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What we need is GamebuildrNow, I know it’ll take a lot of coding, but hear me out. every week we’ll submit and vote on different components of the game. Name, premise, battle system.After maybe a year or two, we will have a game worse than Forumwarz! Then, we could look at this new squirming, mewling miscarriage and say at least we’re not playing the miscarriage! Or are we? Huh? Think about it! (view post) |
04/12/2009 |
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Happy Good Friday!
I guess it won’t let me embed the last one because the audio track was removed by WMG.
Thanks a lot fat cats. (view post) |
04/10/2009 |
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Would you say that Tom Petty?The DJ handled it really well. Billy Bob was such a huge, egotistical douche. This is worse than the Christian Bale thing, in my opinion. Christian Bale was making a movie, Billy Bob here was basically doing a commercial. The only reason he was there was so he could plug his ****ty band.
****ing three albums in a year? That’s not ambitious that’s the modus operandi of a **** mill. Modbilly? The British Invasion mixed with rock-a-billy? Holy ****, that’s genius but instead of modbilly…we should call it…hm…oh, I know: ****ing rock and roll.
What was funny was he said the subject line. All pouty, “Would you say that to Tom Petty?” Like Tom Petty was the epitome of music seriousness. Personally, I’d ask Tom Petty if his teeth ever got in the way when he chewed. I like Tom Petty (in moderation), but maybe someone who’s a little less My-First-Rock-Album would have been better.
But my original point was that the DJ did great. He remained calm, explained himself, and did everything he could to get Billy Bob back on track. I would’ve either given up or just exploded at him.
The guy was a clbum-act through out. I hope he got a bonus. (view post) |
04/10/2009 |
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MakeYourOwn(tm) ForumWarz Missions!(view post) |
04/09/2009 |
how do you fix a broken heartIn time your Broken Heart with transmogrify into a Lonely Heart. While this is not the ideal situation, experts believe that a lonely heart is better than a broken heart.
I’ve prepared this dogreat timesentary in case you have more question. (view post) |
04/09/2009 | |
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If someone in your forum really did kill themself, what next?I would feel accomplished and like my opinion mattered to that person. (view post) |
04/09/2009 |
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Theargent ThidHey, guys. I was sleeping.
Was there some kind of vote where we decided that Raepdog’s opinion mattered?
Because if that motion when through someone should’ve woke me the **** up! (view post) |
04/08/2009 |
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FALCON IS JEALOUSWARNING: THE FOLLOWING POST CONTAINS A ZINGER SO DELICIOUSLY WITTY IT MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR THOSE NOT USED TO ICE. COLD. BURNS.More like Falcon is smellous! (view post) |
04/08/2009 |
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i'm starting to think that in order to get over someone...I caught my first wife ****ing a German shepard while being filmed by a midget. Not the dog, mind you, but a ****ing Deutsch sheep herder.WORDPLAY! Once, this waitress I picked up at this really clbumy Denny’s puked on my male reproductive organ. We got together a couple more times but it happened every single time. Finally, I tried to solve it by feeding her two rolls of Dramamine I stole when I worked on that cruise ship. Long story short her brain swelled up like the aliens in that one Twilight Zone and I was no longer attracted to her. My second wife told me she was allergic to every but black male reproductive organ. I was sympathetic for awhile. Then it got gratuitous. Another girlfriend didn’t have the deceny to tell me she was eight…Granted, it’s hard to communicate with a sock in your mouth! My third wife was part of some cult and was always chanting and having hooded men carve symbols into her back. The blood would get all over the ****ing furniture and the wounds would open up when we ****ed….Honestly, I was glad when Neptune came into alignment and they all hung themselves. This is very therapeutic. (view post) |
04/05/2009 |
Save The Unknown Comic! Donate TODAY!OH MY GOD AND WITH THAT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE HAVE REACHED OUR GOAL.
THanks to so many wonderful people. I want to thank Was, Aristofl, and Swine. I want to thank Charlie Daniels, Ed Koch, The Feltch Brothers, the tallest midget, Ronnie Knievel, Buck Owens, Anthony Bourdain, and Anne Rice and so many more that I’m forgetting because of the death march that has been this telethon.
Now to conceive my new gimmick alt! (view post) |
04/04/2009 | |
Save The Unknown Comic! Donate TODAY!Holy ****…so much blood…so, so much blood. What? We’re back?
HEY FOLKS! Well, sorry about the technical difficulties but Wild Paul came by with his untrained tigers and well…how about those prat falls? Animal control teams slipping on blood is never not funny.
Except of course for their families!
What’s in the news…
Madonna’s adoption request has been denied.
Hey, Madonna, why don’t you adopt some woman's genitalsl tightness!
But seriously, I once crawled inside Madonna’s woman's genitals because I thought it was a Motel 8.
It was easy to get confused, what with the great times stains covering everything!
My youngest song called me awhile back and asked me why I forgot his birthday.
It’s hard to explain to an 8-year-old that you don’t love him.
That’s why I just hung up on him!
But seriously, I hate my children. I can only hope my rampant negligence, abuse, and unmasked contempt has destroyed their lives as thoroughly as they ****ed up mine!
But as much as I hate kids…
I’m still not going to use a condom!
Honestly, it’s just because I enjoy placenta so much.
It makes my hair so shiny!
I’m ****ing tired! (view post) |
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