I wish I could control life the same way you would a lucid dream.

I wish for 15 seconds every day, at a random time, every person on earths clothes would disappear.

I wish everyone was immortal and sterile. There would be no new people. But it would be interesting if eventually everyone in the world knew everyone else.

OH MY GOD!!!

ok, i have 1 wish. TO CONTROL ALL MATTER!!

tink about it. ability to create objects, destroy tings, blast things to smitherines, on and on!! i mean, you could bring people back to life!!!

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Ok…my wish is to be transported back in time to 10,000 B.C. and to not age/be imortal until I reach the time that I left (eg. now). upon reaching the time that I left I will return to being “normal” eg. aging and getting diseases like colds etc…

Essentially this will give me a 12,000 year life span in which I can teach, uplift, shape, control or destroy parts of humanity as I see fit.

I could also see the pyrimids being built and know the secrets of lost cultures…the possibilities are endless!

This is my wish and dream…

1. A permanence and even distribution as well as globally friendly disposal method of resources worldwide.

(That one is for my Ms World speech knobviously)

If there were unlimited amount of oil, food, water, things but when they were finished, you could get rid of them in a clean, safe way then there would be no global warming, world hunger, wars for oil… All humans would have to fight about would be belief systems, but they wouldn’t even really need to fight over them because it wouldn’t mean that they would attain anything from a resource perspective.

2. My own personal planet identical to earth with nobody but me and whomever I chose on it, with an alien time space continuum whereby we would never age and be immortal.

When I was younger there was a show on telly called Bernard’s Watch. This little boy had the ability to stop time with a watch, and anyone who saw the show undoubtedly longed for a similar ability. However, I don’t think I would be able to restrain myself from using it and thus I would permanently stop time. However, this would lead to the people of my world never aging and then once I was dead they’d all be still the same. Also, it would get very lonely. Hence my adjustments; if it were on another planet, I wouldn’t have to affect anybody else with it. If I weren’t alone and we never aged, then we’d spend all eternity binge-eating and losing all the weight again, then ****ing and watching every film ever made and reading every book ever read and going on all the water-slides in the world and doing every drug (in moderation, we don’t want to die or spend eternity as coke addicts…Log in to see images!. What an awesome life.

3. A Faustian omniscience, without the soul-sacrifice.

Pretty self-explanatory really. If you could know everything then things would be rather fantastic. Although there wouldn’t be much of a surprise. Perhaps it’d be appropriate just in relation to facts, not pertaining to other people’s thoughts and intentions. Log in to see images!

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I wish for the abundance of ignorance, for ignorance creates stupidity, and stupidity is the basis of all comedy. Then the world would be a hilarious place full of stupid people. More so than usual.

I wish for some new colours. I am ****ing sick of green and purple. Seriously, what kind of a colour is purple? It’s a ****ing stupid colour is what it is. It’s like blue and red got caught in a car crash and fused together in the heat. So **** purple: Let’s get a new colour. We can call it “male reproductive organ” and watch all the fundamentalists feel awkward about using it.

Finally, I wish for an end to goddamn sonic sprite comics made by twelve-year-olds. It’s all I see when I go on smackjeeves.

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I wish that I could actually **** a Hentai girl.

good wish imo

Id wish for…

The ability to post a chain of 100 posts in this thread…

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My wish is, at its core, the very same that 90% of the contestants here want: Power.

Power can take many forms: wealth, beauty, time, genius, talent, supernatural power. Wealth and power are conjoined twins, for example. People, when they wish for the mighty charisma of The Fonz, do not actually seek the ability to control jukeboxes with their elbows, slick though that might be. They want the attention, the reputation, the POWER that comes with being The Fonz. People paid attention to him, they valued his opinion, he had power over them through the mysterious medium of “The Cool”. Many wish fulfillment wishes follow the same vein. One poster wanted to screw a cartoon woman. He (or she, this is the internet) did not actually want that. He/She/It/They wanted the power to attract and control another person. Those who wished for world peace or other empathic goals wanted to remake the world in their own image of justice, they wanted to play God. I do not demean them; indeed, many of these people are likely noble, respectable people. They may also be child pornographers.

So, in an attempt to push through all the bullskype, I want pure, unadulterated Power.

I wish that the monster that walks in my brother’s skin would leave. Months ago, my brother metaphorically died. In his place is a bastard. He insulted my girlfriend during the Chicago Air/Water show. I told him off the next day, thinking I’d be ok with just letting it go over night (not the case).

since then, he’s threatened my gaming console i bought for me, my sister and him, my property, even my well being. He was my role model, he was my best friend. The day he was one of the greatest inspirations to was the first day of the AirShow. Second day, he died on a sidewalk in downtown.

I wish to one day, see him again. Nothing else.