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Fix It Contest for 375 BP :: WISHFUL THINKING :: Make a wish and win

A56000000l

Avatar: Code (Green)
1

Level 17 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

If I had one wish, I would wish that only good people (read: not corrupt, wouldn’t accept bribes, voted the right way on everything… you get the idea) could be elected to any political office.

LeCru

Avatar: Donkey
3

[Rowdyruff Boys]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

I wish that froot loops grew on trees

Phanto

Avatar: 159411 2009-11-14 17:42:21 -0500
13

Level 67 Troll

oh god why

I’m allowed to wish for more wishes, right?

Kanokon

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
2

Level 17 Camwhore

“Attention Slut”

If I could make a wish.. I’d wish those damn lazy MMORPG GM’s would Banhammer those freaking noobs screwing up your community.

My first wish is my second wish.

My second wish is my third wish.

My third wish is my first wish.

Let’s see how that omnipotent fgt likes logical loops.

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

Retard-O-Tron Posted:

My first wish is my second wish.

My second wish is my third wish.

My third wish is my first wish.

Let’s see how that omnipotent fgt likes logical loops.

But none of your wishes were actually for anything.

  • My first wish is my second wish.
  • My second wish is my third wish.
  • My third wish is for a dollar, and also my first wish.

should create a recursive “give me a dollar” loop though…

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

man-man Posted:

and also

is wish #4

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

man-man Posted:

I’d rather re-live my life with memory of the previous time. Try out all the possibilities…

Except it’d be kinda freaky for everyone else, having a kid around with adult memories. Also if something I tried went direly ****ed up there’d probably be a strong temptation to jump off a bridge and try over.

Problem with that is the second you know any part of an old life when doing a recurring cycle, you will set off on a new path and suddenly you aren’t reliving your life. If I had the knowledge I do now I might not have dated my first girlfriend or may have managed to stay together with her. Either way making a mbumive difference in my current life. Not to mention my current long running projects would potentially have been completed years ago and I might not have spent 4 years blundering about in college with no direction.

Your best bet would be to suddenly enter your own body at different periods in your life and relive those individually, resetting the whole system after every so many days/weeks though that may become so schizophrenic that you could be driven insane from the lack of continuity in your own life.

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

You could try reliving your life in increasing increments – start off reliving your last hours, then start back at a week before death, then a month… something of that sort. Although you might (if you go back far enough) be able to delay/hasten your death, so the time-unit thing wouldn’t be perfect.

Or just go to the extreme, reincarnate and have another go at the whole thing – I’m not so bothered by it not being the same life over again, that’s sort of the point from my perspective… to live it differently on each pbum and see what can happen.

Maybe if you chose how far back to jump each time… pick a point in your life to reinsert your older and wiser consciousness into.

Almost Epic

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking
1

Level 6 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Ok so my first wish would be to have a hard drive with unlimited space, that will never fail, and has all the pr0n in the world already on it.

Second I wish for Microsoft to release a copy of Windows that is actually 100% stable, with full driver support for all drivers ever created.

Third I wish I had Tux, the Linux penguin, as a pet.

Demonlord666-
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Avatar: 119939 Tue Jan 27 03:26:15 -0500 2009

Level 32 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

1st I would wish (sorry ET) to be head of CZ.

2nd I would wish for an unlimited supply of hotpockets and Mountain dew that never expire or go bad.

3rd I would wish for the ability to have any super power/ability at will. There by allowing me to fly, shapeshift, gain knowledge, etc. etc.

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Almost Epic Posted:

Ok so my first wish would be to have a hard drive with unlimited space, that will never fail, and has all the pr0n in the world already on it.

I’d be careful with that one dude. I’ve seen far more than my fair share of porn and you’d be amazed how much of it involves bodily fluids that aren’t sexy coming out of orifices that shouldn’t be there on people with oversized growths that cannot possibly exist…

Also how much of it is just meh…

(PS, don’t let the police know you have all the child pornography in the world on your computer. “I wished for it” may not work as an excuse.)

SWEETY_MAVER-
ICK_11

Avatar: Middle Finger

Level 13 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I wish I could get a free pbum through college so I wouldn’t have to put up with any more semesters of this **** and start taking over the world. This planet is full of bumholes. Log in to see images!

Oh yeah and I also wish that Global warming kills Al Gore and all his greenpeace fabulous persons first.

Psy-4

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking
14

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

I was about to post something whimsical (20 monkeys), an attempt at being clever (if I had just one last wish, I would like a tasty fish), or a reference (The things that I want by Max Payne), but no. And then I made a mistake. I actually thought about what I really want. And then I drew a blank.

I realized that as neat as it was, I didn’t really want a power relationship with other people (and stand tall over them) in the form of money, beauty, knowledge, fame or superpowers. My desires were limited to shallow instant gratification, a video game, a better computer, maybe getting laid. I have trouble choosing gifts for my own birthday.

Maybe other want it to control other people(be worshiped, be liked, get laid) or just for its own sake, I don’t know.

Although, those who wish for infinite knowledge, you’re making a big mistake. Think about it – every day, you will be dealing with idiots. Buffoons who talk out of their bum 24/7/365. How long will it be before you start looking down on everyone? Do you think that being truly alone, with even basic ability to have a meaningful conversation with anyone, is really what you want? But I guess it doesn’t really matter.

Man, thinking about this… had no effect on me at all. I feel indifferent. Pbumive. Being bullied for four years does that to you, so my parents took me to another country. I make friends but I never stick by them. I leave impressions that much better than I remember leaving, or receiving from the other person. Virtually no social life, never really wanted one either. Never had a girlfriend, and I already know I would make a crappy boyfriend – shallow emotional involvement, and I want a girl, any girl, not a specific someone, and that’s a killer for any meaningful relationship. I never felt attracted to anyone. I never loved. I used to.

So I guess that’s my wish. I want to love again.

P.S. Sorry, didn’t mean to do that in a contest.

Psy-4 edited this message on 11/11/2009 2:35AM

TROLLTROLLTR-
OLL

Avatar: 64641 Sun Nov 23 08:39:40 -0500 2008
2

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I wish for a stellar phenomenon that is seen with hubble look like Goatse.cx

Shaman_666

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin
3

Level 23 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

I wish I could wish something, I’m not very creative, you see =(

UnlimitedTyy-
ppi

Avatar: 217173 2009-11-18 08:46:15 -0500
9

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

I would wish that two thirds of the human populace would die/disappear, preferably without huge nuclear clouds, most of the electronic stuff in the world(global EMP) would become useless and the survivors would be distributed around the globe evenly, and give a good head start(equipment, skill) in agriculture.

after a rough beginning the globe would be a much happier, cleaner and more natural place for however is left.

This of course after I have seen the last season of Lost.

xemoxcorex

Avatar: Emo Girl

Level 11 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

1. I wish for everlasting memories throughout all of my reincarnations

2. I wish I could remove said memories if need be.

3. I wish I were cool. Log in to see images!

glideadon

Avatar: Corset 2

Level 18 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

As far as making the world a better place goes?

Everyone in the world feels complete empathy for the things they do to others. Each and every time a person interacts with another person, they know EXACTLY how the other person feels. Sadness, pain, joy, loneliness, confusion…. all of it. It would probably make it a lot harder for people to do anything too heinous.

Personal gain wise… that’s a tough one. I think the best wish would be a “Real Life Save System”. I’d like to be able to create “save points” and “load my game” in real life. Then I’d get to see how things turn out even if I’m not sure I’ll like it. Sure would be fun to take those risks knowing that if things don’t turn out quite right, I can give it another shot.

Hmm, guess I’ve still got another wish to go…

I can’t really think of anything that my first two wishes wouldn’t solve for me personally, so I guess I’d wish for my friends and family to lead happy, fulfilling lives. No matter what happens, I can’t guarantee that they’ll be HAPPY, even with money, and as many re-tries as I want… I can’t be in two places at once, and even with all the money in the world, some things you just can’t buy. Since I haven’t got anything else I really want that I can’t get with infinite re-tries, I think it would be nice to give back to the people who helped me out when I was growing up. Especially some of my teachers. Lord knows teachers don’t get the respect they deserve.

Blazn

Avatar: Hacker Woman w/ Goggles
4

Level 19 Hacker

“Buffer Overflower”

My dream and my wish is to be a baked potato

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