StarkJade [Phantasmagoric Splendor]

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108

Custom Title

Better Living Through Chemicals

Information

Bio:

-luminescent
-logy
-rhythm

i like places that aren't anywhere...

Location:

Upper Canada

Interests:

Things. Stuff sucks.

Occupation:

Logistical nightmare

StarkJade loves the following website(s):

  • goatse.cx
  • (Other) a.k.a my forum is so cool it's not even listed.
Vitals
Class: Emo Kid
Level: 69
Cred: 950000000
Buildr Score: 40
Job Points: 3005

Flamebate Statistics (View all of StarkJade's posts)
Posts made: 386
Threads started: 21

Forumwarz Domination (what's domination?)
This Season's Medals: 46
Total Medals: 108

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StarkJade's Stall
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Joe-dye wrote this on 02/28/2010 8:51PM:

-snuggle-

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Bonzojoe wrote this on 01/28/2010 9:44PM:

I loooooovvveeeee youuuu!!!!!!!!

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gleebot wrote this on 12/07/2009 6:10AM:

StarkJade > the whole of creation

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male reproductive organweedMcGee wrote this on 05/13/2009 11:55PM:

lol We rule.

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Samildanach wrote this on 05/13/2009 9:11PM:

Who bad?

WE bad!

In a good way. Not a bad way.

That is, I am writing to indicate that we make an awesome team. That would be the point. Yes.

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fine upstanding member of society wrote this on 02/05/2009 3:50PM:

fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society

E-Peen™
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"The Miracle"

This player pwned 96 different forums in a row.

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1337

This player topped the Most Forums Pwned Leaderboard.

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A Spoonful of Sugar

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Ain't Nothin' Gonna Break my Stride

This player earned 84 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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Alcohol Kills, Take LSD

This player pwned 68 different forums in a row.

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An Extra Quarter

This player voted for Barack Obama.

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Another 48 Trphs

This player earned 48 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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Around the World, Around the World

This player pwned 80 different forums in a row.

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¡The Three Amigos!

This player was on the winning team in the Ménage à Terror Domination contest.

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Best Player Ever

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Big Day

This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.

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Big Fat Meanie-Head-Face-Pants

This player had an especially mean disposition. Apparently, this Player also wears especially fat face-pants.

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Brown Nose

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Calling God Names

This player pwned 72 different forums in a row.

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Census Worker

This player will fill out tedious forms for little to no pay.

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Centipedophile

This player earned 100 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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Chai

This player earned 18 job points.

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Chai as a Kite

This player earned 1,800 job points.

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Cool Threads, Man

This player successfully contributed the most thread titles to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.

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Creative Inputter

This player topped the INCIT Wins leaderboard.

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Crucifiable

This player earned 32 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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D20

This player pwned 20 different forums in a row.

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Double Ds

This player pwned 44 different forums in a row.

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Dunking Out of Dire Straits

This player earned 76 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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Easy Rider

This player pwned 88 different forums in a row.

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Emancipated Through Perfect Knowledge

This player earned 96 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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Fiend of Forumwarz: Uranium

This player pwned 92 different forums in a row.

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Flaming Black Operative

This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.

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FOAR!

This player earned 4 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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Forumbuildr ALPHA

This player successfully contributed the most to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.

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Fourscore

This player earned 80 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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Freemason

This player topped the Highest Buildr Score leaderboard.

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Future Sentrillion Employee

This player obtained 1,000 IP addresses.

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Geek Species

This player earned 56 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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Grass on the Field

This player pwned 12 different forums in a row.

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Heavenly Raisins

This player earned 72 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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High in Dietary Fiber

This player topped the Hall of Shit Votes leaderboard.

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Hurf Durf!

This player did something really stupid. (E-Peen™ designed by Afterthotz.)

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I Came

The Sisterhood of the Quivering Rose won’t pick on this player ever again. (E-Peen™ designed by Jubbles.)

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I'm Gay!

Not that there’s anything wrong with that!

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If Only It Were Real Money

This player topped the Flezz Leaderboard.

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Internet Attorney's E-Peen

This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!

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Jingjing

This player beat The Great Firewall of China before Episode 2 launched.

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Landlocked

This player earned 44 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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Legal in Luxembourg

This player earned 16 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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Life Begins

This player pwned 40 different forums in a row.

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Luke 10:30

This player was a good Samaritan.

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Master of Inanity

This player successfully contributed the most typical posts to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.

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Medal Winner

This player won a medal in Forumwarz Domination.

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Mexico Calling

This player pwned 52 different forums in a row.

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More Property than Monopoly

This player earned 28 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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My Ass Got Infected, Coach

This player pwned 32 different forums in a row.

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Noose and Razor Fellow

This player joined the Noose and Razor Society.

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Octopussy

This player earned 8 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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One Angry Man

This player earned 12 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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Patience, My Ass!

This user pre-ordered access to Forumwarz Episode 2.

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Pour on the Curb

This player earned 40 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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Pythons Run Wild on You

This player earned 24 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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Ranks & Files

This player pwned 64 different forums in a row.

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Rock Star

This player topped the Most Fans Leaderboard.

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Rows and Rows of the Finest Virtuosos

This player pwned 76 different forums in a row.

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Scarecrow with a Bloody Grin

This player earned 60 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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Series of the Beast

This player earned 36 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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Sex 'n Dirt

This player pwned 84 different forums in a row.

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Sexagenarian

This player pwned 60 different forums in a row.

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Sieg Heil!

This player earned 88 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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Smart Aleck

This player successfully contributed the most angry replies to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.

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Solid Johnson

This player earned 92 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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Spider-Man

This player assembled 25 .moar files.

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Spontaneous Congress

This player earned 64 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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Stop Anthropomorphizing Me!

This player received a LOLcat via Tubmail.

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Super 8

This player pwned 8 different forums in a row.

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Super-Chai

This player earned 180 job points.

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Sweet Sixteen

This player pwned 16 different forums in a row.

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The Boiling Point

This player pwned 100 different forums in a row.

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The Gimp: Season 3

This player came in between 4th-10th in Forumwarz Domination: Season 3

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The Grind

This player has visited over 100 forums.

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The Level Cap

This player got all the way up to Level 69. Hey, snazzy hat.

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The Outpost of Tyranny

This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.

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The Red Tide

This player pwned 28 different forums in a row.

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Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue

This player got a perfect score in the “Trapped in the Cupboard” game.

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Veado

This player pwned 24 different forums in a row.

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Venti Mocha No Foam

This player earned 20 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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Veterans of Forumwarz

This player has been active on Forumwarz for more than one year.

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Welcome to the Working Week

This player earned 52 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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What the Fuck Was That?

This player finished Forumwarz Episode 2.

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White People Love Lawyers

This player pwned 56 different forums in a row.

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With Friends Like These

This player successfully contributed the most enemies to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.

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You Killed Superman!

This player pwned 36 different forums in a row.

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You Say You Want a Revolution?

This player earned 68 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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