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ARMERICA****-
YEAH

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Sulevis Posted:

I can’t even begin to get through Fr4gGingR1teZ’s Text Game quest. After I get the key, how the **** do I open the door? When I type “use key” it tells me it doesn’t know what I’m talking about.


Unlock door Log in to see images!

Enjoy slowly losing your mind.

Sulevis

Avatar: Ashtray
4

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

bumhat Posted:

unlock door


Aargh. Talk about irony. Thanks!

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

Thank you for giving me this experience

Maha Posted:

Is the increase in price to fix equipment linearly proportional to how damaged it is, or does it get more expensive to fix as it gets closer to being broken / once it’s broken?

It’s linear yes. So the cost to fix an item from 0% is the same cost as fixing 50% twice.

Maha

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking

Level 41 Troll

“Hot Sauce in the Dick Hole”

Evil Trout Posted:

Maha Posted:

Is the increase in price to fix equipment linearly proportional to how damaged it is, or does it get more expensive to fix as it gets closer to being broken / once it’s broken?

It’s linear yes. So the cost to fix an item from 0% is the same cost as fixing 50% twice.

A’ight, thanks.

ANALMOFO

Avatar: Sad Face

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

ARMERICA****YEAH Posted:

Sulevis Posted:

I can’t even begin to get through Fr4gGingR1teZ’s Text Game quest. After I get the key, how the **** do I open the door? When I type “use key” it tells me it doesn’t know what I’m talking about.


Unlock door Log in to see images!

Enjoy slowly losing your mind.
I tried that and just get a `do not understand command` response.

ANALMOFO

Avatar: Sad Face

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Can you have 2 multiple piercings (like 2 eye piercings and an bum crack and genital piercing)

I know you can only have one tattoo.

ARMERICA****-
YEAH

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

ANALMOFO Posted:

ARMERICA****YEAH Posted:

Sulevis Posted:

I can’t even begin to get through Fr4gGingR1teZ’s Text Game quest. After I get the key, how the **** do I open the door? When I type “use key” it tells me it doesn’t know what I’m talking about.


Unlock door Log in to see images!

Enjoy slowly losing your mind.
I tried that and just get a `do not understand command` response.


Ah. Do you have the key yet?
If not, you’d better search long and hard until you find it.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Chilean Sea Bastard Posted:

BeavisSaves Posted:

i am disappointed in the lack of a THE GOGGLES THEY DO NOTHING joke and the lack of availability of said DO NOTHING GOGGLES

The first time I clicked the igoggle description I was expecting that tired joke and was pleasantly surprised. But yeah, some junk goggles that are just called “Goggles” with “They do nothing” in the description would be pretty funny.

There have been several moments throughout the creation of Forumwarz where we fought the urge to toss in a Simpsons/Futurama/Family Guy/La Divina Commedia di Dante (hilarious!) reference. For instance, Gamble-Bot 3000 was originally called “Gamblor.”

At one point we realized, even though we could tap into an endless source of almost universally approved comedy, and even though the whole game is built on references to internet geekery anyway, it would be better to try to keep things original and create our own little mythology. We’ll see if we accomplish that or not over time.

That said, “ZE GOGGLES ZEY DO NUSSING” would be a good one! Log in to see images!

ANALMOFO

Avatar: Sad Face

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

ARMERICA****YEAH Posted:

ANALMOFO Posted:

ARMERICA****YEAH Posted:

Sulevis Posted:

I can’t even begin to get through Fr4gGingR1teZ’s Text Game quest. After I get the key, how the **** do I open the door? When I type “use key” it tells me it doesn’t know what I’m talking about.


Unlock door Log in to see images!

Enjoy slowly losing your mind.
I tried that and just get a `do not understand command` response.


Ah. Do you have the key yet?
If not, you’d better search long and hard until you find it.
No, I have the key. I got it out using the dildo.

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

Thank you for giving me this experience

ANALMOFO Posted:

No, I have the key. I got it out using the dildo.


Really, unlock door is all you have to type, or even use key.
Evil Trout edited this message on 11/19/2007 9:19AM

ANALMOFO

Avatar: Sad Face

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Evil Trout Posted:

ANALMOFO Posted:

No, I have the key. I got it out using the dildo.


Really, unlock door is all you have to type, or even use key.
OK I’ve included a screenshot of what’s happening.

http://dundee.frenemiesforever.com/cupboard.jpg

I’ve tried walking/moving/going over to the door but I just keep getting the “Sorry, I don’t understand that command.” message.

Cyst

Avatar: Cyst's Avatar
2

[Team AWESOME]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

I think the room your in already has an open door, just type east.

ANALMOFO

Avatar: Sad Face

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Cyst Posted:

I think the room your in already has an open door, just type east.

Ok that’s how you do it. I kept typing “go east”, “move east”, “walk east”, etc.

Sabre_Justice

Avatar: Turtle Head

[the abyss]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I noticed you can buy custom avatars. Do they work in-game, or just for the forums?

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

Thank you for giving me this experience

Sabre_Justice Posted:

I noticed you can buy custom avatars. Do they work in-game, or just for the forums?

They show up everywhere.

FancyUterus

Avatar: harblgar

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Can I equip more then one piercing?

InsertCoins

Avatar: InsertCoins's Avatar

[Team AWESOME]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Evil Trout Posted:

Sabre_Justice Posted:

I noticed you can buy custom avatars. Do they work in-game, or just for the forums?

They show up everywhere.

They’re awesome (Log in to see images!

Ryouga Inver-
se

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
2

[Team AWESOME]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

FancyUterus Posted:

Can I equip more then one piercing?

You can’t equip any of them.

Emo kids can, but only one. Which is kind of silly.

FancyUterus

Avatar: harblgar

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I wanted to play an emo and get 2 eyeball piercings. Log in to see images!

ravenblooDDa-
rkdreams

Avatar: ravenblooDDarkdreams's Avatar
1

[Team AWESOME]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Yeah, I fully understand why it’s done for game mechanics reasons, but it’s a little odd that emos can only have one tattoo and one piercing.

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