For my own personal benefit, I would wish for the gift of total comprehension and function of every communicative code. That is: English? No problem. Read and write every Sinitic language? No problem. Clbumical Sanskrit? No problem. Computer languages, ciphers, other encryptions, no mystery to me.

For the benefit of the entire world, this one’s pretty simple: infinite energy. Maybe cold fusion starts working, but even that’s not quite infinite enough. Just give us like a dragon ball or something that powers everything and call it squarsies.