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	Let's talk about manga quangntenemy Posted: lol what kinda plot is that? Log in to see images! I’m only like half way through the first volume, but so far it’s just the three man team that makes up Cat **** One doing various missions as part of the ArcLight team. Where I’m at right now, their base just got ambushed during the Tet offensive. (view post)	04/04/2009
	Let's talk about manga I don’t really like manga, but I am checking out this series called Cat **** One. It’s Vietnam, if Vietnam were fought by furries. The Americans are rabbits (Usagi=USA GI), the Cong are cats. It’s kind of cool. (view post)	04/04/2009
	How much BP do you have currently? coughcoughcoughcoughcough Oh, man, I hope I get over this cough some day. (view post)	04/04/2009
	The last few days resumed PREVIOUSLY ON FORUMWARZ: Johnny D had one too many before getting behind the wheel and ended up CRASHING into Melissa’s house. Dr. Fettinger discovered the Rita’s tumor WASN’T a tumor but actually a bomb. Kyle was visited by his long lost parole officer WHO brought urgent news from Tibet. Holly and Jenna realized the the formula for their anti-cancer medicine was acting erratically. Then, they started acting…EROTICALLY. Jason and Officer Gopler realized the drugs weren’t coming from Columbia, but actually from 20,000 miles away…UNDER THE EARTH’S CRUST. And Professor Commie PhD made ANOTHER ****ty post. Now we bring you this week’s episode of FORUMWARZ (view post)	04/04/2009
	Save The Unknown Comic! Donate TODAY! Tommy, how long have we been at this? Tommy? Tommy… Well, folks, we’re now entering our 47th hour of fundraising. It’s been quite a journey, we’ve raised 3 BP to support The Unknown Comic. We’re so close to our goal I can almost squeeze its mammary glands! So…Barack Obama has been in the news lately, have you seen this? I guess nobody told him the election is over! Speaking of Mexicans, I was puking at a Taco Bell urinal a couple days back. I’m still pretty conflicted about microwaves. I can cook my food pretty fast, but after 13 months you can’t fit a kid in them! Just kidding, I don’t eat children… I just like the smell of one cooking! When are they going to make THAT scented candle, huh? So, I had my forged license to perform abortions revoked a few months back. I’m stilling performing abortions, but dammit if I don’t feel bad about it! We’ve got nearly 24 hours of fundraising left, so sit tight and don’t kill yourself just yet! (view post)	04/04/2009
	An Emoticon Travesty - Pitch In To Help Yes,Donate! (view post)	04/04/2009
	Save The Unknown Comic! Donate TODAY! Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted: This is actually pretty amusing! Post an MP3 or video of you doing your shtick, and I’ll donate a little something. Log in to see images! You’re just noticing I’m amusing? Daaaaamn, Bootyhole, you need to get with the times! Video is a no can do, MP3…maybe, it won’t be very good quality, but, yeah maybe. Not until Sunday at the earliest though. I’ve got a gig tomorrow and the computers at the OTB are **. Sooo…I called my male reproductive organ the other day. He picked up and said, “Yeah?” And I say, “male reproductive organ! Where you been man?” And he says, “In your nephew’s bumhole!” And I say, “It’s always in the first place you look when you’re in New Jersey!” But seriously, I have never molested anyone in my family. I’ve been to court over this and it’s just a joke. You know what’s not a joke though? I murdered JonBenet Ramsey! What’s the difference between Xylon and a Xylophone? It sounds good when I hit Xylon with a mallet! The loud crunch of bone dampened by the soft squish of flesh! Hard to tune though! What’s the difference between Forumwarz and cigarettes? Cigarettes require a Surgeon General’s warning for the cancer they cause! HOLY I’M ON **ING FIRE!!! Remember, I only need 1 more BP. TAKE IT AWAY BUCK! (view post)	04/03/2009
	HIGH FIVE **ES Log in to see images!** I call this ‘Victory, But At What Cost?’ (view post)	04/03/2009
	Save The Unknown Comic! Donate TODAY! We just got a call from Aristofl, he donated a BP. God bless. I don’t really know Aristofl. Someone remind me not to make fun of him later. We’re 3/4 of the way there, just need one more for an avatar change. I’m amazed at this outpouring of love. And don’t be afraid my children, I’ll still be here and I’ll still love you. Did someone say stand-up comedy? Well, you’re in for a treat. A treat that will have to wait because I don’t think I snorted speed. I think, dear friends, it may have been skag. My nose is bleeding pretty bad. (view post)	04/03/2009
	Save The Unknown Comic! Donate TODAY! Oh my **ing woman's genitals, Tommy! TOMMY CHECK THE BIG BOARD. That’s right folks the…call has been pouring in and we are now at 2 bps donated by our wonderful, wonderful listener. Let’s see here, uh, the donator was Was! He writes, “Dear The Unknown Comic, my children and I love the quality entertainment you provide. You and your all-star team of entertainers have dazzled us for years and it just wouldn’t be the same if you got perma’d for attacking the very special real lives on the pathetic players of this game.” Thank you was, you truly are a man of gallantry and taste. We’re half way to our goal here and there’s plenty of time to call in and make your donation. I need to go to the bathroom, I bought some dexedrine from the key grip and that needs to go up my nose like a…like a… Up my nose like a……Just bring out some freak so he can do some **ty song (view post)	04/03/2009
	YOUR NEWS Dateline: Internet! Doo doo dit doo doo dit doo doo dit doo doo dit MercWithMouth’s mother apologizes for not drowning her child once she realized what it would become! Players in IDC who are there to have a good time with their e-friends are hopeless fabulous persons who don’t understand this game! Sergeant Cid implicated in My Lai mbumacre, “I didn’t because I hate gooks,” he said! Evil Trout admits the economy is forcing him to stick with Forumwarz and not pursue his real dream of entering Jalapeno Bootyhole in the Westminster Kennel Club dog show! In health news, 90% of Forumwarz players are critically deprived of attention. If you encounter them, do not pay attention to them. They’ll die off soon enough. We’ll be back at the top of the hour. (view post)	04/03/2009
	Save The Unknown Comic! Donate TODAY! Oh my god, where are we at, Tommy? 20 hours? 20 hours of quality entertainment. Let’s look at our total! Nothing! No donations so far. That’s okay, we’ve still got a long way to go! You know, the question comes up a lot not just for me, but for other players as well: “If you hate Forumwarz why do you keep coming here?” Because I am defined by my hate! Seriously, I feel only negative emotions, but let me tell you one thing… I get my Christmas shopping for my kids done real fast! “Here, you little ****er, here’s an 8-pack of mini Bics don’t burn yourself because I’m too drunk to drive!” But kids are great. They’re weak though. They can’t live on Beast Ice and teriyaki jerky, but that’s solve pretty easily… Because they can’t live on anti-freeze either! Dead children aren’t funny. Dead children with fake mustaches are HILARIOUS though So, I think that fad of people making signs for each other is kind of dieing out. It doesn’t bother me except I have to see Context’s face everywhere. She has an okay body it’s just her face. It’s around the eyes. Those glbumes distract from it a tiny bit, but I think she needs to go with the Geordi LaForge space visor thing. This isn’t meant to be funny. I hate Context’s face. It’s ugly and I don’t understand why everyone pretends it’s not. I can’t really talk though… My face was eaten off by the Portuguese mafia! (view post)	04/03/2009
	ITT I tell you why Recommencer should be permabanned You know why Recommencer won’t get banned? CZ won’t do ANYTHING to improve this game! (view post)	04/03/2009
	Save The Unknown Comic! Donate TODAY! What are we at now? Ten hours? Wow, ten amazing hours. We’re going to be up all night here and we’re going to be bringing you more of these wonderful acts that really reflect the quality of The Unknown Comic. Of course we just heard the lyrical styling of the rap group The ** Ups. Not long ago the world’s tallest midget stopped by…share some recipes with us. My good friend Gene Gene the Dancing Machine stopped by…but…he doesn’t dance much anymore. So…I tried to call my manager yesterday. He didn’t pick up. I guess you don’t get good service at the gloryhole in an Arby’s! I was in Ohio this past month. Hey, everybody, what’s round on the ends and high in the middle? A fat amputee lying on its back! So, Forumwarz is becoming a police state. They’re going to make IDC bland and…uh… Sorry. I forgot why I cared! But we do have more mods. I can’t imagine that honor and pride that comes from being a scarecrow on the turd farm! I kid. Well, we’ve got a long way to go in this telethon. I want you to sit tight and give a big round of applause for Jeffy Boyne who’s going to teach us all how to, **ing christ, to throat sing! (view post)	04/02/2009
	Worst Poster Idol! This is a good bit we’ve got going. Let’s take this **** on the road! (view post)	04/02/2009
	Worst Poster Idol! Ricket! (view post)	04/02/2009
	Nashcash What did one unlikable retard say to the other unlikable retard? Stop being an unlikable retard that’s my thing! Did you hear about the people who were glad that Chawain was alive? I did, but thank god pinheads can’t vote! I kid. Chawain doesn’t know any circus freaks. He’s not that cool. (view post)	04/02/2009
	Wanna Fight?! Ugh… http://comedy.mybrute.com (view post)	04/02/2009
	Save The Unknown Comic! Donate TODAY! Well, we’ve reached hour four of this amazing, amazing telethon. We’ve had some great guests. We heard a song from a guy who blew every member of T-Rex, the fantastic juggling duo the Feltch Brothers wowed us, Jerry Lewis roughed me up a bit, and super-group Damn Yankees were very angry I misled them! It’s not over yet. No sirree, this is the **ing Trail of Tears of telethon/charity drives! Speaking of tears, why does Evil Trout’s mother cry herself to sleep every night? Because she wishes she had a son out of her woman's genitals! I’m just kidding, Evil Trout is not a woman. He hasn’t begun menstruating yet! Someday, princess, someday. What’s the difference between MercWithMouth, Chawain, and elionbel? Who? I’m just kidding, the difference is the kind of ** their brains are made of! We’re got something like 78 hours of fundraising left, so sit back and enjoy TEN MINUTES OF GLbum ARMONICA! Haha, hope you out there in TV land don’t have dogs! (view post)	04/02/2009
	this thread was suppose to wb to switty bum!!! i really just wanna ask...WTF IS A male reproductive organBISHOP??!? lol What’s a male reproductive organbishop? Oh…about eight pounds! (view post)	04/02/2009

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