This player pwned 96 different forums in a row.
A Spoonful of Sugar
This player pwned 48 different forums in a row.
Alcohol Kills, Take LSD
This player pwned 68 different forums in a row.
This owner of this E-Peen™ currently possesses a Falcon Preservation Donor Plaque.
An Extra Quarter
This player voted for Barack Obama.
Around the World, Around the World
This player pwned 80 different forums in a row.
The Noose and Razor Society is officially this player’s bitch.
This player put up with Great Aunt Geraldine for a full month.
This player bumped a year-old thread to wish Jalapeno Bootyhole a happy birthday and wasn’t a complete dick about it.
Best Player Ever
Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.
This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.
Big Fat Meanie-Head-Face-Pants
This player had an especially mean disposition. Apparently, this Player also wears especially fat face-pants.
This player topped the Most Job Points Leaderboard.
Brown Starfish Initiate
This player joined The Order of the Brown Starfish.
Calling God Names
This player pwned 72 different forums in a row.
Can't Hardly Wait
This player pre-ordered access to Forumwarz Episode 3.
This player will fill out tedious forms for little to no pay.
This player earned 18 job points.
Chai as a Kite
This player earned 1,800 job points.
Cool Threads, Man
This player successfully contributed the most thread titles to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.
This player survived Forumwarz’s Apprentice program and made a lasting contribution to the game.
This player pwned 20 different forums in a row.
This player pwned 44 different forums in a row.
This player celebrated Dick Hyman’s birthday.
This player pwned 88 different forums in a row.
This player’s itembuildr contribution made it into Episode 3. (E-Peen™ designed by Afterthotz.)
Fiend of Forumwarz: Uranium
This player pwned 92 different forums in a row.
Flaming Black Operative
This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.
This player earned 4 medals in Forumwarz Domination.
Friend of Forumwarz: Gold
This player is a Gold level Friend of Forumwarz™.
Friend of Forumwarz: Platinum
This player is a Platinum level Friend of Forumwarz™.
Friend of Forumwarz: Plutonium
This player is a Plutonium level Friend of Forumwarz™.
Future Sentrillion Employee
This player obtained 1,000 IP addresses.
This player took all of HugMastaDoug’s shit and still pwned his ass. (E-Peen™ designed by Aldo_Anything.)
Grass on the Field
This player pwned 12 different forums in a row.
Host(ess) with the Most(est)
This player ran a contest of significant value to the Forumwarz community. In other words, it wasn’t just done for the E-Peen. (It was done for two E-Peen!)
This player did something really stupid. (E-Peen™ designed by Afterthotz.)
I'll BINGE to that
This player celebrated the activation of BINGEBOT 2015.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
If Only It Were Real Money
This player topped the Flezz Leaderboard.
Internet Attorney's E-Peen
This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!
This player beat The Great Firewall of China before Episode 2 launched.
Legal in Luxembourg
This player earned 16 medals in Forumwarz Domination.
This player pwned 40 different forums in a row.
This player was a good Samaritan.
This player won a medal in Forumwarz Domination.
This player pwned 52 different forums in a row.
This player topped the Popularity Leaderboard.
More Property than Monopoly
This player earned 28 medals in Forumwarz Domination.
My Ass Got Infected, Coach
This player pwned 32 different forums in a row.
This player had their image chosen in itembuildr.
This player earned 8 medals in Forumwarz Domination.
Ol' Spread-Eagle Eyes
This player found an inadvertent typo or textual error within the game.
This player trolled the shit out of a complete stranger in the Omegle Ogre contest.
One Angry Man
This player earned 12 medals in Forumwarz Domination.
Our Personal Army
This player nominated Forumwarz for a Crunchie.
This player had their item idea chosen in itembuildr.
Patience, My Ass!
This user pre-ordered access to Forumwarz Episode 2.
Pythons Run Wild on You
This player earned 24 medals in Forumwarz Domination.
Ranks & Files
This player pwned 64 different forums in a row.
Rows and Rows of the Finest Virtuosos
This player pwned 76 different forums in a row.
Sex 'n Dirt
This player pwned 84 different forums in a row.
This player pwned 60 different forums in a row.
This player successfully contributed the most angry replies to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.
This player assembled 25 .moar files.
Stop Anthropomorphizing Me!
This player received a LOLcat via Tubmail.
This player pwned 8 different forums in a row.
This player earned 180 job points.
This player pwned 16 different forums in a row.
The Big Give
This player successfully ran a legitimate contest for Brownie Points.
The Boiling Point
This player pwned 100 different forums in a row.
The Color Orange
This Player bought a lifetime subscription of Forumwarz Orange™. (E-Peen™ designed by Aldo_Anything.)
The Evil Trout Hate Club
This Player was promised the ability to test and improve Forumwarz, only to have it taken away from them at the last second.
This player has visited over 100 forums.
The Level Cap
This player got all the way up to Level 69. Hey, snazzy hat.
The Outpost of Tyranny
This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.
The Picture of Innocence
This player completed Episode 3 with a lawful/good alignment.
The Red Tide
This player pwned 28 different forums in a row.
The Terrible Twos
This player celebrated the two-year anniversary of Forumwarz (by bumping a thread).
This player was willing to waste several hours poring over various reference sources just to make forumbuildr suck a bit less.
This player contributed forum content to Forumwarz.
Thursday Night Lights Out
This player pwned Battlethreadz Lamebait during Supremacy’s endgame.
Trick or L33t
This player successfully solved the 2009 Halloween Hacker Challenge on Halloween.
The Order of the Brown Starfish bows in submission to this player.
This player refused to part with their turkey.
Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue
This player got a perfect score in the “Trapped in the Cupboard” game.
This player beta tested Episode 3.
This player pwned 24 different forums in a row.
Venti Mocha No Foam
This player earned 20 medals in Forumwarz Domination.
Veterans of Forumwarz
This player has been active on Forumwarz for more than one year.
What the Fuck Was That?
This player finished Forumwarz Episode 2.
White People Love Lawyers
This player pwned 56 different forums in a row.
With Friends Like These
This player successfully contributed the most enemies to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.
You Killed Superman!
This player pwned 36 different forums in a row.
You're My Inspiration!
This player had their forum idea chosen for ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.