My wish is, at its core, the very same that 90% of the contestants here want: Power.

Power can take many forms: wealth, beauty, time, genius, talent, supernatural power. Wealth and power are conjoined twins, for example. People, when they wish for the mighty charisma of The Fonz, do not actually seek the ability to control jukeboxes with their elbows, slick though that might be. They want the attention, the reputation, the POWER that comes with being The Fonz. People paid attention to him, they valued his opinion, he had power over them through the mysterious medium of “The Cool”. Many wish fulfillment wishes follow the same vein. One poster wanted to screw a cartoon woman. He (or she, this is the internet) did not actually want that. He/She/It/They wanted the power to attract and control another person. Those who wished for world peace or other empathic goals wanted to remake the world in their own image of justice, they wanted to play God. I do not demean them; indeed, many of these people are likely noble, respectable people. They may also be child pornographers.

So, in an attempt to push through all the bullskype, I want pure, unadulterated Power.