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Shock JB Presents a Contest for 100 BP: Transgressive Nanofiction!

Jubbles

Avatar: 24099 2011-10-31 20:24:56 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

I went almost four years without a custom title and all I got was this custom title. Also, male reproductive organs.

Faced with overwhelming adversity, the general decided to withdraw. “Should have brought lube,” he groused. “Or at least tried ****ing a bigger tank.”

Jubbles

Avatar: 24099 2011-10-31 20:24:56 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

I went almost four years without a custom title and all I got was this custom title. Also, male reproductive organs.

Staring lustily at the stranger chained to the wall, Franklin casually removed her skin before penetrating her.

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

Today I posted in the Anon forums

Jubbles

Avatar: 24099 2011-10-31 20:24:56 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

I went almost four years without a custom title and all I got was this custom title. Also, male reproductive organs.

Laying him down for his nap, she gently kissed her infant son’s forehead. Wait, no. Foreskin.

Jubbles edited this message on 07/23/2010 1:29PM

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

This was the day. Today, he would NOT make fun of WeChall.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

So what if she didn’t know him? He rubbed her bulging belly anyway, cooing to the life growing within.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

The teenager knew her life could be so much better, but try as she might to fit in, she really, really — REALLY — hated Twilight.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Dammit, it was HIS best friend’s mother’s funeral. If he wanted to sing Kool & The Gang’s “Celebration” at it, that was his prerogative.

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

Bingebot was alive and eating a salad

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

Evil Trout told Jalapeno Bootyhole about his decision to become straight. Needless to say, JB was found in his lovers dead bum.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

“Hi, my name is Mike Drach.”

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

The doors opened, and he stepped into the packed elevator.

He did NOT turn around.

plk

Avatar: 9972 2010-01-24 16:28:42 -0500
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

I don’t normally like to criticize, but wow, her baby is such a ****.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

He walked up to her in the bar. “Hey baby,” he said, before he dumped his chicken wings down her pants.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

“My name is quangntenemy, and today I made a good post on ForumWarz.”

plk

Avatar: 9972 2010-01-24 16:28:42 -0500
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Through the screams, Dave suddenly realized there was more than one way to interpret, “would you like to eat my woman's genitals?”

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

The high school coach ensured that his school’s colors, black and blue, were well-represented on his players.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

The father enjoyed his 8 year old sons company. He had taught him the family trade, and he was enjoying every minute of it.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

CrinkzPipe Posted:

The father enjoyed his 8 year old sons company. He had taught him the family trade, and he was enjoying every minute of it.

(the family trade was sucking male reproductive organ)

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

“I thought everyone uses them.” He handed her a towel.

“Just your wife,” she wiped her crotch, smiling. “Get three drops rather than two next time.”

Then he opened the closet and kissed her dresses – slowly, one by one – but that didn’t help as well.

“Headache?”

He closed his eyes affirmatively, rubbing his temple.

“Would it help if I’ll kiss you?”

He stared at her, shocked. She sighed, exiting the elevator.

Sometimes, when it’s getting unbearably boring to just eat, I go out to some restaurant with this and that cuisine.

“Do you love me?”

“Sorry.”

“It’s ok. Don’t be upset, take it easy,” she said, adjusting some irrelevant tube in his ICU.

Much later, in Heaven they had a chance to discuss, if there was any sense in what they’ve done. Turned out, there was none.

P.S. Sorry for possible grammar mistakes.

Inconnu edited this message on 07/23/2010 6:17PM
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