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You: .

Stranger: tell me all you know about pudding

Stranger: NOW

You: I know your mom.

Stranger: do you have sexual relations with that woman?

You: No, your mom is too ugly

Stranger: that’s okay, i have sex with her

Stranger: and it’s not that good

You: Good for you.

Stranger: so you arent missing anything

You: Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Stranger: i have a male reproductive organ the size of a whales

Stranger: it’s HUGE

You: Oh, so you’re a dork?

Stranger: NAILED IT

Stranger: speaking of nailing

You: Congratulations.

You: Now, turn over and bend over

Stranger: i nailed your mom last night

You: Pull down your pants.

Stranger: in the face

Stranger: YES PLEASE

You: I need to enjoy you.

Stranger: HARDER

You: Uhh, you need to actually remove the pants first.

Stranger: okay they’re down

You: Good.

You: ...

You: You have two bumes?

You: Are you an alien or something?

Stranger: yes, why do you think i have a dich the size of a whale

You: I see

Stranger: male reproductive organ*

You: Where are you from?

Stranger: missouri

Stranger: you?

You: Pretty sure Missouri is from America, not Outer Space

You: Try again

You: Oh wait

Stranger: right, i didnt Missouri

You: I know

You: You’re from urbum

Stranger: i said missouri

Stranger: no, you’re in my bum

You: I am, but you’re also from Urbum.

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