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AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
2

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.

i know the “forumwarz? LOG OUT” thing is getting old, but this one was kinda funny.

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hai

Stranger: hi.

You: forumwarz?

Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Lol fabulous persons ahead

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Are you aware of the laws of conservation of Momentum?

You: Yes

You: I am Inertia

Stranger: I am Ekrot

You: I am not Ekrot

Stranger: obviously not

Stranger: you are Inertia

Stranger: I am Ekrot

You: Inertia, it is me

Stranger: Yes

Stranger: which means

Stranger: I am equal to 1/2 Omega ^2 * You

You: Incorrect, sir

Stranger: For what reason

You: You must take the Special Theory of Relativity into account

You: divide it by a factor of the speed of light

Stranger: No, it only applies in rectilinear cases

Stranger: and if we take into account the expansion of the Universe

Stranger: However, on account of this being a small scale case compared to the size of the universe

Stranger: we can safely bumume special theory of relativity does not apply

Stranger: for that reason, it is called SPECIAL theory of relativity

You: But one day, sir

You: I will grow to be as large as the universe

You: For the universe itself will shrink

You: But I will not

Stranger: That depends from your point of observation

You: But objectively speaking, sir

You: from the point of view of an observer outside the Universe

You: Another being from another dimension, perhaps

Stranger: But that would be impossible, because outside the Universise

Stranger: there is nothing

Stranger: Rien

Stranger: sans doute

Stranger: je sais pas pourquoi tu parles de quelque chose qui existe pas

You: uhm

Stranger: t’es sur?

You: Wait a second, sir I am calling my French butler to translate these for me

Stranger: D’accord

Stranger: il est la?

Stranger: t’es la?

You: Alright, I understand completely now

Stranger: t’es revenu!

You: May we talk in English?

Stranger: pk?

Stranger: mais je veux parler avec ton serveur francais

You: All this French has made me thirsty

Stranger: But French is the language of love

You: Hence, thirsty

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: sup

You: bummale reproductive organ

You: sorry, I have typing tourettes

You: fine upstanding member of societymale reproductive organS

You: ungh embarrbuming.

You: a/s/l?

Stranger: nineteen – female – france

You: nnnngBLOWME

You: wow, I’m really sorry

You: 22/m/texas

You: WEINERS

You: (that wasn’t the tourettes, I just like typing WEINERS)

Stranger: ah, okay, that’s special.

You: ****MYbum

You: GAYNESSbumS

You: so what do you do for a living?

You: CHEESYDISCHARGE

Stranger: i’m interning at a marine biology place. you?

You: I work in the Finance department of a marketing firm

You: PEDOFILE

You: ITOUCHKIDS

You: wow…embarrbuming again

You: male reproductive organNIPPLES

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Haunter

Avatar: 115234 Sat Jan 10 20:01:32 -0500 2009

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

You: let’s cyber

Stranger: hello

Stranger: asl?

You: You be Ash, I’ll be Misty

You: 15/f/dakota. but call me Misty

Stranger: heeey misty

Stranger: what are u wearing?

You: My mermaid bathing suit from the show

You: the one with the seashell bikini top and the fish tail

Stranger: ohhh sounds sexy

You: What about you, Ash?

Stranger: u got big mammary glands misty?

You: You would know, you beat them in a pokemon battle

Stranger: im wearing boxers and a tight tshirt

You: ooh that sounds hot

You: it makes me want to get out of this confining suit and into something a little more comfortable

You: Like your bedroom

Stranger: yeah i think u should, and make sure its nice and sexy

Stranger: in my bed?

You: Where else

You: It’s got the most room

You: You lead me to your bed and lay me down on it

Stranger: yeah my big bouncy double bed, i lay u down and start to kiss ur neck

You: Oh my, this is getting the insides of my suit wet

You: Maybe you could help me with that, Ash~

Stranger: well i think u should take ur suit off, so i start to take it off with my hands and my teeth ripping it off

You: Ahn~

You: You rip off my suit, liberating my legs and woman's genitals from the tail

You: I feel vulnerable and start covering myself up, very poorly~

Stranger: u dont need to cover up i want to slide down ur body kissing your mammary glands then sliding down to lick your clit

You: I climb on top of you, lifting one leg, exposing my wet woman's genitals

You: At that time, however, a text box appears at the bottom of the screen:

You: “MISTY used HYDRO PUMP!!”

You: A torrent of water pours from my woman's genitals, flooding the room and drowning you almost instantly

You: “It’s super effective!!”

You: “ASH fainted!”

Stranger: hahaha brilliant

You: I rob you blind while you are unconsious and leave

Cream O 1337

Avatar: Hacker Man w/ Goggles
19

Level 35 Hacker

ANAL MASTURBATOR

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This is Shii, posting with another alt. If I somehow win please give peen to main.

AKKAHZ

Avatar: AKKAHZ's Avatar

Level 1 Re-Re

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-FAIL alt

Alex Trebek

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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 3 Re-Re

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-FAIL alt

Big Bother

Avatar: 50479 2010-01-20 01:13:41 -0500

[Big Brother for Mo-
d 08
]

Level 4 Troll

WILL SUCK male reproductive organ FOR BROWNIE POINTS (too bad I've wasted 3 already)

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-FAIL alt

F4

Avatar: F4's Avatar

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 1 Re-Re

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: AYE! Where are you from?

You: sup

You: Texas

You: you?

Stranger: brazil

You: oh, like 2girls1cup!

Stranger: lol

Stranger: thats american

Stranger: very special

You: EDUCATE YOSELF FOOL

You: POOP IS BRAZIL’S #1 EXPORT

Stranger: shut up

Stranger: u stink

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

or send us feedback.

-FAIL alt.

manimal

Avatar: Blue Guitar
6

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: *hug*

You: *poop*

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

or send us feedback.

-FAIL alt.

Project Pat

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2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Re-Re

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-FAIL alt.

GOLDENSAUSAGE

Avatar: 63088 Thu Nov 20 00:23:00 -0500 2008
24

[Domination Nation]

Level 45 Emo Kid

“Tearleader”

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HOLY **** FORUMWARZ

Stranger: NOWAI

You: YAH WAI

Stranger: **** was intense

You: mai **** is purple

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

————————————————————-

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hello

You: OMG FORUMWARZ IS ATTACKING ME

Stranger: Really?

You: yah rly

Stranger: Hurry, get into the Sword-Van

Stranger: *VROOOOOOOOOOOM*

You: enjoy van from pedo-bear?

Stranger: No

Stranger: wait

Stranger: ANON, OH U

You: who’s this anon?

Stranger: I thought you were some random Pbumer-by

You: are you anon?

Stranger: Wanna Cyber

You: cybernet?

Stranger: The innernet

Stranger: ISP

Stranger: LAN

Stranger: DRV

You: terminator?

Stranger: Maybe

You: conan the barbarian?

Stranger: But can the terminator see why kids love Cinnamon Toast crunch?

You: OMG CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH

Stranger: But I really like

You: YOU SAID THE MAGIC WORDS

Stranger: Log in to see images!

Stranger: I like a nice bowl of Reeses Puff Cereal

You: I MUST ORGASM NOW

You: OH

Stranger: NOT REESES PUFF CHOCOLATE

You: OH

You: OH SHI-

Stranger: IT’S CANDY FOR BREAKFAST

You: i just came

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The Milkman

Avatar: 70355 Sun Apr 12 01:30:36 -0400 2009

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey.

You: Wanna cyber

Stranger: sure why not

You: kay you can be joe ill be bob

You: oh joe

Stranger: no ****in way

You: i didnt know how firm your bum was

You: i thin

You: i think my male reproductive organ is getting ahrd

Stranger: you cant start until i put on my wizard hat and robe

Stranger: i came already.

You: there is no robe or wizzard hat john

You: remeber

You: clothes are non-existant

You: kay

You: i dont care

Stranger: **** you ****, im wearing my gawd damn robe

You: you are naked

You: i can see your male reproductive organ

You: oh god

Stranger: i dont have a male reproductive organ

You: it makes me so hot

You: put it in me john

You: of course you do

Stranger: put what in you, you ****in moron

You: women died off years ago

You: put your male reproductive organ in my bum

Stranger: too bad you didnt die with them

You: john

You: dont say such hurtful things

Stranger: i want you to die ****

You: why john

Stranger: get me a ****in beer.

You: i thought we were friends

Stranger: no friends.

You: yes john

You: remeber bible camp

Stranger: i wanted to bust nut on your face, and send you packing

You: when we did it back then?

Stranger: there is no god.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

or send us feedback.

SLASH BAN

Avatar: TENGO RAGE FOR NANA's Avatar

[SRSLY]

Level 11 Hacker

“BASIC”

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: sup

Stranger: hi

Stranger: have you gotten the male reproductive organ guy on here?

You: I’ve gotten plenty of male reproductive organ guys on here lol

Stranger: im not being sarcastic

Stranger: theres this funny guy that

You: this place is full of male reproductive organ guys

Stranger: he pastes one of those things that are made out of [[[ and /// and—— [like on the youtube comments sometimes] and its a guy jacking off saying YOUVE LOST THE GAME lol

You: yeah I’ve seen ones for pedobear and goatse so far tonight

Stranger: lmfao, have you trolled anyone?

You: no way, trolling is for losers

Stranger: goood

Stranger: have you gotten the japanese person yet?

You: no

Stranger: oh, your probably old Log in to see images!

You: have you gotten the shut the **** up guy yet?

Stranger: no whatd he do?

You: SHUT THE **** UP

You have disconnected.

or send us feedback.

-FAIL alt.

AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
2

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.

This one was a p unique omegle visit.

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: wanna ahve anal sex

Stranger: i love it

You: sure, plug it right in there

You: i’ll take it all

Stranger: Awesome

Stranger: Bend over now

You: oh baby, i’m all yours

Stranger: ALRIGHT!

You: slide it in…

Stranger: LIKE IT ****?

You: i LOVE it.

You: oh, deep thrusts!

You: keep going!!!!

Stranger: BAM BAM BAM

You: oh!

You: oh!

You: oh!

You: OH GOD YES!!!

You: now i gotta go take a ****.

Stranger: ****, you killed my boner.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I wanna find this person so badly.

AntiRules187 edited this message on 04/04/2009 3:01AM

GOLDENSAUSAGE

Avatar: 63088 Thu Nov 20 00:23:00 -0500 2008
24

[Domination Nation]

Level 45 Emo Kid

“Tearleader”

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: BOO

Stranger: we like teh ardy that rocks the pardy

Stranger: u donut scurr me

You: THE **** YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Stranger: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

Stranger: i’m on a boat ****

Stranger: don’t you err ferget

You: SHUT UP YOU

Stranger: LOL NO

You: YAH YOU SHUT THE **** UP

Stranger: i got my swim trucks

Stranger: and my flippy floppies

You: is it pink?

Stranger: i’m flipping burgers you at kinkos straight flippin copies

You: i like pink

You: pink is purdy

Stranger: ur a fabulous person

You: NO YOO THE fabulous person fabulous person

Stranger: lol good comeback

You: yah i thought so too

Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU

You: omg i luv rick rolls

Stranger: it’s not a rick roll

Stranger: stupid

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

GOLDENSAUSAGE

Avatar: 63088 Thu Nov 20 00:23:00 -0500 2008
24

[Domination Nation]

Level 45 Emo Kid

“Tearleader”

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: HEY THERE!

You: GIMMIE YOUR MONEY ****

Stranger: **** YOU

You: I SAID GIMMIE YOUR MONEY

You: ALL THE MONEY NOW

Stranger: ****

Stranger: YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

You: DON’T GET SMART WITH ME

Stranger: :3

Stranger: fine here you go

Stranger:                                 $

You: YOU LIKE BEING FUNNY?

Stranger: I gave you my money please just leave me alone.

You: NO I THINK YOU LIKE BEING FUNNY

You: YOU WANT ME TO TASE YOU?

Stranger: D:

You: OKAY HERE COMES MY male reproductive organ COMING FOR AN bum RAPING

Stranger: oh lord

You: HEY DID I SAY YOU CAN TALK?

You: OKAY GOOD NOW WHERE WERE WE? OH YEAH AN bum RAPING

Stranger: is it in yet?

You: NOW BE GOOD WHILE DADDY DOES HIS WORK

Stranger: Yes daddy.

You: YOU LIKE BEING A WHORE RIGHT?

Stranger: Yes.

You: YOU A ****

YOU A DIRTY LITTLE ****

You: OH

You: OH

You: OH SHI-

Stranger: Oh

You: i just came

Stranger: oooooooooooh

You: okay now go away

You: *snore*

Stranger: ha

Stranger: Now it’s my turn.

Stranger: I raep u!

You: NO IT’S NEVER YOUR TURN

You: I DO THE RAPING

Stranger: give me your bum

You: NEEEVVVVEEEERRRRRR

You: HULK RAAAGGGGE

You: HULK SMMMAAAbumSSSHHHHHH

Stranger: **** YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

You: GRRRRRAAABBBLLLE ARRRRRGGGGGHHHH

You: HULK RAAAPPPE

Stranger: oh ****

Stranger: my anuHNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGHHHHHH

You: UNF UNF UNF UNF

You: HULK RAAAAPPPE AAbumSSSS

You: RRRRAAAWWWWWRRRRRRR

Stranger: enough anal destruction

Stranger: I’m out

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ardent

Avatar: Sad Face
13

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: mammary glands?

You: y/n

Stranger: yep

You: Forumwarz.com

Stranger: hmm

You: It’s a

You: so maybe you ought to

You: it, ok?

Stranger: if there’s anything i’ve learned on the internet it’s that i ought to google that before i actually go there

You: go ahead

You: it’s legit

You: like CHeeeeZ

You: moar legit than hammer and ll cool J

Stranger: holy ****

Stranger: that is pretty legit

Stranger: whats with the robot quiz?

You: just do it

You: u’ll love it

You: if ur lucky, u might even love it multiple times

You: So do u liek it?

Stranger: im not sure

You: Give it some time

Stranger: still speaking with the sarcastic robot

You: U get to choose ur own clbum after this

You: After the robot u have to be jimi for 1 level only

Stranger: cool

You: Then u can choose from emokid, hacker, troll and camwhore

Stranger: what do you do

Stranger: take the test again?

You: nono

You: u have to remain jimi

You: for 1 level

Stranger: okay

You: then u can change clbum afterwards

You: it’s p awesome

You: AND it’s free

Stranger: COOL

You: So u plan on playing it?

You: You get to attack threads and troll them n’ shizzit

Stranger: i suppose

Stranger: cool

Stranger: im talking to the money guy now

You: Good

You: Plus they happen to be running a contest wherein I get in-game currency if u disgust some guy on Omegle into disconnecting

You: So if u’d be so kind

You: Just say “EW! GROSS!” to the next statement and disconnect

You: ok?

You: So here I go

You: BEANZ MEANZ FARTZ

Stranger: flezz huh

Stranger: EW! GROSS!

You: c’mon throw me a frickkin bone here

You: cool thx

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

What’s cool here is that i actually got a dude to play the game… Felt kinda nice giving back Log in to see images!

Hungar the U-
nsanitary

Avatar: Sad Face

Level 8 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

You: Hi

Stranger: HMMM

Stranger: SOMETHING IS SPECIAL ABOUT YOU

Stranger: you are 110 pounds

Stranger: for sure

You: Wrong\

Stranger: and…

Stranger: ****

WoweeZowee

Avatar: Old Man and Crying Baby
12

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: dont leave

You: my last convo partner left me

Stranger: lol

You: without saying goodbye Log in to see images!

Stranger: everyone keeps leaving me

You: maybe because you’re black

Stranger: same Log in to see images!

You: gay?

Stranger: maybe your asian

You: not really

You: random stranger

Stranger: wheres from

You: fine upstanding member of societyland

Stranger: same aye

Stranger: lets meet up

You: sure

You: i live in nig a nigg street

Stranger: shove my fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organ down your throat

You: AGGGGHHHHH

Stranger: im bored aye

Stranger: you a racist or summin

You: not really

You: i’m black myself.

Stranger: mmmmmmhm

You: i have a big black male reproductive organ to prove it.

Stranger: that sounds great

You: lol, just kidding, i’m a girl

Stranger: same

You: any tit pics?

Stranger: yeah babe i gto big juicy DD’s

You: you sound fat

You: are you fat?

You: you really remind me of this girl

You: her name is fran

You: she IS fat

You: still there?

You: Log in to see images!

Stranger: wow your annoying

You: yeah

You: and you’re fat

Stranger: yeah 310 pounds

You: nice

You: any nude pics?

Stranger: true aye

Stranger: wanna suck my long john and smoke spliff?

You: oh, so you’re one of those chicks with male reproductive organs

You: never met one before

You: i heard they are hot.

Stranger: yeah you can suck my male reproductive organ and my clit

You: hot.

You: by the way, this conversation will be posted on flamebate for mockery

You: you male reproductive organed-chick

Stranger: the ****s flamebate?

You: ever heard of forumwarz?

You: internet game

Stranger: oh you one of those people that waste their life like that

You: gets lame after a while, but this guy Jalapeno Bootyhole

You: he’s an admin and loves when you send him lolicon to his e-mail.

Stranger: sounds like a good guy..

You: he’s p cool sometimes.

You: but he doesn’t like fine upstanding member of societys

You: ****ing jew.

Stranger: thats too bad

Stranger: jews are below fine upstanding member of societys

You: i heard that’s because a fine upstanding member of society ****ed him in the bum when he was 5

Stranger: lmaoooooooooooooooooooo

You: anyway, he’s a jew and loves money

You: he likes ejaculating on his jew gold

Stranger: i do that too

You: I don’t because i’m a fine upstanding member of society,, I don’t have jew gold Log in to see images!

You: so yeah…. join forumwarz, it’s lame

You: they are gonna pay me with jew gold if you join.

You: specially if you send that Jalapeno Bootyhole dude some child porn.

Stranger: aare you actually black?

Stranger: sahhaha

Stranger: im not joining

Stranger: **** that

You: yeah, don’t, it’s lame.

You: and it’s full of fine upstanding member of societys and racists.

Stranger: like you?

You: always a ****war.

Stranger: im going dude

You: whenever you think you’ve seen the ****tiest, someone comes in and makes in even ****tier

You: well, whatever.

Stranger: hahaha. okay black

Stranger: obamas a babe

You: his wife.

Stranger: is nasty

You: i heard she cheated on him with 3 guys

You: at the same time.

Stranger: i heard fine upstanding member of societys all have aids

You: It’s true!

Stranger: spread the love

You: spread the aids!

Stranger: nice chatting fine upstanding member of society

You: nice chatting jew.

fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society CHICKEN DINNER. I’m amazed at the amount of racism on the internet.

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