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Fix It Contest for 375 BP :: WISHFUL THINKING :: Make a wish and win

Joseph Conrad

Avatar: Red Green Flashing

Level 9 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

I wish I could control life the same way you would a lucid dream.

I wish for 15 seconds every day, at a random time, every person on earths clothes would disappear.

I wish everyone was immortal and sterile. There would be no new people. But it would be interesting if eventually everyone in the world knew everyone else.


Avatar: Blood Cells

Level 20 Emo Kid

“Moan-a Lisa”

Wishes and ideas, eh?

My first wish is for all of my wishes to be granted exactly as I intend them and with no negative (from my perspective) consequences. That will take care of any malevolent genie tricks.

My second wish would be for something along the lines of omnipotence. With that, I could take over the world, halting all wars and bringing peace and cooperation. Besides that, I could satisfy any material wish I might have with a wave of my hand.

Now that I am omnipotent, I might as well spend my last wish on something I can’t do. That’s why, without dwelling on it, I would wish to find a girl I can truly love throughout my possibly-eternal rule.


Avatar: Code (Green)

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 22 Hacker



ok, i have 1 wish. TO CONTROL ALL MATTER!!

tink about it. ability to create objects, destroy tings, blast things to smitherines, on and on!! i mean, you could bring people back to life!!!

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Vertigo CRASH

Avatar: Hacker Woman w/ Goggles

Level 22 Hacker


I’d wish for the collective knowledge of all humans. Not for me. Let me explain…

I would wish that in some form, most likely mechanical, that all human consciousness could be viewed on one plane, by anyone, at any time, however much or little they would want. Basically a brain-computer interface. Only, I would wish that all humans could see each other without looking at each other. To see the deep secrets and knowledge and experience and heart of hearts of other human beings in blind truth, without seeing race, sex, age, appearance, sexuality, label, political party, or anything else.

But beyond just that, because although that would be amazing, without gain it would be pointless. Beyond that, for the entire human effort in all things to advance beyond anything that had ever been created. So that all art, music, technology, would have a rapid, eternal rate of expansion. Being able to touch, intimately and personally, each human mind, ignorance would vanish in time. All forms of discrimination or stereotyping or intolerance would disappear. While having the ability to retain their own thoughts, opinions and experiences, people would now be infinitely more open to the world and to other people.

I know it won’t happen, but most of all I wish that I could be there when that happened.

(That was some sappy crap. I need to curse to redeem myself. **** **** ****TY male reproductive organ ****ING woman's genitals ****.)


Avatar: Spider Illustration

Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Ok…my wish is to be transported back in time to 10,000 B.C. and to not age/be imortal until I reach the time that I left (eg. now). upon reaching the time that I left I will return to being “normal” eg. aging and getting diseases like colds etc…

Essentially this will give me a 12,000 year life span in which I can teach, uplift, shape, control or destroy parts of humanity as I see fit.

I could also see the pyrimids being built and know the secrets of lost cultures…the possibilities are endless!

This is my wish and dream…


Avatar: Red Green Flashing


Level 12 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I wish I were Hitler.

I wish Hitler was a woman.

I wish I, as hitler-woman, could seduce mussolini and **** him with a strap-on.


Avatar: Blonde Woman

Level 12 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

1. A permanence and even distribution as well as globally friendly disposal method of resources worldwide.

(That one is for my Ms World speech knobviously)

If there were unlimited amount of oil, food, water, things but when they were finished, you could get rid of them in a clean, safe way then there would be no global warming, world hunger, wars for oil… All humans would have to fight about would be belief systems, but they wouldn’t even really need to fight over them because it wouldn’t mean that they would attain anything from a resource perspective.

2. My own personal planet identical to earth with nobody but me and whomever I chose on it, with an alien time space continuum whereby we would never age and be immortal.

When I was younger there was a show on telly called Bernard’s Watch. This little boy had the ability to stop time with a watch, and anyone who saw the show undoubtedly longed for a similar ability. However, I don’t think I would be able to restrain myself from using it and thus I would permanently stop time. However, this would lead to the people of my world never aging and then once I was dead they’d all be still the same. Also, it would get very lonely. Hence my adjustments; if it were on another planet, I wouldn’t have to affect anybody else with it. If I weren’t alone and we never aged, then we’d spend all eternity binge-eating and losing all the weight again, then ****ing and watching every film ever made and reading every book ever read and going on all the water-slides in the world and doing every drug (in moderation, we don’t want to die or spend eternity as coke addicts…Log in to see images!. What an awesome life.

3. A Faustian omniscience, without the soul-sacrifice.

Pretty self-explanatory really. If you could know everything then things would be rather fantastic. Although there wouldn’t be much of a surprise. Perhaps it’d be appropriate just in relation to facts, not pertaining to other people’s thoughts and intentions. Log in to see images!


Avatar: 47008 2009-11-17 07:40:04 -0500

Level 28 Hacker


For my own personal benefit, I would wish for the gift of total comprehension and function of every communicative code. That is: English? No problem. Read and write every Sinitic language? No problem. Clbumical Sanskrit? No problem. Computer languages, ciphers, other encryptions, no mystery to me.

For the benefit of the entire world, this one’s pretty simple: infinite energy. Maybe cold fusion starts working, but even that’s not quite infinite enough. Just give us like a dragon ball or something that powers everything and call it squarsies.


Avatar: Poison Warning Sign

Level 17 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

I wish i had a brownie point so i could play episode 2Log in to see images!


Avatar: Spider Illustration

Level 11 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

I wish for the elimination of ignorance.

But then /b/ wouldn’t exist anymore…

nevermind I guess.

Kyouchou Bud-

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle

Level 4 Hacker


I wish for the abundance of ignorance, for ignorance creates stupidity, and stupidity is the basis of all comedy. Then the world would be a hilarious place full of stupid people. More so than usual.

I wish for some new colours. I am ****ing sick of green and purple. Seriously, what kind of a colour is purple? It’s a ****ing stupid colour is what it is. It’s like blue and red got caught in a car crash and fused together in the heat. So **** purple: Let’s get a new colour. We can call it “male reproductive organ” and watch all the fundamentalists feel awkward about using it.

Finally, I wish for an end to goddamn sonic sprite comics made by twelve-year-olds. It’s all I see when I go on smackjeeves.

7 Vibrating -

Avatar: Hacker Man w/ Goggles

Level 24 Hacker


I wish that I could actually **** a Hentai girl.


Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

7 Vibrating Dodos Posted:

I wish that I could actually **** a Hentai girl.

good wish imo


Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

7 Vibrating Dodos Posted:

I wish that I could actually **** a Hentai girl.

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Avatar: 207638 2010-05-08 17:23:34 -0400

Level 21 Hacker

Im a ****ing idiot who is in WeChall and think its cool.

Id wish for…

The ability to post a chain of 100 posts in this thread…

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Avatar: Ashtray

[70 Character Story-

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Three wishes:

– I wish I could change my age/sex/looks with my thoughts. Yes, that would make me an immortal trap, but only when I’d feel like changing into a trap. I’m in this for being able to discovering all possible angles there are to life. I Log in to see images! sociology.

– Sometimes I wish I was some sort of vampire, but not living on blood, maybe something more innovative like electricity or human emotions? Anyway, yeah, another wish that would make me immortal and not having to eat.


So, there goes my attempt at wishing.

Great thread, I’ve only read as far as page 3 and already spotted some good posts. Damn, I’ve got no chance with my self-centered wishes. Log in to see images!


Avatar: Skeleton Smoking

Level 37 Troll

Gnot a Gnome

My wish is, at its core, the very same that 90% of the contestants here want: Power.

Power can take many forms: wealth, beauty, time, genius, talent, supernatural power. Wealth and power are conjoined twins, for example. People, when they wish for the mighty charisma of The Fonz, do not actually seek the ability to control jukeboxes with their elbows, slick though that might be. They want the attention, the reputation, the POWER that comes with being The Fonz. People paid attention to him, they valued his opinion, he had power over them through the mysterious medium of “The Cool”. Many wish fulfillment wishes follow the same vein. One poster wanted to screw a cartoon woman. He (or she, this is the internet) did not actually want that. He/She/It/They wanted the power to attract and control another person. Those who wished for world peace or other empathic goals wanted to remake the world in their own image of justice, they wanted to play God. I do not demean them; indeed, many of these people are likely noble, respectable people. They may also be child pornographers.

So, in an attempt to push through all the bullskype, I want pure, unadulterated Power.

Edgar Allen -

Avatar: 207363 2009-10-22 00:54:20 -0400

[Everyday Regular N-
ormal Klan

Level 29 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

I wish that I had been the one to come up with Harry Potter. With all the money and glory that **** JK Rowling now has, I could pretty much grant any other wish I might possibly think of for the rest of my life.


Avatar: Tight Skirt

Level 12 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

I wish that the monster that walks in my brother’s skin would leave. Months ago, my brother metaphorically died. In his place is a bastard. He insulted my girlfriend during the Chicago Air/Water show. I told him off the next day, thinking I’d be ok with just letting it go over night (not the case).

since then, he’s threatened my gaming console i bought for me, my sister and him, my property, even my well being. He was my role model, he was my best friend. The day he was one of the greatest inspirations to was the first day of the AirShow. Second day, he died on a sidewalk in downtown.

I wish to one day, see him again. Nothing else.


Avatar: Emo Kid w/ Hoodie

Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

I wish that time worked on measures of 100 seconds in a minute, 100 minutes in an hour, and 10 hours in a day. That way I would get about an extra 4 hours a day and so that a “quarter” of an hour wouldn’t be confused for 25 minutes instead of 15 minutes by simpletons that fail. Not to mention how much simpler time would be if it was all based around 10s.

I wish that high fructose corn syrup never existed. Just be gone you vile thing. Let me sip the sweet nectar that is cane sugar.

I wish that the world had one global language and that it changed at random at random intervals just to ensure that no one could ever keep up with the latest language. The world will become a much better place in thanks to this.

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