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Stranger: Red?

You: Hey I was like on this site the other day

You: and some dude was alike “mammary glands or gtfo”

You: and I was like “DUDE”

Stranger: Yes, we talked that day.

You: and then I was like “****”

Stranger: I remember you.

You: and the I was like “okay”

Stranger: You were the mysterious stranger.

You: but it all went horribly wrong

You: because I don’t really have mammary glands

You: I’m just a troll from forumwarz trying to earn a epeen

Stranger: Money can buy you mammary glands.

You: No, I meant I have a male reproductive organ

Stranger: We can cut that off too.

You: Would you like to see that?

You: I have pictures

You: lots of pictures

Stranger: Sure, send them to me.

You: they have my user name on them

You: that’s how you know they’re mine

Stranger: My email address is iloverandommale reproductive organs@gmail.com

You: I don’t think you want to see it right now

You: I was sounding earlier and it didn’t go so well

Stranger: Where do you live, mate?

You: blood, jizz and **** everywhere

You: ruined my favourite boxers

Stranger: Sounds fun.

You: Oh it was

Stranger: I love ****.

You: It does taste like heaven

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