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Contest [CLOSED] Presidential Election 2008
Poll: Who should become the next president of the United States of America?
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Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

As you know, today we are hosting a presidential election.

I am happy to present the two candidates and their official campaign promises. You are allowed to vote for one candidate using the poll feature at the top. Tomorrow, when the Election is over (hopefully! let’s not repeat the 2000 Florida incident!) the winner will be chosen and will be forced to stick to their promises.

Barack Obama

Avatar: 81779 Wed Nov 05 11:45:36 -0500 2008

Level 1 Re-Re

Cowardly.

I’m black. Seriously. Look at my skin. It’s not white like my opponent: it’s black.

Did you know that black people have slightly longer male reproductive organes on average than white people? Look it up on Wikipedia and be amazed. We’re talking an extra 1/4” on average. My speech writer said it’s inappropriate to talk about my male reproductive organ in a campaign speech: but then I showed him my extra 1/4” and he ran away crying.

Another thing to consider is that black people don’t get sunburned. That means no skin cancer. Did you know my opponent had skin cancer once? He did. When it comes back to kill him (and it necessarily will), he will be leaving a seal clubbing hockey mom to run the white house. She’s hot enough for my extra quarter incher, but not to run this country.

But enough rhetoric, here are my official campaign promises:

If I win:

– Every active user on Forumwarz will receive a bonus of 4 Forum Visits.

– Since I am a socialist, I will tax the richest active Forumwarz accounts by 25% and spread it amongst the poorest active accounts.

– Jobs will give double the points for the 24 hours following my win.

Bonus 1: If I also win the US Election:

– I will give out free access to Episode 2 to 10 random accounts who voted for me.

Bonus 2: If I also get more friend requests than McCain:

– I will give a new E-Peen™ to those who voted for me.

John McCain

Avatar: 81780 Wed Nov 05 12:32:57 -0500 2008

Level 1 Re-Re

Bushlike.

It’s true: Obama is black. There’s nothing wrong with being black. I don’t hate black people, I just love being white ever so much!

Did you know white is the color of angels? White is the color of a beautiful snowfall on Christmas day. My beautiful wife’s veil was white on our wedding day, and our sheets were white that evening (until I took her sweet virginity away from her.)

Also white is the color of the delicious and sweet sugar I put in my coffee every morning. I then add milk to make it less black, because black is bitter and unpalatable.

White also rhymes with right. And might. And bright.

But enough about my superior pigmentation, here are my promises:

If I win:

– Every active account will receive a special new item.

– Since I am a capitalist, I will tax the poorest active accounts by 25% and spread it amongst the wealthy active accounts.

– I will randomly scatter 100BP over the accounts of those who voted for me.

If I also win the US Election:

– Evil Trout will record a karaoke version of the song of your choosing and will post it on Flamebate to mock endlessly.

If I also receive more friend requests than Obama:

– Custom titles changes will be free for a special pre-announced 30 minute timeframe.

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

where is ron paul Log in to see images!

ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

ok…........ Log in to see images!

Im not American and i live in Europe, so my vote would go to Obama.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

Barack Obama Posted:

Bonus 2: If I also get more friend requests than McCain:

– I will give a new E-Peen™ to those who voted for me.

Holy ****, got my vote.

PEENWHORES UNITE!

Cannabis_clo-
ck

Avatar: Cannabis_clock's Avatar
5

[The rage against C-
annabis-Clock
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

voted ron paul

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

John McCain Posted:

– Every active account will receive a special and unique item.

– I will randomly scatter 100BP over the accounts of those who voted for me.

– Custom titles changes will be free for a special pre-announced 30 minute timeframe.

yeah black people are scary anyway i’ma go with this dude Log in to see images!

ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

Btw, why is always a new (dumb) e-peen involved now?

ReV VAdAUL

Avatar: Boobs

[The Protected]

Level 25 Camwhore

“The Lady is a Tramp”

Barack Obama is black and thus he will be able to lead us through the dark night of our economy, night also being black you see.

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

John McCain Posted:

- Every active account will receive a special and unique item.

How could it be unique if everyone has it? Log in to see images!

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

quangntenemy Posted:

How could it be unique if everyone has it? Log in to see images!

My thoughts exactly.

In Spite Of

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

Obama for the win.

Pinacho

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
1

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

I will vote for Barack “Yomama” Obama.

(But i’m not american, but, if i were, i would totally vote on Obama)

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

quangntenemy Posted:

How could it be unique if everyone has it? Log in to see images!

Text changed.

SillyFace

Avatar: Turtle Head
2

Level 26 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Whoever wins,the country fails. It fills me with sadness to know that the president will always be someone whose ideals are decided by the majority of the voters of a political party rather than his own personal convictions. HA HA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK male reproductive organS

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Wow, this is the best thread.

Obama fo’ lyfe

Patch The Da-
rknut

Avatar: 57089 Sat Jan 10 17:36:45 -0500 2009
5

Level 23 Emo Kid

In a sad way Raepdog misses you... Oh gay friend.. oh I love the gays..

Hahaha, I’m Canadian.

Is my vote null and void?

Clackling

Avatar: Ron Paul
13

[PFE]

Level 36 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Being a plumber of the middle clbum, I am insulted that Obama would be taxing me. His whole socialist ideals are planning on taking my money and redistributing it to the poor. I work hard for that money (so hard for it honey), so you better treat me right.

TJF588

Avatar: TJF588's Avatar
14

[URTJF2]

Level 63 Troll

“Flame Retarded”

Fran Posted:

Holy ****, got my vote.

PEENWHORES UNITE!

**** yes (though I really did vote for the Darnkey (Dark Honkey)).

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