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CrinkzPipe Posted:
It died in a fire or something. I should probably fix mine up D:
Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello. Stranger: HELLO! You: HOLY **** You: ARE YOU BILLY MAYS Stranger: what? Stranger: yeah man! You: AWESOME Stranger: totally billy mays You: WE CAN HAVE You: A YELLING CONTEST You: RIGHT Stranger: or at least a fan Stranger: no You: cool bro You: oh You: well that sucks Stranger: i don’t like to yell really You: oh You: that sucks even more Stranger: are you prince harry? You: Nope You: Nigerian princes aren’t named Harry Stranger: t-pain?? You: Nope. You: My name is Gregg Casey. You: I am 35 years old. Stranger: hi gregg casey You: I am trapped in a jail cell with a computer, some knives, and a window. You: I don’t know how I got here You: But it’s Friday Stranger: maybe you should try and make a break out the window You: And tonight is Happy Night at my favorite pub, male reproductive organ’s Bar and Grill. You: I’ve tried You: The bars are made of Awesomium Stranger: no luck huh Stranger: I’m in Utah You: I wish I could be in Utah You: Log in to see images! You: Anywhere but this pathetic place. Stranger: i’m Morman You: Wherever it is You: Morman? You: Morman Freeman? You: DOCTOR Morman Freeman? Stranger: no, just a morman You: oh You: :| Stranger: a chocolate free morman You: Are you peanut-bumer flavored? Stranger: pistachio You: Ew. You: Pistachio is disgusting. Stranger: no Stranger: pistachios are SO GOOD You: The nut, yes You: The flavor, **** no. Stranger: they were recalled did you her Stranger: hear* You: Really? Stranger: apparently You: well You: Looks like I’m going to die You: From too much awesome Stranger: too much awesome what? You: Well, if you eat or do anything with an awesome level that high, too much You: You die from too much awesome Stranger: i guess You: An example is eating too many pistachio nuts. You: You see, it’s sort of like Billy Mays and his commercials Stranger: truth Stranger: or maury You: They’re so short because Billy Mays would die from too much awesome yelling. You: So, ever heard of Forumwarz? Stranger: no You: It’s amazing You: In fact You: I’m going to log this chat when we’re done and post it on their forums. You: Seriously You: I get paid 8 bucks if it’s the funniest chat log Stranger: that’s lame You: 8 bucks is 8 bucks You: Well, technically, I’m supposed to be trolling the **** out of you. You: i.e. You: fine upstanding member of society mammary glands ****TING male reproductive organS **** **** fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society You: etc. You: But I’m horrible at that You: Log in to see images! Stranger: hmm yeah Stranger: also… what’s the point You: Of what? Stranger: i suppose 8 bucks is the point Stranger: but Stranger: that’s so mean! You: Well, you know what 4chan is, right? You: Right now, Omegle says that there are 3592 people chatting You: I can guarantee you half of those people came from 4chan, because they want to troll. You: Simply because sometimes, it’s funny as hell. Stranger: troll? You: Think of someone who annoys you because it’s fun to them You: that’s what a troll is Stranger: oh Stranger: weird You: Or, on a larger scale, someone that initiates a fight or something of the like, simply because it’s funny to them. Stranger: yeah You: Yeah, that’s the Internet for you Stranger: internetspeak Stranger: laaaaammme You: D: Stranger: so do you troll Stranger: regularaly Stranger: regularly* Stranger: ? Stranger: are you a troll You: Nah You: I mean, the point of the contest IS to troll You: But I’m horrible at it You: It’s very fun when you get people to play along Stranger: jamie oliver just had a baby and they named her petal blossom rainbow Stranger: baaaaha You: That sounds ****ing awesome Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Posted On: 04/03/2009 10:01PM | View Kilroy's Profile | # |