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NSFW: POETRY FOR mammary glands: CONTEST FOR 555+ BP!!!
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Posting in a CoS thread. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 08/13/2010 5:33PM |
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I wrote a short, funny poem, It is worthy of being etched in chrome. |
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| Posted On: 08/14/2010 2:05PM |
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I HATE YOUR GUTS Posted:
I’m going to go out on a limb and take the terrible risk of publicly feeding a troll here, because I kind of like some of these poems! Log in to see images! YiffInHell2 edited this message on 08/14/2010 10:49PM |
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| Posted On: 08/14/2010 7:41PM |
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uh actually those all belong to him. He wrote them because I wanted him to recite them over a goofy sounding beat |
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| Posted On: 08/14/2010 10:43PM |
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yeah, i dunno how you’d like me to prove it? how about this – i didn’t post todays yet so i’ll post it here first. then on the blog, which will auto-feed to twitter. you can compare time stamps Log in to see images!
my giant male reproductive organ’s length exceeds the depth of pussies i can’t go balls deep
(this is a true story Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 08/14/2010 10:56PM |
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And posted: http://vulgarhaiku.blogspot.com/2010/08/81410.html
And auto-tweeted: http://twitter.com/vulgarhaiku |
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| Posted On: 08/14/2010 10:58PM |
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I HATE YOUR GUTS Posted:
I’ll count it. Some of those are pretty good! Log in to see images! Some of my favorites from the list:
6/29/10: i ****ed your mother / she’s not hot or anything / ‘twas just to spite you 6/24/10: a vuvuzela / inside a queefing woman's genitals / makes a lovely sound 6/18/10: your famous bum / gaped for all the internet / goatse dot cx 6/17/10: i love fresh produce / bananas and cugreat timesbers / organic dildos YiffInHell2 edited this message on 08/15/2010 12:02AM |
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| Posted On: 08/14/2010 11:46PM |
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Johnald The Robot Posted:
If this doesn’t win this should be sent to CoS that’s the only thing worth of writing on mammary glands |
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| Posted On: 08/15/2010 2:00PM |
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HULK DOES NOT WANT CASH, HULK WANTS TO SMASH! HULK DOES NOT LIKE THE CLASH, HULK LIKES TO SMASH! HULK CANNOT GET A RASH, HULK CAN ONLY SMASH! HULK DOES NOT WANT TO MAKE SPLASH, HULK WANTS TO SMASH!!!!!!! |
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| Posted On: 08/15/2010 5:16PM |
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ima make a fart inside a dogs bumhole and make you smell the fart |
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| Posted On: 08/16/2010 12:07AM |
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There once was a handsome banana who hailed from the isle of havana he had such apeel that the girlies all squealed the OP of this contest has aspergers |
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| Posted On: 08/16/2010 12:34AM |
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that last limerick failed to rhyme the last line the point was still made |
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| Posted On: 08/16/2010 12:34AM |
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when in doubt throw it out |
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| Posted On: 08/16/2010 12:35AM |
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posting like crazy gonan post the night awayyy never stop posting |
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| Posted On: 08/16/2010 12:36AM |
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Sometimes I go out And pick up some hitchhikers. They taste delicious. |
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| Posted On: 08/16/2010 3:38AM |
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ravaging the countryside waiting for full moon to arrive nothing happens, what a shame killing sheep like this is p lame |
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| Posted On: 08/16/2010 5:04AM |
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These mammary glands make me laugh; are those nipples or are they pimples? |
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| Posted On: 08/16/2010 5:08AM |
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I used to play RPGs then I suddenly grew 2 of these Now I have mammary glands but my life is still **** Cause everyone wants a nice squeeze ———— Why don’t I look like my dad? When I asked her, my mom got real mad Now I am out on the porch and I spy long blue shorts I look up and the mailman seems sad ———— mammary glands are Not safe for work? Made this rule? you’re a goat blowing jerk! So just sit at my desk… All work, and no chests? I just wish my boss Jill wore less shirts.
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| Posted On: 08/16/2010 5:50AM |
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Johnald The Robot Posted: Fran Posted:
A million times this. |
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| Posted On: 08/16/2010 6:17AM |
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male reproductive organFACEPANTS
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POEM 2:
OP IS A fabulous person |
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| Posted On: 08/16/2010 11:40AM |
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