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Stranger: tell me all you know about pudding
You: I know your mom.
Stranger: do you have sexual relations with that woman?
You: No, your mom is too ugly
Stranger: that’s okay, i have sex with her
Stranger: and it’s not that good
You: Good for you.
Stranger: so you arent missing anything
You: Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Stranger: i have a male reproductive organ the size of a whales
Stranger: it’s HUGE
You: Oh, so you’re a dork?
Stranger: NAILED IT
Stranger: speaking of nailing
You: Now, turn over and bend over
Stranger: i nailed your mom last night
You: Pull down your pants.
Stranger: in the face
Stranger: YES PLEASE
You: I need to enjoy you.
You: Uhh, you need to actually remove the pants first.
Stranger: okay they’re down
You: You have two bumes?
You: Are you an alien or something?
Stranger: yes, why do you think i have a dich the size of a whale
You: I see
Stranger: male reproductive organ*
You: Where are you from?
You: Pretty sure Missouri is from America, not Outer Space
You: Try again
You: Oh wait
Stranger: right, i didnt Missouri
You: I know
You: You’re from urbum
Stranger: i said missouri
Stranger: no, you’re in my bum
You: I am, but you’re also from Urbum.
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|Posted On: 04/03/2009 8:20PM||View Arcanine's Profile | #|