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Fix It Contest for 375 BP :: WISHFUL THINKING :: Make a wish and win

DrWeird

Avatar: Blood Cells
2

Level 20 Emo Kid

“Moan-a Lisa”

7 Vibrating Dodos Posted:

I wish that I could actually **** a Hentai girl.

No, you really don’t. They probably have every recorded STD and several thought only contractable by cephalopods.

Jackz360

Avatar: Red Green Flashing

Level 17 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

I wish I could **** out my eyes.

I wish I could catch a bullet.

I wish i could make these wishes come true.

SuperSonic

Avatar: 148701 2010-01-03 11:24:25 -0500
21

[WeChall]

Level 43 Hacker

“Backdoor Bob”

I wish I had a better graphics card Log in to see images! (No, I cant buy one)

I wish I had a better brain with which to think of better wishes.

spongebob-sc-
out

Avatar: 96536 Mon Sep 07 13:08:51 -0400 2009
8

[WeChall]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Streaks are really important :sarc:

I wish i could buy BP with rabobank.

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

BUMP: Only 3 posters left until first BP draft!

Catloaf

Avatar: 183147 2010-04-18 05:32:51 -0400

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 4 Camwhore

“Like a Virgin”

i wish that you would get this damn peen

Evil Chawin

Avatar: 168226 Fri Aug 21 12:36:45 -0400 2009

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

I WISH THAT I GET SOME OF THIS 100 POSTER BP

Ledger

Avatar: harblgar
13

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

I wsih to 1: To Meet Bruce Cambell

2Log in to see images!o something I enjoy for a living

3:To Have A Good Time.

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

Ok, this contest pbumed it’s first milestone (100 unique posters) – HERE COME THE WINNERS!

RANDOM POSTER 15Log in to see images!.

BEST WISH 15Log in to see images! (yes, there are multiple of them this time) are awarded to:

BONUS 5Log in to see images! are awarded to worthy entries:

The contest continues, and I wish good luck to all future contestants!

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

BP sent.

Montressor

Avatar: 77535 Tue Jan 13 09:44:11 -0500 2009
16

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 37 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

i win everything I enter Log in to see images!

‘cept for apprentice Log in to see images!

Deg

Avatar: Middle Finger
6

Level 25 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

I wish everyone would be content with what they’ve got and be happy to face future adversity, no matter where they are in life.

scully

Avatar: 12797 2011-08-15 04:41:50 -0400
74

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming...

Thank you! Log in to see images!

Sooper_Duper-
_Fayle

Avatar: Middle Finger

Level 21 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

1) I wish we all understood ourselves, without exception.

2) I wish we could all see the consequences of our actions.

3) I wish I was independently wealthy.

SuperSonic

Avatar: 148701 2010-01-03 11:24:25 -0500
21

[WeChall]

Level 43 Hacker

“Backdoor Bob”

Deg Posted:

I wish everyone would be content with what they’ve got and be happy to face future adversity, no matter where they are in life.

That totally defeats the purpose of wishing.

I wish for 186 more wishes. Then I could think of something better to wish.

spongebob-sc-
out

Avatar: 96536 Mon Sep 07 13:08:51 -0400 2009
8

[WeChall]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Streaks are really important :sarc:

I wish i would win the BP jackpot of this thread.

spongebob-scout edited this message on 11/20/2009 6:29AM

Putas

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle
1

Level 64 Hacker

“Phreak of Nature”

I wish I could always decieve myself of my awesomeness. That would solve most problems.

I wish people stop thinking that expressing themselves is an art. That could be first step of people realizing how worthless most of them are.

I wish I could pwn more then 4 forums a day.

cpulimit

Avatar: Code (Green)
13

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

I wish:

1) That free choice need not necessarily entail malicious intent. Imagine if people could find subsistence, satisfaction and happiness without resorting to personal advancement at the expense of others.

2) That everybody had the means and capabilities to pursue their dreams and goals to the fullest; not necessarily in-born, but were that it were possible, if people would exert themselves, that it would at least be realizable given the constraints of a normal lifetime.

3) That given these 2 changes to the fabric of reality, life would not be boring and disinteresting.

Deg

Avatar: Middle Finger
6

Level 25 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

SuperSonic Posted:

That totally defeats the purpose of wishing.

I wish for 186 more wishes. Then I could think of something better to wish.

Defeating the purpose of wishing… Isn’t that what wishes being granted does, anyway? Fine. Log in to see images!

1 – I still wish for global contentment. It’d solve a lot of problems, I think.

2 – I wish my girlfriend would take me back.

3 – I wish /b/’s cancer was curable.

Orleh

Avatar: Emo Girl 1

Level 30 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

I wish…

I could cut open the Earth and see what was inside – sure, scientists say they know, but what if they’re wrong? How can they know, anyway?

Life was like forumwarz – you could act like a re-re without social rejection, awkward stares, or embarbuming lawsuits

I had a floating halo on my head. Basketball, anyone? Only you couldn’t, cuz the hoop would be constantly moving – HA, take that!

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