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Shock JB Presents a Contest for 100 BP: Transgressive Nanofiction!

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Hey there, Forumwarriorz!

It’s been a while since I held a contest, huh? Well, this one’s pretty simple and it gives you the chance to express yourself — in the most nauseating and offensive manner possible!

Simply post your most transgressive nanofiction here.

Transgressive: “Of or relating to a genre of fiction, filmmaking, or art characterized by graphic depictions of behavior that violates socially acceptable norms, often involving violence, drug use, and sexual deviancy.”

Nanofiction: Extremely short stories (or fragments of stories). In this case, 25 words or less. Yup, practically Twitter length.

Essentially, I’m only looking for statements or imagery; they don’t have to have real story arcs. Just dump your nasty, bizarre or outlandish ideas here. Preferably they’ll be funny, original and interesting, not just gross — as the best transgressive fiction tends to be.

Full disclosure: I plan to adapt some of these ideas for a mini-project of my own, but nothing that will be published in Forumwarz or elsewhere. Your writing will remain your own.

You may submit as many entries as you like. One entry per post, please. The contest ends this Saturday, July 31st, at 11:59 p.m.

The winner (which will either be determined by me or a panel, depending on how many entries there are) receives 50 BP. Second place receives 30 BP and third place gets 20 BP. Sorry, no E-Peen for this contest.

Good luck! Log in to see images!

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Sorry, no E-Peen for this contest.

No E-Peen; No interest. Log in to see images!

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Full disclosure: I plan to adapt some of these ideas for a mini-project of my own, but nothing that will be published in Forumwarz or elsewhere.

Excuse me?

Bashy

Avatar: 97127 Tue Jan 06 09:47:16 -0500 2009
37

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

platypus.

Wiping a tear, she gently took his hand and placed it between her legs.

“Michael,” she said. “I love you. Always know Mommy loves you.”

Bashy

Avatar: 97127 Tue Jan 06 09:47:16 -0500 2009
37

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

platypus.

IN CASE THAT IS NOT GRAPHIC ENOUGH:

Wiping a tear, she took his hand and gently guided his finger inside her.

“Michael,” she said. “I love you. Always know Mommy loves you.”

AND IN CASE THAT ISN’T BAD ENOUGH:

Wiping a tear, JB grabbed ET by his sparse, ginger hair and thrust deeply.

“Trouty,” he said. “I love you. Always know Mommy loves you.”

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

She furiously discharged her carbohydrate-hardened, intestine-tempered faeces into her partner’s bum, who reciprocated gently. The exchange bore a striking similitude to mutual masturbation.

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

A man begged an ogre to cure his daughter. The ogre mutely wiped the man between the folds of his crotch, then sent him away.

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

“I love the taste of humans. Particularly specimens who bathe. But that last one I ate? His bum tasted like ****.”

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

Why can’t I remember anything that hapened when I was really small? “You can’t form memories early in life”, dad explained, “that, or the heroin.”

King Krimson

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11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

For sale: baby parts, never used.

King Krimson edited this message on 07/23/2010 6:20AM

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Transgressive: “Of or relating to a genre of fiction, filmmaking, or art characterized by graphic depictions of behavior that violates socially acceptable norms, often involving violence, drug use, and sexual deviancy.”

I played forumwarz today

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

“We are… The Aristocrats”

AIDS woman's genitals

Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
25

Level 69 Troll

show me your zucchini and I'll show you my cugreat timesber :zak:

Went for a walk,found a dog,sucked it off.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Adapt Posted:

Excuse me?

I will explain when it’s over, but I don’t want you to be unduly influenced. Anyway, it’s legit. I just need some inspiration and you’re the right people for it.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

King Krimson Posted:

For sale: baby parts, never used.

Sounds oddly familiar

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

I will explain when it’s over, but I don’t want you to be unduly influenced. Anyway, it’s legit. I just need some inspiration and you’re the right people for it.

Adapt Posted:

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Full disclosure: I plan to adapt some of these ideas for a mini-project of my own, but nothing that will be published in Forumwarz or elsewhere.

Excuse me?

Further, you plan to what those ideas? I consider my first post an entry; an entry in the category of sexual depravity.

AIDS woman's genitals

Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
25

Level 69 Troll

show me your zucchini and I'll show you my cugreat timesber :zak:

Woke up this morning what a beautiful day,had a wank,jizzed on my cornflakes then hit my male reproductive organ with a hammer.

plk

Avatar: 9972 2010-01-24 16:28:42 -0500
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Jerry groaned with satisfaction after ejaculating into Samantha’s bum. She was 17, but already a grandmother. Cats grow up so fast.

Drakodan

Avatar: 57623 2010-05-29 20:03:09 -0400
13

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Surfing the Tubes

And yea, I bequeath to you all my most handy life tip: Regularly feed your dog condoms so as to achieve pre-bagged turds.

Bashy

Avatar: 97127 Tue Jan 06 09:47:16 -0500 2009
37

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

platypus.

King Krimson Posted:

For sale: baby parts, never used.

Near-plagiarism, I like it!

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