Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: WTF Y ARE U ON OMEGLE

You: no idea

Stranger: me either

You: why are YOU on omegle?

Stranger: im multitasking

Stranger: this and /b/

You: and forumwarz?

Stranger: lol its in my faves XD

You: that **** is being sponsered on /b/ all the ****ing time.

You: I play it. It’s a terrible game.

Stranger: lol i havent played in a month

Stranger: im hacker

Stranger: u?

You: cool.

You: camwhore.

Stranger: lulz

Stranger: what are ur attacks

You: i show my mammary glands and kiss my friends and stuff

Stranger: o i see

You: but it’s only random pictures of googled ****es.

Stranger: i 404 ppl and change the background

You: cool.

Stranger: theres a strange man at my window

You: oh.

You: he got that pedosmile?

Stranger: what do i do?

Stranger: yes he does

You: fire.

You: lots of it.

Stranger: k brb

Stranger: back

Stranger: house is gone

You: good.

You: my task is done.

Stranger: ....

You have disconnected.