Almost Epic Posted:

Ok so my first wish would be to have a hard drive with unlimited space, that will never fail, and has all the pr0n in the world already on it.

I’d be careful with that one dude. I’ve seen far more than my fair share of porn and you’d be amazed how much of it involves bodily fluids that aren’t sexy coming out of orifices that shouldn’t be there on people with oversized growths that cannot possibly exist…

Also how much of it is just meh…

(PS, don’t let the police know you have all the child pornography in the world on your computer. “I wished for it” may not work as an excuse.)