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	What do you do for a living and/or what is your major? I’m a 34-year veteran of the stand-up comedy industry. I spend an average of 307 days a year on the road, though not always because I have a gig to go to. I’m also an occasional dish washer, stevedore, sometimes I hand out flyers for strip bars, worked at a couple car washes, lots of security guarding work, for a couple months LAX paid me to keep homeless people from sleeping in the air port which was kind of ironic… Most of the time I post, it’s usually from a public library… (view post)	04/02/2009
	Save The Unknown Comic! Donate TODAY! People ask me, “Unknown Comic why should we care about you?” Actually they ask me, “Unknown Comic why are you collecting my hair?” Because it tastes so good, sweetheart! So, we got some new mods? These guys are so gay they should call them homods! What can I say about Sergeant Cid that everyone else hasn’t pointed out? Sergeant Cid is so hungry for power he ate Snap! Uh…you know that band that did the ‘I Got the Power’ song…yeah. cough So…Fran’s back! There sure is a lot of it! Ahem… Log in to see images! Operators are standing by. (view post)	04/02/2009
	Save The Unknown Comic! Donate TODAY! Wylin Posted: Log in to see images! Thank you (view post)	04/02/2009
	Save The Unknown Comic! Donate TODAY! Hi. I’m The Unknown Comic speaking on the behalf of The Unknown Comic. Recently The Unknown Comic was banned and before that he was also banned. The reasons for these bannings are not clear. To anyone. During the most recent banning The Unknown Comic was informed that he might be permabanned after a couple more infractions. YOU can do something about this! Donate BP to The Unknown Comic so he can make a new gimmick alt to take his mind off all the pressure that leads to non-rp trolling. But this isn’t CHARITY, if you donate you’ll get not 1, not 2, but 8…COUNT THEM! 8 of The Unknown Comic’s GREATEST albums you’ll get: The Unknown Comic’s Joke Archives! The Unknown Comic’s Tribute to Barack Obama! The Unknown Comic Sings Reggae’s Greatest Love Songs! The Unknown Comic Presents Super Bowl Chuckle Yucks! The Unknown Comic: American Negroid! The Unknown Comic LIVE! at Antietam! The Unknown Comic: 4 Da Kidzzzzzz! The Unknown Comic: Shot Through The Heart! Buuuuuut donate NOW! and you’ll recieve Log in to see images! Hard rock candy! Are you from the 20s? Hate your teeth? Sounds like you need some hard rock candy! Donate…TODAY! (view post)	04/02/2009
	Anagrams Jeremy Irons ——-> Jeremys Iron (view post)	04/02/2009
	Make My Funk **! GOD DAMN! Get off your bum and JAM! ! GOD DAMN! Get off your bum and JAM! ! GOD DAMN! Get off your bum and JAM! ! GOD DAMN! Get off your bum and JAM! ! GOD DAMN! Get off your bum and JAM! ! GOD DAMN! Get off your bum and JAM! ! GOD DAMN! Get off your bum and JAM! ! GOD DAMN! Get off your bum and JAM! ! GOD DAMN! Get off your bum and JAM! ! GOD DAMN! Get off your bum and JAM! ! GOD DAMN! Get off your bum and JAM! ! GOD DAMN! Get off your bum and JAM! ! GOD DAMN! Get off your bum and JAM! ! GOD DAMN! Get off your bum and JAM! ! GOD DAMN! Get off your bum and JAM! ! GOD DAMN! Get off your bum and JAM! ! GOD DAMN! Get off your bum and JAM! ! GOD DAMN! Get off your bum and JAM! ! GOD DAMN! Get off your bum and JAM! ! GOD DAMN! Get off your bum and JAM! ! GOD DAMN! Get off your bum and JAM! ! GOD DAMN! Get off your bum and JAM! ! GOD DAMN! Get off your bum and JAM! ! GOD DAMN! Get off your bum and JAM! **! GOD DAMN! Get off your bum and JAM! Nothing makes waking up easier than funk music. (view post)	04/02/2009
	Make My Funk MOTHER EARTH IS PREGNANT FOR THE THIRD TIME FOR YA’LL HAVE KNOCKED HER UP I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe I was not offended For I knew I had to rise above it all OR DROWN IN MY OOOOOOOOOOWN **** (view post)	04/02/2009
	Make My Funk The P-Funk I want my funk uncut Make my funk the p-funk I wants to get funked up I want the bomb I want the P-Funk Make my funk the P-Funk I want my funk uncut Make my funk the p-funk I wants to get funked up I want the bomb I want the P-Funk Make my funk the P-Funk I want my funk uncut Make my funk the p-funk I wants to get funked up I want the bomb I want the P-Funk Make my funk the P-Funk I want my funk uncut Make my funk the p-funk I wants to get funked up I want the bomb I want the P-Funk Make my funk the P-Funk I want my funk uncut Make my funk the p-funk I wants to get funked up I want the bomb I want the P-Funk Make my funk the P-Funk I want my funk uncut Make my funk the p-funk I wants to get funked up I want the bomb I want the P-Funk Make my funk the P-Funk I want my funk uncut Make my funk the p-funk I wants to get funked up I want the bomb I want the P-Funk Make my funk the P-Funk I want my funk uncut Make my funk the p-funk I wants to get funked up I want the bomb I want the P-Funk Make my funk the P-Funk I want my funk uncut Make my funk the p-funk I wants to get funked up I want the bomb I want the P-Funk Make my funk the P-Funk I want my funk uncut Make my funk the p-funk I wants to get funked up I want the bomb I want the P-Funk Make my funk the P-Funk I want my funk uncut Make my funk the p-funk I wants to get funked up I want the bomb I want the P-Funk Make my funk the P-Funk I want my funk uncut Make my funk the p-funk I wants to get funked up I want the bomb I want the P-Funk Make my funk the P-Funk I want my funk uncut Make my funk the p-funk I wants to get funked up I want the bomb I want the P-Funk Make my funk the P-Funk I want my funk uncut Make my funk the p-funk I wants to get funked up I want the bomb I want the P-Funk Make my funk the P-Funk I want my funk uncut Make my funk the p-funk I wants to get funked up I want the bomb I want the P-Funk Make my funk the P-Funk I want my funk uncut Make my funk the p-funk I wants to get funked up I want the bomb I want the P-Funk Make my funk the P-Funk I want my funk uncut Make my funk the p-funk I wants to get funked up I want the bomb I want the P-Funk Make my funk the P-Funk I want my funk uncut Make my funk the p-funk I wants to get funked up I want the bomb I want the P-Funk Make my funk the P-Funk I want my funk uncut Make my funk the p-funk I wants to get funked up I want the bomb I want the P-Funk Make my funk the P-Funk I want my funk uncut Make my funk the p-funk I wants to get funked up I want the bomb I want the P-Funk Make my funk the P-Funk I want my funk uncut Make my funk the p-funk I wants to get funked up I want the bomb I want the P-Funk Make my funk the P-Funk I want my funk uncut Make my funk the p-funk I wants to get funked up I want the bomb I want the P-Funk Make my funk the P-Funk I want my funk uncut Make my funk the p-funk I wants to get funked up I want the bomb I want the P-Funk (view post)	04/02/2009
	ATTENTION EVERYONE: Stop posting your gay attempts at hip-hop HAHA See what I did? Changing your words and stuff. Oh, man. It’s good to be back. (view post)	04/02/2009
	ATTENTION EVERYONE: Stop posting your gay attempts at hip-hop Professor Commie PhD Posted: My sentence length varies between long and longer. (view post)	04/02/2009
	ATTENTION EVERYONE: Stop posting your gay attempts at hip-hop Only if you stop your gay attempts at fiction. Seriously, dude, switch up your sentence length once in awhile. (view post)	04/02/2009
	When I was a child... When I was a child… I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child When I became a man… I started an abortion clinic and did away with childish things! Holy ****, that’s a good joke! (view post)	04/02/2009
	April Fools is Officially Over I should’ve been unbanned for April Fool’s. I’m requesting a do over. (view post)	04/02/2009
	UNBAN HOBART BLIGGITY This is just like when that boxer Reuben “The Hurricane” Carter got thrown in jail. Because both were really ****ing guilty! UNBAN HOBART! (view post)	03/26/2009
	How would you improve voting in itembuildr? Comedically sarcastic reply! (view post)	03/26/2009
	Raepdog's Collegiate Guide: A Travelogue Post reserved for the frustration that sets in when Raepdog realizes no colleges offer degrees in mediocrity. MOD EDIT: User banned for trolling in Non-RP. (view post)	03/26/2009
	Raepdog's Collegiate Guide: A Travelogue Soon, Raepdog will check his e-mail to see if he got in to the University of Phoenix. Post reserved for posting (view post)	03/26/2009
	Raepdog's Collegiate Guide: A Travelogue This post reserved for Raepdog’s last ditch effort to get in to the Dayton Clown College (view post)	03/26/2009
	Raepdog's Collegiate Guide: A Travelogue Ultimately, Raepdog will only be accepted to Indiana Basin Silt Community College. This post reserved for disappointment (view post)	03/26/2009
	CONGRATULATIONS NICCO. Congratulations, Nicco. Everyone else better practice saying, “Remember when Nicco was fun?” (view post)	03/26/2009

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