I wish that time worked on measures of 100 seconds in a minute, 100 minutes in an hour, and 10 hours in a day. That way I would get about an extra 4 hours a day and so that a “quarter” of an hour wouldn’t be confused for 25 minutes instead of 15 minutes by simpletons that fail. Not to mention how much simpler time would be if it was all based around 10s.

I wish that high fructose corn syrup never existed. Just be gone you vile thing. Let me sip the sweet nectar that is cane sugar.

I wish that the world had one global language and that it changed at random at random intervals just to ensure that no one could ever keep up with the latest language. The world will become a much better place in thanks to this.