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Love to Laugh: The Unknown Comic Valentine's Day Special on Hallmark
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Much love, people, much love.
My wife gave me a special gift this Valentine’s Day. Divorce papers! But we’re still friends. I even helped her move. Into a shallow grave behind the Snappy’s! I guess you could say I stole her heart and ate it while vigorously masturbating and watching Say Anything! But I love Valentine’s Day. It’s the only holiday I observe. Except for Ramdan! Asalamalekum My first wife, on our first Valentine’s Day together, got me a wonderful new suit. I felt bad because all I gave her was tuberculosis! And I coughed up blood on the suit, so way to get me a bloody suit, woman's genitals! My youngest daughter, Corinne Lubelle Comic, made me a Valentine’s Day card this year. What a cheap little ****! Strippers are always nicer on Valentine’s Day. That’s why it almost hurts when I tell them they won’t ever complete med school! If there’s one thing you need to remember this Valentine’s it’s that love is not real. It was invented by the Elders of Zion in order to convince people their lives has substance and meaning so they’ll continue to work and not kill themselves, thus ****ing up the means of production. That’s why this Valentine’s I’m going to take some ecstasy and rub my male reproductive organ against the Hamburgler at a McDonald’s play place! The Unknown Comic edited this message on 02/14/2009 12:50PM Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001
There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.
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| Posted On: 02/14/2009 12:50PM |
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| Posted On: 02/14/2009 1:17PM |
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| Posted On: 02/14/2009 1:29PM |
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Celerysteve Posted:
Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001
There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.
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| Posted On: 02/14/2009 1:33PM |
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10/27/11 FLAMEBATE RPG UPDATED Flamebate RPG Dr. Seuss CS for Celerysteve Ban this Thread ET/Chuggo |
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| Posted On: 02/14/2009 1:35PM |
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You know what’s funny about CelerySteve? Everything but his posts!
I mean, who vomits more **** on to this board then him? But then who got all srs about the declining quality of Flamebate? CelerySteve. Steve wants to have it all. He wants to annoy everyone and he wants to cuddle up in the bum of CZ. He wants to be a troll and he wants people to leave him alone when he’s getting trolled. Steve is so internet tough he reports people’s posts. I don’t mind, CelerySteve, he doesn’t bother me that much. It’s just sad to see somebody trying to be something they’re so obviously not A person with a personality. Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001
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| Posted On: 02/14/2009 1:41PM |
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I’M SO EDGY I SHOULD BE IN ****ING U2 The Unknown Comic edited this message on 02/14/2009 1:42PMGene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001
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| Posted On: 02/14/2009 1:42PM |
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| Posted On: 02/14/2009 1:51PM |
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i can only hope Valentine’s Day breaks my heart, so I can die without hearing anymore of your jokes.
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| Posted On: 02/14/2009 6:49PM |
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| Posted On: 02/14/2009 6:54PM |
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