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Fix It Contest for 375 BP :: WISHFUL THINKING :: Make a wish and win

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

-XI- Posted:

- I wish Duke Nukem Forever would be launched.

– I wish I had all the alcohol in the world so I can drink myself into a retard.

– I wish the Internet didn’t have 4chan, shock sites and Rick Astley.

the world could do without 4chan and internet memes.

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

DraginzSpam Posted:

So if I am reading this right, we can enter with alts?

Yes you can, but only 3 wishes per alt.

Vibrating-Ch-
icken

Avatar: Hacker Man w/ Goggles

Level 9 Hacker

“Script Kiddie”

I wish i that i could leave my body in a mental state and move around the landscape within 1000 yards and also be able to perform physical actions such as flipping a switch lever or even driving Log in to see images!

Ragmaan

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin
2

Level 17 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

I wish there was a food with zero calories but was also delicious that wasn’t a liquid nor water with flavoring (which still has calories), nor was it a result of a drug induced hallucination or effect.

Fliggins

Avatar: Hacker Man w/ Goggles
1

Level 20 Hacker

“Buffer Overflower”

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– to be able to think of two more wishes

– A yak Log in to see images!

– World Peace.. its conry but i mean come on, if you have three wishes you may aswell save the earth and not be selfish Log in to see images!

ALPhA_HacKEr

Avatar: Code (Green)

Level 11 Hacker

“Ohacku”

i wish i had unlimited amounts of money

i wish i could control fire FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i wish i was this guy Log in to see images!

-Diego-

Avatar: Ron Paul
2

Level 32 Troll

“Permafail”

Hehe… well, This is my list:

1- I think that life could be like a RPG. Just imagine it! Walking in the streets killing Goblins and earning easy money Log in to see images!. Yeah.. I wish it.

2- Someday… someday I think someone would make a machine to shrink people. Just think in the wonders of the little world… You would have a pool in your own bathroom! Log in to see images!

3- Well… a machine to enter like a person to Internet. It would be amazing, a new world, a new way to look on Internet.

Well… that’s my list D:

death to upv-
oters

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re

Level 1 Re-Re

Firstly, I would wish to be enough of a fabulous person to gain mod powers, I would use these mod powers to unban Merc so he could come back and play INCIT, and I would unban ghax so he could play INCIT with merc and post in the Anonymous forums. I would also use them to give myself every E-Peen.

Secondly, I wish for every Flamebate post, forumbuildr entry, itembuildr entry and INCIT win to be downvoted forever.

And lastly I wish for death to upvoters.

****ty_Britc-
hes

Avatar: Middle Finger

Level 11 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

-I wish for a machine that would wipe out fears and insecurities in people, and myself =(

-I wish for a machine in which you could un-see some of the horrible things youve seen

-I wish I could **** gold

nTerra

Avatar: 58905 Mon Oct 27 17:12:24 -0400 2008
9

Level 29 Camwhore

“Playmate of the Month”

****ty_Britches Posted:

-I wish for a machine that would wipe out fears and insecurities in people, and myself =(

-I wish for a machine in which you could un-see some of the horrible things youve seen

Log in to see images!

It’s a simple machine, made mostly of planes, but it’s effective.

****ty_Britches Posted:

-I wish I could **** gold

Good luck on this one, though.

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Shii Posted:

THANK YOU!

I was JUST ABOUT to post that I would wish to be a shapeshifter, and simultaneously call out everyone for just saying “I wish I could shapeshift” without wishing also for the ability to know how to control it and solve the problem of where the additional mbum is coming from.

I try Log in to see images!

And as for infinite knowledge leading to insanity, I would know how to cope as I’d know everything, know how to forget and more than likely not know everything all at once. I can still only process x many thoughts at a time. But just in case I best get shapeshifting first and clone myself. If everything works out (ie no insanity) I can always just recombine into one and amalgamate all the knowledge that way.

Oh direct interfacing with the mind of another, the only way to learn!

Trash Can Cat

Avatar: harblgar

Level 32 Troll

“Permafail”

I wish those damn wemenz would stop being so defiant

I want my sandwiches nao Log in to see images!

Tannerleo

Avatar: Sneakers

Level 20 Emo Kid

“Moan-a Lisa”

I wish I was less wishful.

electricdevil

Avatar: Boobs
1

Level 15 Camwhore

“Attention Slut”

I wish:

I can remember the past..

know the future..

and survive the present.

Log in to see images!

BidSquid

Avatar: 121118 Sun Jan 18 02:23:35 -0500 2009

[Honourable Order o-
f Mascots Of Corpo-
rations
]

Level 27 Permanoob

From raw materials, or I'm of my shopping. It is forced I'll in order to enjoy.

I wish I could get infinite wishes. Log in to see images!

Odinssohn

Avatar: Server Hacker
3

Level 14 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

1. I wish i would be a ghost ( i would scare the **** out of all people on /X/ on 4chan)

2. I wish i could stop the time since i am always late for work

3. I wish that i had a ****load of money, that i dont even need to go to work.

CHALKONEUPTO-
DALORD

Avatar: 49117 2011-10-31 03:55:43 -0400

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 10 Camwhore

You should listen to the groovy trip-hop in my sig

I wish for a post-apocalyptic, world wide zombie infestation. Also, I wish for infinite ammo.

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

I wish to repeat my life infinitely.

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Fie Posted:

I wish to repeat my life infinitely.

The fun part about that is, you would never remember any previous incarnation and as such you could very well be on your billionth time RIGHT NOW!!!

Also according some some philosophers you have already lived this life infinitely and will continue to do so infinitely based solely on the idea of there being infinite time in which all of this can be repeated and the second law of thermodynamics.

Odds are, your wish already came true!

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

Dunatis Posted:

The fun part about that is, you would never remember any previous incarnation and as such you could very well be on your billionth time RIGHT NOW!!!

I’d rather re-live my life with memory of the previous time. Try out all the possibilities…

Except it’d be kinda freaky for everyone else, having a kid around with adult memories. Also if something I tried went direly ****ed up there’d probably be a strong temptation to jump off a bridge and try over.

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