Balloon

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Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Information

Bio:

I have no life. Seriously, I drift in a vacuum-like void. With a turtle.

Location:

Did I not say a void?

Interests:

Turtles.

Occupation:

Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse Sales exec

Balloon loves the following website(s):

  • lemonparty.org
  • 4chan
  • Gaia Online
  • Gamefaqs
  • IGN Forums
  • OffTopic.com
  • Something Awful
  • (Other) a.k.a my forum is so cool it's not even listed.
Vitals
Class: Camwhore
Level: 10
Cred: 968440
Buildr Score: -2

Flamebate Statistics (View all of Balloon's posts)
Posts made: 771
Threads started: 26

Forumwarz Domination (what's domination?)
Current Team: Egg Corridor
This Season's Medals: 3
Total Medals: 11

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Balloon's Stall
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CaptainJackMorgan wrote this on 06/22/2008 9:13PM:

-POOF-

...Okay, I’m here….What are—your other 2 wishes?

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scullyangel wrote this on 05/25/2008 8:57AM:

I believe you are a bit too naughty to have innocent motivations.

*spank*

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Simon Groothuizen wrote this on 05/04/2008 4:37PM:

Thanks for the add!

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Vince Russo wrote this on 04/13/2008 6:43AM:

How are a woman and a ketchup bottle similar?

Both work better if you hit em a couple times.

ZING!~@

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Listen2Reason wrote this on 03/31/2008 8:28PM:

Aha! I’m here to rescue your stall from its loneliness!

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Balloon wrote this on 03/13/2008 1:54AM:

I’m so lame I have to write something to myself.

E-Peen™
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Best Player Ever

Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.

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Big Day

This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.

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D20

This player pwned 20 different forums in a row.

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Flaming Black Operative

This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.

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FOAR!

This player earned 4 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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Friend of Forumwarz: Platinum

This player is a Platinum level Friend of Forumwarz™.

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Grass on the Field

This player pwned 12 different forums in a row.

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I'm Gay!

Not that there’s anything wrong with that!

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Jingjing

This player beat The Great Firewall of China before Episode 2 launched.

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Medal Winner

This player won a medal in Forumwarz Domination.

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Octopussy

This player earned 8 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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Sister of the Quivering Rose

This player joined the Sisterhood of the Quivering Rose.

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Super 8

This player pwned 8 different forums in a row.

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Sweet Sixteen

This player pwned 16 different forums in a row.

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The Grind

This player has visited over 100 forums.

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The Outpost of Tyranny

This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.

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The Red Tide

This player pwned 28 different forums in a row.

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Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue

This player got a perfect score in the “Trapped in the Cupboard” game.

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Veado

This player pwned 24 different forums in a row.

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08/27/2008
Accepted Accepted a friend request from superl337sauce 10:30PM
08/23/2008
Accepted Beavis-Dragon approved as a friend. 10:49PM
08/22/2008
Accepted Accepted a friend request from ercasse 1:10AM
08/20/2008
Medal Awarded a medal in Forumwarz Domination
08/18/2008
Accepted Accepted a friend request from Beavis-Dragon 10:47AM
08/16/2008
Accepted Accepted a friend request from BiZarro Tom 11:00AM
07/20/2008
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Jingjing

This player beat The Great Firewall of China before Episode 2 launched.

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07/10/2008
Accepted Accepted a friend request from elenaratelimit 5:09PM