A Spoonful of Sugar
This player pwned 48 different forums in a row.
Alcohol Kills, Take LSD
This player pwned 68 different forums in a row.
An Extra Quarter
This player voted for Barack Obama.
Around the World, Around the World
This player pwned 80 different forums in a row.
The Noose and Razor Society is officially this player’s bitch.
Best Player Ever
Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.
This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.
Big Fat Meanie-Head-Face-Pants
This player had an especially mean disposition. Apparently, this Player also wears especially fat face-pants.
Brown Starfish Initiate
This player joined The Order of the Brown Starfish.
Calling God Names
This player pwned 72 different forums in a row.
Can't Hardly Wait
This player pre-ordered access to Forumwarz Episode 3.
This player will fill out tedious forms for little to no pay.
This player earned 18 job points.
This player pwned 20 different forums in a row.
This player pwned 44 different forums in a row.
Flaming Black Operative
This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.
This player earned 4 medals in Forumwarz Domination.
Friend of Forumwarz: Gold
This player is a Gold level Friend of Forumwarz™.
Future Sentrillion Employee
This player obtained 1,000 IP addresses.
Grass on the Field
This player pwned 12 different forums in a row.
This player did something really stupid. (E-Peen™ designed by Afterthotz.)
Internet Attorney's E-Peen
This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!
This player beat The Great Firewall of China before Episode 2 launched.
Legal in Luxembourg
This player earned 16 medals in Forumwarz Domination.
This player pwned 40 different forums in a row.
This player was a good Samaritan.
This player won a medal in Forumwarz Domination.
This player pwned 52 different forums in a row.
My Ass Got Infected, Coach
This player pwned 32 different forums in a row.
This player earned 8 medals in Forumwarz Domination.
Ol' Spread-Eagle Eyes
This player found an inadvertent typo or textual error within the game.
One Angry Man
This player earned 12 medals in Forumwarz Domination.
Our Personal Army
This player nominated Forumwarz for a Crunchie.
Patience, My Ass!
This user pre-ordered access to Forumwarz Episode 2.
Ranks & Files
This player pwned 64 different forums in a row.
Rows and Rows of the Finest Virtuosos
This player pwned 76 different forums in a row.
This player pwned 60 different forums in a row.
This player assembled 25 .moar files.
Stop Anthropomorphizing Me!
This player received a LOLcat via Tubmail.
This player pwned 8 different forums in a row.
This player earned 180 job points.
This player pwned 16 different forums in a row.
The Big Give
This player successfully ran a legitimate contest for Brownie Points.
The Color Orange
This Player bought a lifetime subscription of Forumwarz Orange™. (E-Peen™ designed by Aldo_Anything.)
This player has visited over 100 forums.
The Level Cap
This player got all the way up to Level 69. Hey, snazzy hat.
The Outpost of Tyranny
This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.
The Red Tide
This player pwned 28 different forums in a row.
The Order of the Brown Starfish bows in submission to this player.
This player refused to part with their turkey.
Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue
This player got a perfect score in the “Trapped in the Cupboard” game.
This player pwned 24 different forums in a row.
Veterans of Forumwarz
This player has been active on Forumwarz for more than one year.
What the Fuck Was That?
This player finished Forumwarz Episode 2.
White People Love Lawyers
This player pwned 56 different forums in a row.
You Killed Superman!
This player pwned 36 different forums in a row.