Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle [Grey Goose Mafiosi]

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1337

This player topped the Most Forums Pwned Leaderboard.

An Extra Quarter

This player voted for Barack Obama.

Assisted Suicide

The Noose and Razor Society is officially this player’s bitch.

Best Player Ever

Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.

Big Day

This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.

Can't Hardly Wait

This player pre-ordered access to Forumwarz Episode 3.

Census Worker

This player will fill out tedious forms for little to no pay.

D20

This player pwned 20 different forums in a row.

Flaming Black Operative

This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.

Friend of Forumwarz: Platinum

This player is a Platinum level Friend of Forumwarz™.

Grass on the Field

This player pwned 12 different forums in a row.

Hack the Planet

This player made The Sect of the Late Yak fall down and hurt itself.

Hurf Durf!

This player did something really stupid. (E-Peen™ designed by Afterthotz.)

I Came

The Sisterhood of the Quivering Rose won’t pick on this player ever again. (E-Peen™ designed by Jubbles.)

I'm Gay!

Not that there’s anything wrong with that!

If Only It Were Real Money

This player topped the Flezz Leaderboard.

Internet Attorney's E-Peen

This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!

Our Personal Army

This player nominated Forumwarz for a Crunchie.

Permanoob

This player finished Forumwarz Episode 1 as a Re-Re.

Spider-Man

This player assembled 25 .moar files.

Stop Anthropomorphizing Me!

This player received a LOLcat via Tubmail.

Super 8

This player pwned 8 different forums in a row.

Sweet Sixteen

This player pwned 16 different forums in a row.

The Color Orange

This Player bought a lifetime subscription of Forumwarz Orange™. (E-Peen™ designed by Aldo_Anything.)

The Grind

This player has visited over 100 forums.

The Level Cap

This player got all the way up to Level 69. Hey, snazzy hat.

The Outpost of Tyranny

This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.

Trollslayer

The Order of the Brown Starfish bows in submission to this player.

Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue

This player got a perfect score in the “Trapped in the Cupboard” game.

Veado

This player pwned 24 different forums in a row.

Veterans of Forumwarz

This player has been active on Forumwarz for more than one year.

What the Fuck Was That?

This player finished Forumwarz Episode 2.

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