? You: Morman Freeman? You: DOCTOR Morman Freeman? Stranger: no, just a morman You: oh You: :| Stranger: a chocolate free morman You: Are you peanut-bumer flavored? Stranger: pistachio You: Ew. You: Pistachio is disgusting. Stranger: no Stranger: pistachios are SO GOOD You: The nut, yes You: The flavor, **** no. Stranger: they were recalled did you her Stranger: hear* You: Really? Stranger: apparently You: well You: Looks like I’m going to die You: From too much awesome Stranger: too much awesome what? You: Well, if you eat or do anything with an awesome level that high, too much You: You die from too much awesome Stranger: i guess You: An example is eating too many pistachio nuts. You: You see, it’s sort of like Billy Mays and his commercials Stranger: truth Stranger: or maury You: They’re so short because Billy Mays would die from too much awesome yelling. You: So, ever heard of Forumwarz? Stranger: no You: It’s amazing You: In fact You: I’m going to log this chat when we’re done and post it on their forums. You: Seriously You: I get paid 8 bucks if it’s the funniest chat log Stranger: that’s lame You: 8 bucks is 8 bucks You: Well, technically, I’m supposed to be trolling the **** out of you. You: i.e. You: fine upstanding member of society mammary glands ****TING male reproductive organS **** **** fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society You: etc. You: But I’m horrible at that You: Log in to see images! Stranger: hmm yeah Stranger: also… what’s the point You: Of what? Stranger: i suppose 8 bucks is the point Stranger: but Stranger: that’s so mean! You: Well, you know what 4chan is, right? You: Right now, Omegle says that there are 3592 people chatting You: I can guarantee you half of those people came from 4chan, because they want to troll. You: Simply because sometimes, it’s funny as hell. Stranger: troll? You: Think of someone who annoys you because it’s fun to them You: that’s what a troll is Stranger: oh Stranger: weird You: Or, on a larger scale, someone that initiates a fight or something of the like, simply because it’s funny to them. Stranger: yeah You: Yeah, that’s the Internet for you Stranger: internetspeak Stranger: laaaaammme You: D: Stranger: so do you troll Stranger: regularaly Stranger: regularly* Stranger: ? Stranger: are you a troll You: Nah You: I mean, the point of the contest IS to troll You: But I’m horrible at it You: It’s very fun when you get people to play along Stranger: jamie oliver just had a baby and they named her petal blossom rainbow Stranger: baaaaha You: That sounds ****ing awesome Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 10:01PM |
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Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:
There it is.
I normally wouldn’t care but I don’t want this to get as horrible as the motto contest. Johnny Mac edited this message on 04/03/2009 10:05PM |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 10:04PM |
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Long, but epic. I particularly like the finish. Log in to see images!
WARNING: Image links are shock pics.
Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hey guess what. Stranger: What. You: This game I play, this Forumwarz, they’re having a contest. You: So I’m totally posting this on their forums. You: After I fap You: http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/d/d0/Siske_gif.gif/180px-Siske_gif.gif You: Hang on. You: ... You: Typing one-handed. You: One sec. Stranger: LMAO. You: ... You: ... You: ... You: okay done. Stranger: I have a picture for you to fap to! You: That was fun! You: Let’s see it. You: Is it that goatse guy. You: Totally hot. Stranger: no it’s me Stranger: http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/3990/37746439bs2.jpg You: AWESOME You: THAT IS SO COOL You: KICKIN’ IT OLD-SKOOL Stranger: Am I sexy? You: Totally. You: I would jizz in your bumhole if there was any room left. Stranger: LMAO. You: And all over your face…except I think you pretty much covered that already. Stranger: Wow. I think I’m in love with you. You: So uhhh…maybe your mammary glands. You: Yeah, I’d jizz on your mammary glands. You: Those are still…kind of…accessible, right? Stranger: What do you mean? You: Athough that stream of sweet sweet bum dribble might get in the way a little. You: That’s okay, though! You: It’s like God’s own drinking fountain! Stranger: You’re a sad, strange little man. You: Probably going to hell, too. Stranger: Yeah… You: Gonna say hi to Jalapeno Bootyhole when I get there, though! Stranger: LMAO. You: Gotta admire that man. He’d finger Satan himself in the bumhole to get somebody to like his game. Stranger: Will you marry me? You: Maybe. You: I’ll deny it if anyone asks. Stranger: Why?? You: And then slap you, start crying, and run to the nearest bar to get utterly and completely smashed. Stranger: HOW RUDE. You: Then I’ll come home, puke all over the couch, sleep in it, **** in my sleep, and wake up and blame you. Stranger: Never mind. I don’t want to marry you. You: Then start crying again, expose myself, and tell you I need your body right then and there. Stranger: TAKE A SHOWER FIRST, DAMN You: Oh. Yeah, okay. You: I could do that. You: ONLY IF YOU GAVE IT TO ME, THOUGH You: MARRY ME, TUBGIRL! Stranger: I’m not really tubgirl! I’m much sexier than her! You: Oh, seriously? You: Awesome. Stranger: Srsly. You: I mean, it’s tough to get hotter than that. Stranger: I know. You: So…I gotta be honest here. You: Pics or it ain’t true. Stranger: I don’t let strangers look at me naked! Stranger: I’m only 12! You: Sweet. You: Do you look kinda like this? You: http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/c/c4/Herm.jpg You: I like ‘em sort of floppy. Stranger: Sorry, no, I don’t. You: Oh, bummer. You: Well, you are 12, so you’re still hotter than Tubgirl. You: Are you at least able to projectile **** into your own mouth? Stranger: I’ve never tried. Should I? You: YES. You: And then send pics. Stranger: Ok, will do. You: AWESOME. You: Make sure to forward them to Evil Trout. You: He loves that sort of thing. Stranger: You should add me on msn. You: I have no msn, unfortunately. You: I forgot my aim a while back. I use my plethora of gmail accounts to chat these days. Stranger: Hmm. Well, do you have a website to spread an email around on?? You: http://www.forumwarz.com/profiles/The Ferv You: That’s the one. You: I like it when people **** up my stall. You: Alternately, what kind of email? Stranger: An email of someone I dislike! I want a bunch of people to spam him and add him! You: Mmmmmm You: Well, Anonymous is not your personal army. You: But I may be able to help you. You: What’s the email? Stranger: babooshka_yaya@live.com You: Right on, right on. You: Only a live account? Stranger: What? You: That’s an MSN Live account. Stranger: yes, and? You: Free, easily created, easily ditched. You: No Gmail or anything? Stranger: No. You: Ah, right on. You: Well, I’ll spread the word then. Stranger: Yay! I love you. You: awesome. You: Will you **** in my mouth? You: I love projectile diarrhea. Stranger: If that’s what you want! You: NICE Stranger: Well, it’s been fun. But I’m bored with you now. Stranger: Soooooo. Bye. You: **** YOU fine upstanding member of society fabulous person male reproductive organBISHOP bumMONGLER male reproductive organSUCKER You: Okay bye. You: Log in to see images! Stranger: lmao. Stranger: I love you. You: Awww You: So warm and fuzzy Stranger: I CANT LEAVE You: Like my male reproductive organ in a steaming pile of giraffe droppings, fresh from the morning dew. Stranger: I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH You: DOES THAT MEAN YOU’LL HAVE HOT POOP SEX WITH ME NOW Stranger: YES You: AWESOME I LOVE IT WHEN YOU **** ON MY male reproductive organ AND THEN PUKE ALL OVER IT AND THEN LICK IT ALL OFF. You: Only if you share though! You: I hate people who don’t share. You: That stuff is tasty. Stranger: But of course! You: Awesome. You: We’re on, then. You: ...Except wait. You: You’re okay licking the **** out of my tangled greasy bumhair and then puking it all over my chest, right? You: I mean, that’s an important one. You: Learned that from MC Banhammer – the man himself. Stranger: Yes. Very ok with it. You: That is SO INDESCRIBABLY HOT You: Almost as hot as Fran’s fat rolls. Stranger: alliteration You: But you’re 12 years old, so I can excuse you not having fat rolls. You: And precocious! Stranger: =D You: What a darling child OMG WANNA SHOVE MY male reproductive organ UP YOUR bum UNTIL IT TEARS THROUGH YOUR INTESTINES COATING ITSELF WITH **** AND MUCUS AND THEN BURSTS UP YOUR THROAT MAKING YOU VOMIT IT OUT YOUR MOUTH. You: Mmmmmmmmm You: Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “impaling yourself on my male reproductive organ”, doesn’t it? Stranger: YOU’RE MAKING ME SOOOOO HORNY You: THAT IS SO AWESOME You: OHGOD I JIZZED IN MY PANTS You: OH GOD THERES MORE You: AND MORE Stranger: I’m on a boat. You: AND JESUS TITTY****ING CHRIST IT JUST WONT STOP You: Awesome. I swim up from beneath the water and capsize it, plunging you underwater! Stranger: OH **** Stranger: IM ON A BOAT Stranger: IM ON A BOAT Stranger: EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME COS IM SAILING ON A BOAT You: NO Stranger: IM ON A BOAT Stranger: IM ON A BOAT You: YOU’RE IN SOVIET RUSSIA WHERE BOAT IS ON YOU Stranger: TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THE MOTHER****ING BOAT Stranger: YOU CANT STOP ME **** COS IM ON A BOAT Stranger: I GOT MY SWIM TRUNKS, AND MY FLIPPY FLOPPIES You: IS IT MY male reproductive organBOAT Stranger: IM RIDING ON A DOLPHIN, DOIN FLIPS AND **** Stranger: I wish. You: Aw man. You: That’s okay BECAUSE DOLPHINS MAKE ME HOT You: DID YOU KNOW THEY HAVE PREHENSILE male reproductive organES Stranger: Get the **** up. THIS BOAT IS REAL. You: AND ONE HAS SLIPPED INSIDE OF YOU You: THE BOAT IS A LIE! Stranger: I NEVER THOUGHT ID BE ON A BOAT, ITS A BIG BLUE WATERY ROAD, POSEIDON LOOOOOK AT MEEEEE Stranger: BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY Stranger: I ****ED A MERMAID You: SUP DAWG I HERD YOU LIKE TO BOAT IN YOUR BOAT SO I PUT A DOLPHIN male reproductive organ IN YOUR BOOTYHOLE SO YOU COULD PROJECTILE male reproductive organVOMIT INTO YOUR OWN MOUTH. You: DID YOU **** THE TOP OR THE BOTTOM HALF You: ‘Cause Evil Trout wants to talk to you if you ****ed the bottom half. Stranger: So can you Bob like Dylan on my Peter like Criss til it’s Chubby like Checker, come on baby do the twist, it’s all in the wrist, like table tennis, so BEAT ME like Betty Crocker cake mix. You: Okay. You: I’m getting out my male reproductive organ! You: SURPRISE You: IT’S 4 FEET LONG You: AND PREHENSILE. You: I HAD SURGERY TO PUT MUSCLES IN JUST FOR THIS SORT OF OCCASION Stranger: WHOA that’s longer than I am tall! I forgot to tell you I’m a midget. You: I am so okay with that. You: So can I start the beating now? That’ll make it that much better when I impale you and leave you out in the countryside to starve. Stranger: Yes, please. You: Did I mention I had Starfish genes put in too so I can regenerate it? You: It falls off every once in a while, had to make sure You: LET THE BEATING COMMENCE Stranger: lmao. You: I am whipping you with my male reproductive organ. You: It feels like a LONG HARD LENGTH OF WET KNOTTED ROPY ROPE You: With veins in it. Stranger: I just JIZZED IN MY PANTS. Uh…... I mean…...... creamed my panties…... You: That are alive. And throbbing. You: Wait. You: OH SHI- You: AND THEN I TURN YOU OVER AND SEE YOUR ERECT male reproductive organ. You: ****. WHAT DO I DO NOW?! You: Quickly, I vomit all over your groin to hide the malformed lump that is your male reproductive organ. You: Then I set fire to the vomit! You: I am sure those are screams of pleasure I hear. Stranger: Oh, they are. You: Okay good, I was pretty sure, but it’s always nice to have confirmation. You: You comfy now? Pubes burning nicely? Pillows nice and soft? You: Can’t have you fidgeting while I’m ramming you in the bum. Stranger: JUST DO IT You: THEN I TAKE YOUR HIPS IN MY HANDS AND RAM MY ERECT, THROBBING, 4 FOOT LONG male reproductive organ INTO YOUR bum You: I DO NOT CARE THAT I FEEL FLESH RIP WHEN IT GOES IN, IT IS SO TIGHT IT’S TOTALLY WORTH IT IF YOU GET SOME RECTAL BLEEDING LATER You: We’ll say you were on your period. Log in to see images! You: AS IT GOES IN IT EXPERIENCES SOME RESISTANCE ENTERING YOUR INTESTINES Stranger: You remind me of someone I know. WHAT’S YOUR NAME??? You: BUT NOT MUCH! WE’LL STRAIGHTEN THAT OUT IN NO TIME. Log in to see images! You: Your mom? You: I killed her last night to make it easier to get to you. Log in to see images! I’m sorry! You: Your dad, too – and your favorite uncle. After that threesome, I simply couldn’t allow them to live. You: I’m so sorry. Have I ruined it for you? Is it completely ruined? Stranger: Wow. I really don’t like you now. Stranger: My mom really is dead, you bumhole. You: Oh man. I KNEW SOMETHING FELT WEIRD ABOUT LAST NIGHT’S VIC— I mean. You: Um., You: I thought she was just chilly! Stranger: **** you. Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 10:09PM |
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You: hai Stranger: hey You: knock knock Stranger: whos there You: me…i kill you Stranger: creepy You: you should You: not have opened the door Stranger: yeah clearly You: strangers lurk around You: and raping is my hobby Stranger: wow thats nice You: eh Stranger: where are you from You: A girl has to do something to fill the time between playing forumwarz You: The netherlands Stranger: im a girl too You: right on You: You ever enjoy at random? You: its fun You: I see why guys do it You: nothing like the screaming You: the crying You: the pleading Stranger: no ive never raped anyone You: You should definately try You: I mean, its like riding a rollercoaster Stranger: yeah You: only the rollercoaster is a guy and the screams are for real You: only there is a problem Stranger: what You: Sometimes they go to the police You: and i don’t want to be caught Stranger: yeah that is a problem You: So I usually kill them You: Let me tell you, bones are hard to cut through Stranger: uhh yeah You: I had one squeal to the cops once Stranger: and what happened You: I convinced them that he asked for it You: He was dressing all ****ty You: asking for it |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 10:10PM |
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: ****, I’m out of lube. You: Can I borrow some from you? You: Plz? You: I’ll suck your male reproductive organ. Stranger: ha You: No, male reproductive organsucking then? Stranger: if i had a male reproductive organ it would work. You: I was looking forward to that. You: Anyways. Stranger: oh im sure. You: I have Yu-Gi-Oh! cards. You: Wanna play? You: I PLAY EXODIA. Stranger: i dont play yu gi oh You: Wanna play again? You: I PLAY EXODIA. You: Wanna play again? You: I PLAY EXODIA. You: Wanna play again? Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback.
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 10:24PM |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 10:28PM |
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-FORUMWARZ- It’s a club for virgins
Log in to see images! Context edited this message on 04/03/2009 10:49PM |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 10:44PM |
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Howdy stranger, I'm Jane with Omegle Customer Support. How may I bumist you tonight? Stranger: for real Stranger: doubt it You: Have you been having any problems? Stranger: no You: We're just testing things out. You: Any lag? You: Any technical issues? Stranger: what type of problems Stranger: \no Stranger: **** you b Stranger: get b off here You: Trolls? People bothering you? Stranger: thats whats up Stranger: /b/ Stranger: is bothering me You: People posting spam? You: Or maybe fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society? Stranger: and the braziliana posting spam Stranger: fine upstanding member of societys Stranger: yes Stranger: you are one You: Ah, well just letting you know that we are looking in to that Stranger: you better be You: We are installing nettranny as we speak. Stranger: good You: If you come back tomorrow, all should be fine. You: Also dongs. Stranger: i want MOAR Stranger: /b/oxxy=? You: Ah yes, well unfortunately Pink Floyd is not available on Omegle. You: You might want to try HOFF. You: Or restarting your modem. Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 10:49PM |
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Oops. One per alt. Shii edited this message on 04/04/2009 2:14AM |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 10:54PM |
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: WTF Y ARE U ON OMEGLE You: no idea Stranger: me either You: why are YOU on omegle? Stranger: im multitasking Stranger: this and /b/ You: and forumwarz? Stranger: lol its in my faves XD You: that **** is being sponsered on /b/ all the ****ing time. You: I play it. It’s a terrible game. Stranger: lol i havent played in a month Stranger: im hacker Stranger: u? You: cool. You: camwhore. Stranger: lulz Stranger: what are ur attacks You: i show my mammary glands and kiss my friends and stuff Stranger: o i see You: but it’s only random pictures of googled ****es. Stranger: i 404 ppl and change the background You: cool. Stranger: theres a strange man at my window You: oh. You: he got that pedosmile? Stranger: what do i do? Stranger: yes he does You: fire. You: lots of it. Stranger: k brb Stranger: back Stranger: house is gone You: good. You: my task is done. Stranger: .... You have disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 11:08PM |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 11:12PM |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 11:18PM |
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I have a better submission.
NVM Wartooth118 edited this message on 04/05/2009 3:35AM |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 11:30PM |
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