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Open Mic Night
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Welcome, welcome everybody to the 15th annual biweekly Forumwarz open mic night
What do you get when you cross abuse, terrible facial deformities, and a terminal addiction to attention? Fingerz But seriously folks if you’re anything like me you’ve noticed a lot of new people on Forumwarz. If you’re anything like me you’re wondering when Evil Trout started advertising on Fetal Alcohol Syndrome sufferers support boards! Because they sure are ****ing very special! Get it? They’re stupid because their unloving mothers never stopped drinking sloe gin during the pregnancy because it was cheaper than an abortion. But seriously guys way to stick it to that **** by managing not only to live but by being insufferable ****heads. Now for a few impressions: CelerySteve:HELLO I SO DESPERATLY WANT TO BE IN SOME HOW RELEVANT TO THE FORUMWARZ CULTURE I SAY I DON’T CARE BUT MY ACTIONS SO CLEARLY INDICATE THAT I DO ALSO SERIOUS bumHURT BUT I’LL TRY TO SAY I’M NOT BECAUSE I NEED YOUR INTERNET RESPECT Raepdog:KLANS! KLANS! I NEED TO MAKE MORE KLANS! I NEED TO MAKE MORE ALTS TO FILL THOSE KLANS! ARE LOLIS IN RIGHT NOW? HERE’S SOME LOLIS! IS BEING A SRS fabulous person IN RIGHT NOW? HERE’S SOME SUGGESTIONS PATCHTHEDARKNUT: HEY GUYS I HAVE MY OWN male reproductive organ IN MY MOUTH WHAT SHOULD I DO? HERE ARE PICS OF ME AND MY male reproductive organ LIP SYNCHING TO UMBRELLA BY RHIANNA OH AND INAFTER great times IN MY MOUTH BECAUSE I ALL READY DID LOL PLEASE LIKE ME You guys are great seriously The Unknown Comic edited this message on 01/03/2009 3:43PM Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001
There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.
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Hongz:comic is just so cool
Shii: Oh dude, yeh. Unknown Comic is p funny.
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| Posted On: 01/03/2009 3:04PM |
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The Unknown Comic Posted: The Unknown Comic Posted:
THEIR*
Oh, the ironing. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 01/03/2009 3:17PM |
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Thanks for making me a better person. Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001
There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.
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Hongz:comic is just so cool
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| Posted On: 01/03/2009 3:27PM |
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favorite gimmick re-re atm Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 01/03/2009 3:40PM |
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this dude is amazing
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| Posted On: 01/03/2009 3:49PM |
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Tesfan Posted: Nicco Posted:
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You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.
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| Posted On: 01/03/2009 3:53PM |
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Tesfan Posted:
Quote for ****ing truth.
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 01/03/2009 3:53PM |
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Tesfan Posted:
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| Posted On: 01/03/2009 9:58PM |
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Hey You! Only joke in your act is you! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 01/03/2009 10:01PM |
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Huh not got anything to say? Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 01/03/2009 10:26PM |
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Raepdog Posted: A heckler huh You want to hear a joke you ****ing fabulous person HUH? I can’t tell you the funniest joke I know because it’s not something spoken. Nothing will ever crack me up more than the fact your mother can keep from vomiting in DISGUST WHENEVER SHE LOOKS UPON THE PATHETIC CREATURE THAT SHE BORE THOUGH IT CAUSED HER EXCRUCIATING PAIN But seriously folks raepdog is a good guy he’s a sport And that sport is soccer Because there is no gayer sport! The Unknown Comic edited this message on 01/03/2009 11:10PM Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001
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| Posted On: 01/03/2009 11:09PM |
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The Unknown Comic Posted: A buddy my kid plays soccar. No but really my kid is in a wheelchair and is funnier than you, take a hint from him and roll off stage! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 01/03/2009 11:14PM |
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[quote]The Unknown Comic Posted:
DISGUST WHENEVER SHE LOOKS UPON THE PATHETIC CREATURE THAT SHE BORE THOUGH IT CAUSED HER EXCRUCIATING PAIN/quote]
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| Posted On: 01/03/2009 11:19PM |
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HELLO I AM RAEPDOG
MAYBE YOU’VE HEARD ABOUT ME I CAN GET AROUND
GET ROUND THE FLOORS OF MENS ROOMS LOOKING FOR THAT male reproductive organ LOL NOT REALLY
I USED TO FIGHT REALLY HARD FOR 7VD
THEN I GOT THE DIABETIS
SINCE THEN I’VE GOTTEN MY MEDICAL TESTING SUPPLIES FROM LIBERTY MEDICAL
I WISH I DIDN’T DEPEND ON THE US MAIL TO BRING ME THE MEDICINE I NEED TO LIVE BUT I AM AN UNLOVED SCHMUCK AND NO ONE IS WILLING TO GO TO THE PHARMACY FOR ME DESPITE THAT FACT IT’S LESS THAN A MILE AWAY
SOMEDAY I KNOW I MUST DIE
I FEAR THAT DAY BECAUSE I HAVE DONE NOTHING WITH MY LIFE
EXCEPT MAKE ****TY ****TY POSTS Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001
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| Posted On: 01/03/2009 11:26PM |
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The Unknown Comic Posted: I hope my ‘DIABETIS’ kills me, I wont have to listen to your ****ty jokes and impressions! I have an impression for you, why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Im everyone’s favorite unfunny comic The Unknown Comic! No but really were friends this is all in good fun TUC is a funny guy.. to look at. But really he is. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 01/03/2009 11:30PM |
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More The Unknown Comic material (taken from IDC):
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| Posted On: 01/03/2009 11:57PM |
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I’m just waiting around for Gene Gene the Dancing Machine |
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| Posted On: 01/04/2009 12:19AM |
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fukken lolLog in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 01/04/2009 12:22AM |
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| Posted On: 01/04/2009 12:23AM |
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Unknown Comic is a good guy. Honestly people. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 01/04/2009 1:26AM |
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