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Nigroid

Avatar: Smiling Woman

[WeChall]

Level 27 Camwhore

“Playmate of the Month”

This is a longer one.. sorry.. good though!

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hello

Stranger: where are you from?

You: estonia

Stranger: im from the UK

You: neat

Stranger: Whats it like in Estonia?

You: what do you do in the uk?

Stranger: Student

You: its not bad

You: what do you do for fun?

Stranger: Alcohol and sec

Stranger: sex*

You: ooh

You: i like sex too

Stranger: would you like sex with me?

You: just like… normal sex or like anything strange..

You: multiple partners

Stranger: normal sex

Stranger: are you male or female?

You: female

Stranger: im male

Stranger: how old are you?

You: 22

Stranger: im 17 lol

You: you can drink there at 17?

Stranger: No.. 18.

You: ah

You: you bad boy

Stranger: but i can get served it

Stranger: cos i look older Log in to see images!

You: bad!

You: so naughty

Stranger: its worth it

You: so, sex huh

Stranger: its fun Log in to see images!

You: ever tried anything kinky?

Stranger: tried handcuffs once

You: hmm

You: kinda kinky..

Stranger: thats about as kinky as ive gone, tbh

You: im into a bit more kinky stuff if you know what I mean..

Stranger: examples?

You: hmm

You: domination

You: uh..

Stranger: i’d love to be dominated

You: some scat play

You: hmm

You: have you ever had a finger in your bum while you were having sex?

Stranger: yes

You: did you enjoy it?

You: that really turns me on

Stranger: Yeah. She really hit the right spots

You: anything bigger? like a small dildo or something?

Stranger: A male reproductive organ.

Stranger: once

You: ah, you’re bisexual?

Stranger: No

You: hmm, just experimenting then?

Stranger: I had a bi-curious friend so i let him have a go

You: ah, nice of you

Stranger: was actually quite good

You: you enjoyed it then?

Stranger: strangely, yes

Stranger: but im not attracted to men at all.

You: how do you feel about a strap on in there?

You: like a chick wearing one

Stranger: sounds good

You: hmm

You: have you ever had sexual thoughts about animals?

You: like smaller ones?

Stranger: Never.

Stranger: nope

You: a cat?

Stranger: no

You: fair enough

You: has a girl ever ****ed on you and you enjoyed it a bit?

You: sorry, i ask alot of questions cause im curious

You: lol

Stranger: A girl has never ****ed on me lol

You: would you let one though if the mood was right?

You: like

You: say for instance

You: hear me out now

Stranger: If she wanted to, then sure.

Stranger: but its not something i’d choose to do

You: we were getting into it real hard, drinking all night then having a romp..

You: im going at it with a strap on in your bum

You: all of a sudden, I have to have a ****

You: I say “I want to **** all over you”

You: do you say yes or no

Stranger: yes

You: ok

You: you’re freaky

You: I like it

Stranger: lol

You: what about if I wanted to take a ****?

Stranger: no

You: not at all?

Stranger: no lol

You: it reallllly turns me on

Stranger: it would turn me off… lol

You: ok

You: well thanks, you just ****ing ruined my orgasm

You: bumhole

Russell The -
One-Eyed Won-
der Muscle

Avatar: 73899 Mon Oct 20 05:45:18 -0400 2008

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Permanoob

“Kapitan Stupidska”

Lol I am amazing at this. Also added blood for lolz.

Log in to see images!

Original: http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/1465/222zez.jpg

Generic Raci-
st

Avatar: 113010 Sat Mar 28 01:20:15 -0400 2009
1

Level 35 Troll

i'm a dirty fine upstanding member of society myself lulz

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: ......

Stranger: hi

You: niigger

Stranger: actually i am white

You: lol

You: u hate nigs

Stranger: but if you are a nice negro chick, you are relevant to my interests

You: yes i am

You: a nigress

Stranger: nice

Stranger: and do you have a wet woman's genitals yet?

You: yeah lil white boi it’s wet

You: ima **** the dog **** outta you

Stranger: ok

Stranger: nice Log in to see images!

Stranger: try me then

You: lay down on da bed cracka azz mudafugga

Stranger: why don’t you use normal english?

You: let me see dat male reproductive organ

You: i’z speekin in ebonics fo yo pleasure

Stranger: i’d rather have you talking normal

You: but it’ll ruin the mood!

Stranger: ok,

You: :/

Stranger: maybe a little less then?

You: deal now pull out the white worm for me baby

Stranger: ok

Stranger: uhoh it’s out

You: ooh let momma grab a hold of it

You: ooh its nice

Stranger: i know

You: let’s see how it tastes

You: mmm

You: tastes like…...

You: vanilla lol

Stranger: nice

You: ooh let me get it all wet so i can slide in my lil **** hole

Stranger: how old are you?

You: 19 baby

Stranger: nice and tight

You: also: no more question, im in heat

You: yeah let me lick those balls too

You: mmm swish em around in my mouth

You: are you ready to **** my sweet gerogia peach hunny?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: faster

You: first

You: go here

You: forumwarz.com

Stranger: :’Log in to see images!

You: sighn up

You: it’s free

You: pwn forums

Stranger: knew it, but thanks

You: you on forumwarz???

Stranger: already a member ldo

You: screenname?

Stranger: anonymous

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

BarelyLegal

Avatar: Denim Skirt
1

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

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Kilroy

Avatar: 62524 Fri Dec 26 00:25:59 -0500 2008
7

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello.

Stranger: the game

You: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU

You have disconnected.

EVECHARM

Avatar: 114577 Tue Feb 17 05:11:14 -0500 2009
14

[pizza party]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

ok was to long to screen cap and post 3 pages Log in to see images!

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: **** you random stranger

Stranger: hahahahah looolz

Stranger: **** YOU other random stranger!

You: yes, we are on the same page

Stranger: lol

You: now who to kill?

Stranger: to kill? =O

Stranger: killer!1

You: muhahahahaha

Stranger: hohohoho

Stranger: whats up? =D

You: not much walnut

You: not much]

Stranger: where are u from?

You: west Philadelphia

You: born and raised

You: Log in to see images!

Stranger: Nice =D

You: you?

Stranger: from Brazil =D

You: some freaky girls in brazil

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: why? D:

You: they tend to like ****ing in cups and crap

You: so to mess with you, forumwarz

Stranger: lolz

You: your one of them, I know it

Stranger: ¬¬

You: do you think fran is fat?

Stranger: fran?

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CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

Uhh, what happend to the “You get one submission per legal alt” rule?

Kilroy

Avatar: 62524 Fri Dec 26 00:25:59 -0500 2008
7

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

CrinkzPipe Posted:

Uhh, what happend to the “You get one submission per legal alt” rule?

It died in a fire or something. I should probably fix mine up D:

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello.

Stranger: HELLO!

You: HOLY ****

You: ARE YOU BILLY MAYS

Stranger: what?

Stranger: yeah man!

You: AWESOME

Stranger: totally billy mays

You: WE CAN HAVE

You: A YELLING CONTEST

You: RIGHT

Stranger: or at least a fan

Stranger: no

You: cool bro

You: oh

You: well that sucks

Stranger: i don’t like to yell really

You: oh

You: that sucks even more

Stranger: are you prince harry?

You: Nope

You: Nigerian princes aren’t named Harry

Stranger: t-pain??

You: Nope.

You: My name is Gregg Casey.

You: I am 35 years old.

Stranger: hi gregg casey

You: I am trapped in a jail cell with a computer, some knives, and a window.

You: I don’t know how I got here

You: But it’s Friday

Stranger: maybe you should try and make a break out the window

You: And tonight is Happy Night at my favorite pub, male reproductive organ’s Bar and Grill.

You: I’ve tried

You: The bars are made of Awesomium

Stranger: no luck huh

Stranger: I’m in Utah

You: I wish I could be in Utah

You: Log in to see images!

You: Anywhere but this pathetic place.

Stranger: i’m Morman

You: Wherever it is

You: Morman?

You: Morman Freeman?

You: DOCTOR Morman Freeman?

Stranger: no, just a morman

You: oh

You: :|

Stranger: a chocolate free morman

You: Are you peanut-bumer flavored?

Stranger: pistachio

You: Ew.

You: Pistachio is disgusting.

Stranger: no

Stranger: pistachios are SO GOOD

You: The nut, yes

You: The flavor, **** no.

Stranger: they were recalled did you her

Stranger: hear*

You: Really?

Stranger: apparently

You: well

You: Looks like I’m going to die

You: From too much awesome

Stranger: too much awesome what?

You: Well, if you eat or do anything with an awesome level that high, too much

You: You die from too much awesome

Stranger: i guess

You: An example is eating too many pistachio nuts.

You: You see, it’s sort of like Billy Mays and his commercials

Stranger: truth

Stranger: or maury

You: They’re so short because Billy Mays would die from too much awesome yelling.

You: So, ever heard of Forumwarz?

Stranger: no

You: It’s amazing

You: In fact

You: I’m going to log this chat when we’re done and post it on their forums.

You: Seriously

You: I get paid 8 bucks if it’s the funniest chat log

Stranger: that’s lame

You: 8 bucks is 8 bucks

You: Well, technically, I’m supposed to be trolling the **** out of you.

You: i.e.

You: fine upstanding member of society mammary glands ****TING male reproductive organS **** **** fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society

You: etc.

You: But I’m horrible at that

You: Log in to see images!

Stranger: hmm yeah

Stranger: also… what’s the point

You: Of what?

Stranger: i suppose 8 bucks is the point

Stranger: but

Stranger: that’s so mean!

You: Well, you know what 4chan is, right?

You: Right now, Omegle says that there are 3592 people chatting

You: I can guarantee you half of those people came from 4chan, because they want to troll.

You: Simply because sometimes, it’s funny as hell.

Stranger: troll?

You: Think of someone who annoys you because it’s fun to them

You: that’s what a troll is

Stranger: oh

Stranger: weird

You: Or, on a larger scale, someone that initiates a fight or something of the like, simply because it’s funny to them.

Stranger: yeah

You: Yeah, that’s the Internet for you

Stranger: internetspeak

Stranger: laaaaammme

You: D:

Stranger: so do you troll

Stranger: regularaly

Stranger: regularly*

Stranger: ?

Stranger: are you a troll

You: Nah

You: I mean, the point of the contest IS to troll

You: But I’m horrible at it

You: It’s very fun when you get people to play along

Stranger: jamie oliver just had a baby and they named her petal blossom rainbow

Stranger: baaaaha

You: That sounds ****ing awesome

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Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
35

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

hot horse great times lover

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

You have until 11:59 p.m. (EST) next Friday, April 10. You get one submission per legal alt, so make it count! (If you win a Peen, it can be transferred to your main if you notify us within a reasonable time.)

There it is.

I normally wouldn’t care but I don’t want this to get as horrible as the motto contest.

Johnny Mac edited this message on 04/03/2009 10:05PM

The Ferv

Avatar: Middle Finger
7

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Long, but epic. I particularly like the finish. Log in to see images!

WARNING: Image links are shock pics.

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey guess what.

Stranger: What.

You: This game I play, this Forumwarz, they’re having a contest.

You: So I’m totally posting this on their forums.

You: After I fap

You: http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/d/d0/Siske_gif.gif/180px-Siske_gif.gif

You: Hang on.

You: ...

You: Typing one-handed.

You: One sec.

Stranger: LMAO.

You: ...

You: ...

You: ...

You: okay done.

Stranger: I have a picture for you to fap to!

You: That was fun!

You: Let’s see it.

You: Is it that goatse guy.

You: Totally hot.

Stranger: no it’s me

Stranger: http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/3990/37746439bs2.jpg

You: AWESOME

You: THAT IS SO COOL

You: KICKIN’ IT OLD-SKOOL

Stranger: Am I sexy?

You: Totally.

You: I would jizz in your bumhole if there was any room left.

Stranger: LMAO.

You: And all over your face…except I think you pretty much covered that already.

Stranger: Wow. I think I’m in love with you.

You: So uhhh…maybe your mammary glands.

You: Yeah, I’d jizz on your mammary glands.

You: Those are still…kind of…accessible, right?

Stranger: What do you mean?

You: Athough that stream of sweet sweet bum dribble might get in the way a little.

You: That’s okay, though!

You: It’s like God’s own drinking fountain!

Stranger: You’re a sad, strange little man.

You: Probably going to hell, too.

Stranger: Yeah…

You: Gonna say hi to Jalapeno Bootyhole when I get there, though!

Stranger: LMAO.

You: Gotta admire that man. He’d finger Satan himself in the bumhole to get somebody to like his game.

Stranger: Will you marry me?

You: Maybe.

You: I’ll deny it if anyone asks.

Stranger: Why??

You: And then slap you, start crying, and run to the nearest bar to get utterly and completely smashed.

Stranger: HOW RUDE.

You: Then I’ll come home, puke all over the couch, sleep in it, **** in my sleep, and wake up and blame you.

Stranger: Never mind. I don’t want to marry you.

You: Then start crying again, expose myself, and tell you I need your body right then and there.

Stranger: TAKE A SHOWER FIRST, DAMN

You: Oh. Yeah, okay.

You: I could do that.

You: ONLY IF YOU GAVE IT TO ME, THOUGH

You: MARRY ME, TUBGIRL!

Stranger: I’m not really tubgirl! I’m much sexier than her!

You: Oh, seriously?

You: Awesome.

Stranger: Srsly.

You: I mean, it’s tough to get hotter than that.

Stranger: I know.

You: So…I gotta be honest here.

You: Pics or it ain’t true.

Stranger: I don’t let strangers look at me naked!

Stranger: I’m only 12!

You: Sweet.

You: Do you look kinda like this?

You: http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/c/c4/Herm.jpg

You: I like ‘em sort of floppy.

Stranger: Sorry, no, I don’t.

You: Oh, bummer.

You: Well, you are 12, so you’re still hotter than Tubgirl.

You: Are you at least able to projectile **** into your own mouth?

Stranger: I’ve never tried. Should I?

You: YES.

You: And then send pics.

Stranger: Ok, will do.

You: AWESOME.

You: Make sure to forward them to Evil Trout.

You: He loves that sort of thing.

Stranger: You should add me on msn.

You: I have no msn, unfortunately.

You: I forgot my aim a while back. I use my plethora of gmail accounts to chat these days.

Stranger: Hmm. Well, do you have a website to spread an email around on??

You: http://www.forumwarz.com/profiles/The Ferv

You: That’s the one.

You: I like it when people **** up my stall.

You: Alternately, what kind of email?

Stranger: An email of someone I dislike! I want a bunch of people to spam him and add him!

You: Mmmmmm

You: Well, Anonymous is not your personal army.

You: But I may be able to help you.

You: What’s the email?

Stranger: babooshka_yaya@live.com

You: Right on, right on.

You: Only a live account?

Stranger: What?

You: That’s an MSN Live account.

Stranger: yes, and?

You: Free, easily created, easily ditched.

You: No Gmail or anything?

Stranger: No.

You: Ah, right on.

You: Well, I’ll spread the word then.

Stranger: Yay! I love you.

You: awesome.

You: Will you **** in my mouth?

You: I love projectile diarrhea.

Stranger: If that’s what you want!

You: NICE

Stranger: Well, it’s been fun. But I’m bored with you now.

Stranger: Soooooo. Bye.

You: **** YOU fine upstanding member of society fabulous person male reproductive organBISHOP bumMONGLER male reproductive organSUCKER

You: Okay bye.

You: Log in to see images!

Stranger: lmao.

Stranger: I love you.

You: Awww

You: So warm and fuzzy

Stranger: I CANT LEAVE

You: Like my male reproductive organ in a steaming pile of giraffe droppings, fresh from the morning dew.

Stranger: I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH

You: DOES THAT MEAN YOU’LL HAVE HOT POOP SEX WITH ME NOW

Stranger: YES

You: AWESOME I LOVE IT WHEN YOU **** ON MY male reproductive organ AND THEN PUKE ALL OVER IT AND THEN LICK IT ALL OFF.

You: Only if you share though!

You: I hate people who don’t share.

You: That stuff is tasty.

Stranger: But of course!

You: Awesome.

You: We’re on, then.

You: ...Except wait.

You: You’re okay licking the **** out of my tangled greasy bumhair and then puking it all over my chest, right?

You: I mean, that’s an important one.

You: Learned that from MC Banhammer – the man himself.

Stranger: Yes. Very ok with it.

You: That is SO INDESCRIBABLY HOT

You: Almost as hot as Fran’s fat rolls.

Stranger: alliteration

You: But you’re 12 years old, so I can excuse you not having fat rolls.

You: And precocious!

Stranger: =D

You: What a darling child OMG WANNA SHOVE MY male reproductive organ UP YOUR bum UNTIL IT TEARS THROUGH YOUR INTESTINES COATING ITSELF WITH **** AND MUCUS AND THEN BURSTS UP YOUR THROAT MAKING YOU VOMIT IT OUT YOUR MOUTH.

You: Mmmmmmmmm

You: Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “impaling yourself on my male reproductive organ”, doesn’t it?

Stranger: YOU’RE MAKING ME SOOOOO HORNY

You: THAT IS SO AWESOME

You: OHGOD I JIZZED IN MY PANTS

You: OH GOD THERES MORE

You: AND MORE

Stranger: I’m on a boat.

You: AND JESUS TITTY****ING CHRIST IT JUST WONT STOP

You: Awesome. I swim up from beneath the water and capsize it, plunging you underwater!

Stranger: OH ****

Stranger: IM ON A BOAT

Stranger: IM ON A BOAT

Stranger: EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME COS IM SAILING ON A BOAT

You: NO

Stranger: IM ON A BOAT

Stranger: IM ON A BOAT

You: YOU’RE IN SOVIET RUSSIA WHERE BOAT IS ON YOU

Stranger: TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THE MOTHER****ING BOAT

Stranger: YOU CANT STOP ME **** COS IM ON A BOAT

Stranger: I GOT MY SWIM TRUNKS, AND MY FLIPPY FLOPPIES

You: IS IT MY male reproductive organBOAT

Stranger: IM RIDING ON A DOLPHIN, DOIN FLIPS AND ****

Stranger: I wish.

You: Aw man.

You: That’s okay BECAUSE DOLPHINS MAKE ME HOT

You: DID YOU KNOW THEY HAVE PREHENSILE male reproductive organES

Stranger: Get the **** up. THIS BOAT IS REAL.

You: AND ONE HAS SLIPPED INSIDE OF YOU

You: THE BOAT IS A LIE!

Stranger: I NEVER THOUGHT ID BE ON A BOAT, ITS A BIG BLUE WATERY ROAD, POSEIDON LOOOOOK AT MEEEEE

Stranger: BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY

Stranger: I ****ED A MERMAID

You: SUP DAWG I HERD YOU LIKE TO BOAT IN YOUR BOAT SO I PUT A DOLPHIN male reproductive organ IN YOUR BOOTYHOLE SO YOU COULD PROJECTILE male reproductive organVOMIT INTO YOUR OWN MOUTH.

You: DID YOU **** THE TOP OR THE BOTTOM HALF

You: ‘Cause Evil Trout wants to talk to you if you ****ed the bottom half.

Stranger: So can you Bob like Dylan on my Peter like Criss til it’s Chubby like Checker, come on baby do the twist, it’s all in the wrist, like table tennis, so BEAT ME like Betty Crocker cake mix.

You: Okay.

You: I’m getting out my male reproductive organ!

You: SURPRISE

You: IT’S 4 FEET LONG

You: AND PREHENSILE.

You: I HAD SURGERY TO PUT MUSCLES IN JUST FOR THIS SORT OF OCCASION

Stranger: WHOA that’s longer than I am tall! I forgot to tell you I’m a midget.

You: I am so okay with that.

You: So can I start the beating now? That’ll make it that much better when I impale you and leave you out in the countryside to starve.

Stranger: Yes, please.

You: Did I mention I had Starfish genes put in too so I can regenerate it?

You: It falls off every once in a while, had to make sure

You: LET THE BEATING COMMENCE

Stranger: lmao.

You: I am whipping you with my male reproductive organ.

You: It feels like a LONG HARD LENGTH OF WET KNOTTED ROPY ROPE

You: With veins in it.

Stranger: I just JIZZED IN MY PANTS. Uh…... I mean…...... creamed my panties…...

You: That are alive. And throbbing.

You: Wait.

You: OH SHI-

You: AND THEN I TURN YOU OVER AND SEE YOUR ERECT male reproductive organ.

You: ****. WHAT DO I DO NOW?!

You: Quickly, I vomit all over your groin to hide the malformed lump that is your male reproductive organ.

You: Then I set fire to the vomit!

You: I am sure those are screams of pleasure I hear.

Stranger: Oh, they are.

You: Okay good, I was pretty sure, but it’s always nice to have confirmation.

You: You comfy now? Pubes burning nicely? Pillows nice and soft?

You: Can’t have you fidgeting while I’m ramming you in the bum.

Stranger: JUST DO IT

You: THEN I TAKE YOUR HIPS IN MY HANDS AND RAM MY ERECT, THROBBING, 4 FOOT LONG male reproductive organ INTO YOUR bum

You: I DO NOT CARE THAT I FEEL FLESH RIP WHEN IT GOES IN, IT IS SO TIGHT IT’S TOTALLY WORTH IT IF YOU GET SOME RECTAL BLEEDING LATER

You: We’ll say you were on your period. Log in to see images!

You: AS IT GOES IN IT EXPERIENCES SOME RESISTANCE ENTERING YOUR INTESTINES

Stranger: You remind me of someone I know. WHAT’S YOUR NAME???

You: BUT NOT MUCH! WE’LL STRAIGHTEN THAT OUT IN NO TIME. Log in to see images!

You: Your mom?

You: I killed her last night to make it easier to get to you. Log in to see images! I’m sorry!

You: Your dad, too – and your favorite uncle. After that threesome, I simply couldn’t allow them to live.

You: I’m so sorry. Have I ruined it for you? Is it completely ruined?

Stranger: Wow. I really don’t like you now.

Stranger: My mom really is dead, you bumhole.

You: Oh man. I KNEW SOMETHING FELT WEIRD ABOUT LAST NIGHT’S VIC— I mean.

You: Um.,

You: I thought she was just chilly!

Stranger: **** you.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

heirloom

Avatar: 47475 2010-02-16 00:57:41 -0500
1

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 8 Emo Kid

Hey this is Professor Commie PhD. I am just replacing a terrible prank.

You: hai

Stranger: hey

You: knock knock

Stranger: whos there

You: me…i kill you

Stranger: creepy

You: you should

You: not have opened the door

Stranger: yeah clearly

You: strangers lurk around

You: and raping is my hobby

Stranger: wow thats nice

You: eh

Stranger: where are you from

You: A girl has to do something to fill the time between playing forumwarz

You: The netherlands

Stranger: im a girl too

You: right on

You: You ever enjoy at random?

You: its fun

You: I see why guys do it

You: nothing like the screaming

You: the crying

You: the pleading

Stranger: no ive never raped anyone

You: You should definately try

You: I mean, its like riding a rollercoaster

Stranger: yeah

You: only the rollercoaster is a guy and the screams are for real

You: only there is a problem

Stranger: what

You: Sometimes they go to the police

You: and i don’t want to be caught

Stranger: yeah that is a problem

You: So I usually kill them

You: Let me tell you, bones are hard to cut through

Stranger: uhh yeah

You: I had one squeal to the cops once

Stranger: and what happened

You: I convinced them that he asked for it

You: He was dressing all ****ty

You: asking for it

baou30

Avatar: 138741 Fri Mar 27 19:20:32 -0400 2009
2

Level 21 Emo Kid

I lol'd a little. :bigbarf:

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: ****, I’m out of lube.

You: Can I borrow some from you?

You: Plz?

You: I’ll suck your male reproductive organ.

Stranger: ha

You: No, male reproductive organsucking then?

Stranger: if i had a male reproductive organ it would work.

You: I was looking forward to that.

You: Anyways.

Stranger: oh im sure.

You: I have Yu-Gi-Oh! cards.

You: Wanna play?

You: I PLAY EXODIA.

Stranger: i dont play yu gi oh

You: Wanna play again?

You: I PLAY EXODIA.

You: Wanna play again?

You: I PLAY EXODIA.

You: Wanna play again?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

or send us feedback.

Edit: I think this is the best I can do. Log in to see images!

Log in to see images! baou30 edited this message on 04/03/2009 10:59PM

duca

Avatar: 127754 2012-12-21 23:37:31 -0500
14

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 38 Camwhore

Happiness cannot be bought, but Crispers can.

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Red?

You: Hey I was like on this site the other day

You: and some dude was alike “mammary glands or gtfo”

You: and I was like “DUDE”

Stranger: Yes, we talked that day.

You: and then I was like “****”

Stranger: I remember you.

You: and the I was like “okay”

Stranger: You were the mysterious stranger.

You: but it all went horribly wrong

You: because I don’t really have mammary glands

You: I’m just a troll from forumwarz trying to earn a epeen

Stranger: Money can buy you mammary glands.

You: No, I meant I have a male reproductive organ

Stranger: We can cut that off too.

You: Would you like to see that?

You: I have pictures

You: lots of pictures

Stranger: Sure, send them to me.

You: they have my user name on them

You: that’s how you know they’re mine

Stranger: My email address is iloverandommale reproductive organs@gmail.com

You: I don’t think you want to see it right now

You: I was sounding earlier and it didn’t go so well

Stranger: Where do you live, mate?

You: blood, jizz and **** everywhere

You: ruined my favourite boxers

Stranger: Sounds fun.

You: Oh it was

Stranger: I love ****.

You: It does taste like heaven

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Context

Avatar: 121191 Wed Mar 18 08:50:56 -0400 2009

[Board of Directors]

Level 30 Camwhore

The Cats Pajamas

-FORUMWARZ-

It’s a club for virgins

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Context edited this message on 04/03/2009 10:49PM

Forumwarz Cu-
stomer Suppo-
rt

Avatar: Turtle Head

[Crotch-Zombie]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Howdy stranger, I'm Jane with Omegle Customer Support. How may I bumist you tonight?
Stranger: for real
Stranger: doubt it
You: Have you been having any problems?
Stranger: no
You: We're just testing things out.
You: Any lag?
You: Any technical issues?
Stranger: what type of problems
Stranger: \no
Stranger: **** you b
Stranger: get b off here
You: Trolls? People bothering you?
Stranger: thats whats up
Stranger: /b/
Stranger: is bothering me
You: People posting spam?
You: Or maybe fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society?
Stranger: and the braziliana posting spam
Stranger: fine upstanding member of societys
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you are one
You: Ah, well just letting you know that we are looking in to that
Stranger: you better be
You: We are installing nettranny as we speak.
Stranger: good
You: If you come back tomorrow, all should be fine.
You: Also dongs.
Stranger: i want MOAR
Stranger: /b/oxxy=?
You: Ah yes, well unfortunately Pink Floyd is not available on Omegle.
You: You might want to try HOFF.
You: Or restarting your modem.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Oops. One per alt.

Shii edited this message on 04/04/2009 2:14AM

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: WTF Y ARE U ON OMEGLE

You: no idea

Stranger: me either

You: why are YOU on omegle?

Stranger: im multitasking

Stranger: this and /b/

You: and forumwarz?

Stranger: lol its in my faves XD

You: that **** is being sponsered on /b/ all the ****ing time.

You: I play it. It’s a terrible game.

Stranger: lol i havent played in a month

Stranger: im hacker

Stranger: u?

You: cool.

You: camwhore.

Stranger: lulz

Stranger: what are ur attacks

You: i show my mammary glands and kiss my friends and stuff

Stranger: o i see

You: but it’s only random pictures of googled ****es.

Stranger: i 404 ppl and change the background

You: cool.

Stranger: theres a strange man at my window

You: oh.

You: he got that pedosmile?

Stranger: what do i do?

Stranger: yes he does

You: fire.

You: lots of it.

Stranger: k brb

Stranger: back

Stranger: house is gone

You: good.

You: my task is done.

Stranger: ....

You have disconnected.

SIG-ENABLING-
-MOCK CONGLER

Avatar: 70410 Tue Mar 31 18:27:10 -0400 2009
4

[The Airship]

Level 20 Hacker

Posesses, and is, an incredibly large male reproductive organ

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: what

Stranger: hi

You: did

You: you

You: say

You: to

You: me

You: punk>?

Stranger: lmaooooooooooooooooooo

You: fine upstanding member of society

You: fine upstanding member of society

You: chicken

You: dinner

Stranger: wtf

You: fine upstanding member of society

You: fine upstanding member of society

You: suck

You: my

You: horse

You: male reproductive organ

You: now

You: you

You: filthy

You: hoe

You: get

You: on

You: your

You: knees

You: and

You: suck

You: it

You: you

You: ****ing

You: big

You: lipped

You: afro wearing

You: fine upstanding member of society

You: why

You: dont

You: you

You: and

You: your

You: entire

You: race

You: just

You: get

You: burned

You: already

You: k

You: k

You: k

You: for

You: life

You: you

You: ****ing

You: fine upstanding member of society

You: why

You: didnt

You: hitler

You: kill

You: you

You: and

You: your

You: jew

You: friends

You: huh

You: huh?!

You: HUH?!

Stranger: y

Stranger: dont

Stranger: he

Stranger: kill

Stranger: u

Stranger: u

Stranger: twat

Stranger: huh

You: cuz

You: he’s

You: dead

Stranger: ye fckoff

Stranger: u male reproductive organ

You: you

You: ****ing

You: moron

You: learn

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Damn Leprech-
auns

Avatar: Guitar Girl
9

Level 25 Camwhore

“The Lady is a Tramp”

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Wartooth118

Avatar: 126881 Wed Feb 18 22:28:48 -0500 2009
3

[Vanity Clan Name]

Level 41 Troll

Goddamn, I'm such a mancamwhore.

I have a better submission.

NVM

Wartooth118 edited this message on 04/05/2009 3:35AM
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