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NSFW: POETRY FOR mammary glands: CONTEST FOR 555+ BP!!! | |||||||
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Couplets and quatrains? Why can’t we write limericks? You are an bumhole. |
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Posted On: 08/13/2010 12:38PM | View Joseph of Suburb...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Life is difficult Whine about it on Facebook Status: Zero “Likes” |
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Posted On: 08/13/2010 12:40PM | View Joseph of Suburb...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Attempt suicide Realize you’re a woman's genitals Put down the fake gun |
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Posted On: 08/13/2010 12:41PM | View Joseph of Suburb...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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YiffInHell2 Posted:
This is in contests You think rules are enforced here? Man, you’re ****ing dumb |
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Posted On: 08/13/2010 12:44PM | View Joseph of Suburb...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Maybe I should stop And go outside or something Ha ha ha. Yeah Right. |
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Posted On: 08/13/2010 12:45PM | View Joseph of Suburb...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Man, I love contests Remember when I made some? ...then you all laughed at me… |
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Posted On: 08/13/2010 12:46PM | View Joseph of Suburb...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Loving family Sitting together, laughing “Fire.” The hitman said |
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Posted On: 08/13/2010 12:50PM | View Joseph of Suburb...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Sometimes I freestyle I was a Badbum M.C. Till I found I’m white |
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Posted On: 08/13/2010 12:53PM | View Joseph of Suburb...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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If I post my mammary glands And don’t receive Brownie Points Ban for sexism |
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Posted On: 08/13/2010 1:02PM | View Joseph of Suburb...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Check my syllables Find out one of them is wrong? **** about it then. |
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Posted On: 08/13/2010 1:07PM | View Joseph of Suburb...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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First – Five Syllables Second – Seven Syllables Third – Go kill yourself |
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Posted On: 08/13/2010 1:10PM | View Joseph of Suburb...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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there once was a vampire named mabel who’s periods were very unstable by the light of the moon she whipped out a spoon and drank herself under the table
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there once was a poster from suburbia but moar like joseph of disturbia his contests were ****ty he wasn’t too witty also nobody likes celerystevia
care o meter gone officially megazeroexe edited this message on 08/13/2010 1:49PM |
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Posted On: 08/13/2010 1:49PM | View megazeroexe's Profile | # | ||||||
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For everyone’s peace of mind, JB is hanging on to the BPs for the duration of the contest. Let your minds be at ease, OP is guaranteed to deliver. Log in to see images! YiffInHell2 edited this message on 08/13/2010 3:16PM |
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Posted On: 08/13/2010 1:54PM | View YiffInHell2's Profile | # | ||||||
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Log in to see images!
i felt this was relevant |
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Posted On: 08/13/2010 2:03PM | View megazeroexe's Profile | # | ||||||
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Fran Posted:
Lame excuse for mammary glands? Awww, c’mon! I don’t need an excuse for mammary glands! I’m married and see the real ones every day. But, as an old /b/tard (and a veteran of some of the first chan raids) I’m a fan of mammary glands. It goes without saying, and mammary glands with hilarious **** written on them are even better. |
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Posted On: 08/13/2010 2:03PM | View YiffInHell2's Profile | # | ||||||
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megazeroexe Posted:
I LOL’d. (That one is already in my /b/ folder.) |
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Posted On: 08/13/2010 2:04PM | View YiffInHell2's Profile | # | ||||||
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I play ForumWarz. I enjoy repetition. And masturbating. Joseph of Suburbia edited this message on 08/13/2010 2:08PM |
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Posted On: 08/13/2010 2:04PM | View Joseph of Suburb...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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There once was a man on the ‘net They’ll love my new contest, he bet. But, YiffinHell2 Can’t make contests worth poo, So he gave us this crap, brown and wet. |
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Posted On: 08/13/2010 2:13PM | View Joseph of Suburb...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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GENTLEMEN: When we reach the second part of this contest, I would encourage you to focus more on the “write the poem somewhere funny and outrageous” part of the contest. Do a good job, and you can still win. Ladies that aren’t in the mood for exhibitionism should feel free to do the same, although I do think that my pic collection is in dire need of mammary glands with disturbing poetry written on them. |
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Posted On: 08/13/2010 2:20PM | View YiffInHell2's Profile | # | ||||||
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you can find all of my entries for this **** at
http://twitter.com/vulgarhaiku and/or http://vulgarhaiku.blogspot.com
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Posted On: 08/13/2010 3:55PM | View aSh-gangSTA-685's Profile | # | ||||||