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Shock JB Presents a Contest for 100 BP: Transgressive Nanofiction!

plk

Avatar: 9972 2010-01-24 16:28:42 -0500
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Kids with Down’s freak me out. I feed them poison candy.

plk

Avatar: 9972 2010-01-24 16:28:42 -0500
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Posting this one on behalf of Chawin, who is probably banned again I guess:

Chawin Posted:

She asked the doctor, “Why do you hate babies so much?” He turned, sadness in his eyes, “I love the smell of featus in the morning.”

-rocky-sadly-

Avatar: -rocky-sadly-'s Avatar
25

[Brainfreeze]

Level 54 Emo Kid

“Emo Philips”

I miss you, mom. I miss you tucking me in at night. I miss playing with you everyday. I miss the feel of your tombstone.

AIDS woman's genitals

Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
25

Level 69 Troll

show me your zucchini and I'll show you my cugreat timesber :zak:

Get a job looking after the mentally very special.**** like a rabbit and claim expenses.

this post is a plagiarism of another post

-rocky-sadly-

Avatar: -rocky-sadly-'s Avatar
25

[Brainfreeze]

Level 54 Emo Kid

“Emo Philips”

My last testament. A thousand feet. A busy street.

A storm of rockets.

I am a god.

King Krimson

Avatar: King Krimson's Avatar
11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

Adapt Posted:

Sounds oddly familiar

Bashy Posted:

Near-plagiarism, I like it!

That was the general idea, yes.

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

I met 2 of my fwz friends yesterday. They were Log in to see images!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

It was only after she defecated in front of the god that she realized it was Jesus, not Baal.

PRO INTERNET-
LAWYER

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re

[WeChall]

Level 14 Re-Re

Log in to see images!

Teh Cezar

Avatar: 139026 2011-07-31 00:02:35 -0400
9

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Painted on his male reproductive organ was his sin, but etched in his brain was his disease. Euphoric, he pulled it out of the corpse.

Teh Cezar

Avatar: 139026 2011-07-31 00:02:35 -0400
9

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

This is your life, and that was your hamster. Now please, go wash your dong.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

He’d couldn’t decide between condoms, crack, or guns. But the principal of Pleasant Valley Elementary had to decide soon — Christmas was almost here.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

The poo party pool party resulted in blood.

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
51

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

Oh so its the Aristocrats abridged. I’m game.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Yes, he’s very special, not ‘mentally challenged’. Fire-retardant too it seems.

Jonny’s sister couldn’t run very fast, but she sure sucked a male reproductive organ at lightning speed. The trick, said Jonny, keep her inhaler until she’s done.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Dog McTails

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

As he entered the church, he left his hat on.

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woman's genitals

male reproductive organsucker

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and mammary glands

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