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[CLOSED] [Closed] OFFICIAL Crotch Zombie Contest: Funniest Omegle Ogre! Win BP + E-Peen + Lulz + ???!!! | |||||||
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i know the “forumwarz? LOG OUT” thing is getting old, but this one was kinda funny.
Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hai Stranger: hi. You: forumwarz? Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Posted On: 04/04/2009 1:59AM | View AntiRules187's Profile | # | ||||||
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Lol fabulous persons ahead Connecting to server… |
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Posted On: 04/04/2009 2:02AM | View Inertia's Profile | # | ||||||
Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: sup You: bummale reproductive organ You: sorry, I have typing tourettes You: fine upstanding member of societymale reproductive organS You: ungh embarrbuming. You: a/s/l? Stranger: nineteen – female – france You: nnnngBLOWME You: wow, I’m really sorry You: 22/m/texas You: WEINERS You: (that wasn’t the tourettes, I just like typing WEINERS) Stranger: ah, okay, that’s special. You: ****MYbum You: GAYNESSbumS You: so what do you do for a living? You: CHEESYDISCHARGE Stranger: i’m interning at a marine biology place. you? You: I work in the Finance department of a marketing firm You: PEDOFILE You: ITOUCHKIDS You: wow…embarrbuming again You: male reproductive organNIPPLES Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. |
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Posted On: 04/04/2009 2:07AM | View FAIL's Profile | # | ||||||
You: let’s cyber Stranger: hello Stranger: asl? You: You be Ash, I’ll be Misty You: 15/f/dakota. but call me Misty Stranger: heeey misty Stranger: what are u wearing? You: My mermaid bathing suit from the show You: the one with the seashell bikini top and the fish tail Stranger: ohhh sounds sexy You: What about you, Ash? Stranger: u got big mammary glands misty? You: You would know, you beat them in a pokemon battle Stranger: im wearing boxers and a tight tshirt You: ooh that sounds hot You: it makes me want to get out of this confining suit and into something a little more comfortable You: Like your bedroom Stranger: yeah i think u should, and make sure its nice and sexy Stranger: in my bed? You: Where else You: It’s got the most room You: You lead me to your bed and lay me down on it Stranger: yeah my big bouncy double bed, i lay u down and start to kiss ur neck You: Oh my, this is getting the insides of my suit wet You: Maybe you could help me with that, Ash~ Stranger: well i think u should take ur suit off, so i start to take it off with my hands and my teeth ripping it off You: Ahn~ You: You rip off my suit, liberating my legs and woman's genitals from the tail You: I feel vulnerable and start covering myself up, very poorly~ Stranger: u dont need to cover up i want to slide down ur body kissing your mammary glands then sliding down to lick your clit You: I climb on top of you, lifting one leg, exposing my wet woman's genitals You: At that time, however, a text box appears at the bottom of the screen: You: “MISTY used HYDRO PUMP!!” You: A torrent of water pours from my woman's genitals, flooding the room and drowning you almost instantly You: “It’s super effective!!” You: “ASH fainted!” Stranger: hahaha brilliant You: I rob you blind while you are unconsious and leave |
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Posted On: 04/04/2009 2:09AM | View Haunter's Profile | # | ||||||
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This is Shii, posting with another alt. If I somehow win please give peen to main. |
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Posted On: 04/04/2009 2:11AM | View Cream O 1337's Profile | # | ||||||
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Posted On: 04/04/2009 2:15AM | View AKKAHZ's Profile | # | ||||||
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Posted On: 04/04/2009 2:16AM | View Alex Trebek's Profile | # | ||||||
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Posted On: 04/04/2009 2:17AM | View Big Bother's Profile | # | ||||||
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: AYE! Where are you from? You: sup You: Texas You: you? Stranger: brazil You: oh, like 2girls1cup! Stranger: lol Stranger: thats american Stranger: very special You: EDUCATE YOSELF FOOL You: POOP IS BRAZIL’S #1 EXPORT Stranger: shut up Stranger: u stink Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback.
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Posted On: 04/04/2009 2:18AM | View F4's Profile | # | ||||||
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: *hug* You: *poop* Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback.
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Posted On: 04/04/2009 2:19AM | View manimal's Profile | # | ||||||
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Posted On: 04/04/2009 2:20AM | View Project Pat's Profile | # | ||||||
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Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HOLY **** FORUMWARZ Stranger: NOWAI You: YAH WAI Stranger: **** was intense You: mai **** is purple
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Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello You: OMG FORUMWARZ IS ATTACKING ME Stranger: Really? You: yah rly Stranger: Hurry, get into the Sword-Van Stranger: *VROOOOOOOOOOOM* You: enjoy van from pedo-bear? Stranger: No Stranger: wait Stranger: ANON, OH U You: who’s this anon? Stranger: I thought you were some random Pbumer-by You: are you anon? Stranger: Wanna Cyber You: cybernet? Stranger: The innernet Stranger: ISP Stranger: LAN Stranger: DRV You: terminator? Stranger: Maybe You: conan the barbarian? Stranger: But can the terminator see why kids love Cinnamon Toast crunch? You: OMG CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH Stranger: But I really like You: YOU SAID THE MAGIC WORDS Stranger: Log in to see images! Stranger: I like a nice bowl of Reeses Puff Cereal You: I MUST ORGASM NOW You: OH Stranger: NOT REESES PUFF CHOCOLATE You: OH You: OH SHI- Stranger: IT’S CANDY FOR BREAKFAST You: i just came
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Posted On: 04/04/2009 2:22AM | View GOLDENSAUSAGE's Profile | # | ||||||
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hey. You: Wanna cyber Stranger: sure why not You: kay you can be joe ill be bob You: oh joe Stranger: no ****in way You: i didnt know how firm your bum was You: i thin You: i think my male reproductive organ is getting ahrd Stranger: you cant start until i put on my wizard hat and robe Stranger: i came already. You: there is no robe or wizzard hat john You: remeber You: clothes are non-existant You: kay You: i dont care Stranger: **** you ****, im wearing my gawd damn robe You: you are naked You: i can see your male reproductive organ You: oh god Stranger: i dont have a male reproductive organ You: it makes me so hot You: put it in me john You: of course you do Stranger: put what in you, you ****in moron You: women died off years ago You: put your male reproductive organ in my bum Stranger: too bad you didnt die with them You: john You: dont say such hurtful things Stranger: i want you to die **** You: why john Stranger: get me a ****in beer. You: i thought we were friends Stranger: no friends. You: yes john You: remeber bible camp Stranger: i wanted to bust nut on your face, and send you packing You: when we did it back then? Stranger: there is no god. Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. |
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Posted On: 04/04/2009 2:27AM | View The Milkman's Profile | # | ||||||
Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: sup Stranger: hi Stranger: have you gotten the male reproductive organ guy on here? You: I’ve gotten plenty of male reproductive organ guys on here lol Stranger: im not being sarcastic Stranger: theres this funny guy that You: this place is full of male reproductive organ guys Stranger: he pastes one of those things that are made out of [[[ and /// and—— [like on the youtube comments sometimes] and its a guy jacking off saying YOUVE LOST THE GAME lol You: yeah I’ve seen ones for pedobear and goatse so far tonight Stranger: lmfao, have you trolled anyone? You: no way, trolling is for losers Stranger: goood Stranger: have you gotten the japanese person yet? You: no Stranger: oh, your probably old Log in to see images! You: have you gotten the shut the **** up guy yet? Stranger: no whatd he do? You: SHUT THE **** UP You have disconnected. or send us feedback.
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Posted On: 04/04/2009 2:52AM | View SLASH BAN's Profile | # | ||||||
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This one was a p unique omegle visit.
Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: wanna ahve anal sex Stranger: i love it You: sure, plug it right in there You: i’ll take it all Stranger: Awesome Stranger: Bend over now You: oh baby, i’m all yours Stranger: ALRIGHT! You: slide it in… Stranger: LIKE IT ****? You: i LOVE it. You: oh, deep thrusts! You: keep going!!!! Stranger: BAM BAM BAM You: oh! You: oh! You: oh! You: OH GOD YES!!! You: now i gotta go take a ****. Stranger: ****, you killed my boner. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I wanna find this person so badly. AntiRules187 edited this message on 04/04/2009 3:01AM |
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Posted On: 04/04/2009 2:59AM | View AntiRules187's Profile | # | ||||||
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Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: BOO Stranger: we like teh ardy that rocks the pardy Stranger: u donut scurr me You: THE **** YOU TALKING ABOUT? Stranger: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT Stranger: i’m on a boat **** Stranger: don’t you err ferget You: SHUT UP YOU Stranger: LOL NO You: YAH YOU SHUT THE **** UP Stranger: i got my swim trucks Stranger: and my flippy floppies You: is it pink? Stranger: i’m flipping burgers you at kinkos straight flippin copies You: i like pink You: pink is purdy Stranger: ur a fabulous person You: NO YOO THE fabulous person fabulous person Stranger: lol good comeback You: yah i thought so too Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU You: omg i luv rick rolls Stranger: it’s not a rick roll Stranger: stupid Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Posted On: 04/04/2009 3:08AM | View GOLDENSAUSAGE's Profile | # | ||||||
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Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: HEY THERE! You: GIMMIE YOUR MONEY **** Stranger: **** YOU You: I SAID GIMMIE YOUR MONEY You: ALL THE MONEY NOW Stranger: **** Stranger: YOUUUUUUUUUUUU You: DON’T GET SMART WITH ME Stranger: :3 Stranger: fine here you go Stranger: $ You: YOU LIKE BEING FUNNY? Stranger: I gave you my money please just leave me alone. You: NO I THINK YOU LIKE BEING FUNNY You: YOU WANT ME TO TASE YOU? Stranger: D: You: OKAY HERE COMES MY male reproductive organ COMING FOR AN bum RAPING Stranger: oh lord You: HEY DID I SAY YOU CAN TALK? You: OKAY GOOD NOW WHERE WERE WE? OH YEAH AN bum RAPING Stranger: is it in yet? You: NOW BE GOOD WHILE DADDY DOES HIS WORK Stranger: Yes daddy. You: YOU LIKE BEING A WHORE RIGHT? Stranger: Yes. You: YOU A **** YOU A DIRTY LITTLE **** You: OH You: OH You: OH SHI- Stranger: Oh You: i just came Stranger: oooooooooooh You: okay now go away You: *snore* Stranger: ha Stranger: Now it’s my turn. Stranger: I raep u! You: NO IT’S NEVER YOUR TURN You: I DO THE RAPING Stranger: give me your bum You: NEEEVVVVEEEERRRRRR You: HULK RAAAGGGGE You: HULK SMMMAAAbumSSSHHHHHH Stranger: **** YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU You: GRRRRRAAABBBLLLE ARRRRRGGGGGHHHH You: HULK RAAAPPPE Stranger: oh **** Stranger: my anuHNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGHHHHHH You: UNF UNF UNF UNF You: HULK RAAAAPPPE AAbumSSSS You: RRRRAAAWWWWWRRRRRRR Stranger: enough anal destruction Stranger: I’m out Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Posted On: 04/04/2009 3:31AM | View GOLDENSAUSAGE's Profile | # | ||||||
Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: mammary glands? You: y/n Stranger: yep You: Forumwarz.com Stranger: hmm You: It’s a You: so maybe you ought to You: it, ok? Stranger: if there’s anything i’ve learned on the internet it’s that i ought to google that before i actually go there You: go ahead You: it’s legit You: like CHeeeeZ You: moar legit than hammer and ll cool J Stranger: holy **** Stranger: that is pretty legit Stranger: whats with the robot quiz? You: just do it You: u’ll love it You: if ur lucky, u might even love it multiple times You: So do u liek it? Stranger: im not sure You: Give it some time Stranger: still speaking with the sarcastic robot You: U get to choose ur own clbum after this You: After the robot u have to be jimi for 1 level only Stranger: cool You: Then u can choose from emokid, hacker, troll and camwhore Stranger: what do you do Stranger: take the test again? You: nono You: u have to remain jimi You: for 1 level Stranger: okay You: then u can change clbum afterwards You: it’s p awesome You: AND it’s free Stranger: COOL You: So u plan on playing it? You: You get to attack threads and troll them n’ shizzit Stranger: i suppose Stranger: cool Stranger: im talking to the money guy now You: Good You: Plus they happen to be running a contest wherein I get in-game currency if u disgust some guy on Omegle into disconnecting You: So if u’d be so kind You: Just say “EW! GROSS!” to the next statement and disconnect You: ok? You: So here I go You: BEANZ MEANZ FARTZ Stranger: flezz huh Stranger: EW! GROSS! You: c’mon throw me a frickkin bone here You: cool thx Your conversational partner has disconnected.
What’s cool here is that i actually got a dude to play the game… Felt kinda nice giving back Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 04/04/2009 3:38AM | View Ardent's Profile | # | ||||||
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You: Hi Stranger: HMMM Stranger: SOMETHING IS SPECIAL ABOUT YOU Stranger: you are 110 pounds Stranger: for sure You: Wrong\ Stranger: and… Stranger: **** |
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Posted On: 04/04/2009 3:52AM | View Hungar the Unsan...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: dont leave You: my last convo partner left me Stranger: lol You: without saying goodbye Log in to see images! Stranger: everyone keeps leaving me You: maybe because you’re black Stranger: same Log in to see images! You: gay? Stranger: maybe your asian You: not really You: random stranger Stranger: wheres from You: fine upstanding member of societyland Stranger: same aye Stranger: lets meet up You: sure You: i live in nig a nigg street Stranger: shove my fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organ down your throat You: AGGGGHHHHH Stranger: im bored aye Stranger: you a racist or summin You: not really You: i’m black myself. Stranger: mmmmmmhm You: i have a big black male reproductive organ to prove it. Stranger: that sounds great You: lol, just kidding, i’m a girl Stranger: same You: any tit pics? Stranger: yeah babe i gto big juicy DD’s You: you sound fat You: are you fat? You: you really remind me of this girl You: her name is fran You: she IS fat You: still there? You: Log in to see images! Stranger: wow your annoying You: yeah You: and you’re fat Stranger: yeah 310 pounds You: nice You: any nude pics? Stranger: true aye Stranger: wanna suck my long john and smoke spliff? You: oh, so you’re one of those chicks with male reproductive organs You: never met one before You: i heard they are hot. Stranger: yeah you can suck my male reproductive organ and my clit You: hot. You: by the way, this conversation will be posted on flamebate for mockery You: you male reproductive organed-chick Stranger: the ****s flamebate? You: ever heard of forumwarz? You: internet game Stranger: oh you one of those people that waste their life like that You: gets lame after a while, but this guy Jalapeno Bootyhole You: he’s an admin and loves when you send him lolicon to his e-mail. Stranger: sounds like a good guy.. You: he’s p cool sometimes. You: but he doesn’t like fine upstanding member of societys You: ****ing jew. Stranger: thats too bad Stranger: jews are below fine upstanding member of societys You: i heard that’s because a fine upstanding member of society ****ed him in the bum when he was 5 Stranger: lmaoooooooooooooooooooo You: anyway, he’s a jew and loves money You: he likes ejaculating on his jew gold Stranger: i do that too You: I don’t because i’m a fine upstanding member of society,, I don’t have jew gold Log in to see images! You: so yeah…. join forumwarz, it’s lame You: they are gonna pay me with jew gold if you join. You: specially if you send that Jalapeno Bootyhole dude some child porn. Stranger: aare you actually black? Stranger: sahhaha Stranger: im not joining Stranger: **** that You: yeah, don’t, it’s lame. You: and it’s full of fine upstanding member of societys and racists. Stranger: like you? You: always a ****war. Stranger: im going dude You: whenever you think you’ve seen the ****tiest, someone comes in and makes in even ****tier You: well, whatever. Stranger: hahaha. okay black Stranger: obamas a babe You: his wife. Stranger: is nasty You: i heard she cheated on him with 3 guys You: at the same time. Stranger: i heard fine upstanding member of societys all have aids You: It’s true! Stranger: spread the love You: spread the aids! Stranger: nice chatting fine upstanding member of society You: nice chatting jew.
fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society CHICKEN DINNER. I’m amazed at the amount of racism on the internet. |
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Posted On: 04/04/2009 3:55AM | View WoweeZowee's Profile | # | ||||||