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JB Presents a Contest for 100 BP: Transgressive Nanofiction!
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Doc’s old tyme baby oil—now certified free range! |
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| Posted On: 07/23/2010 5:22PM |
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Using a complex system of pulleys and wires, I have animated Michael Jackson’s corpse. Now he can Moonwalk forever. *sniff* |
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| Posted On: 07/23/2010 6:15PM |
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Your uncle escaped from prison. More than likely, he has already exhumed and made sweet love to your grandmother. Jubbles edited this message on 07/23/2010 6:19PM |
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| Posted On: 07/23/2010 6:18PM |
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After having their stash in the Capitol building discovered, the senators agreed to lift the ban on child pornography. |
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| Posted On: 07/23/2010 6:23PM |
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I just got hard looking at pics of Madonna (recent pictures) |
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| Posted On: 07/23/2010 6:26PM |
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AIDS woman's genitals
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My balls can’t touch his if I cut them off first; but then again, does gender matter when ****ing a corpse… |
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| Posted On: 07/23/2010 7:49PM |
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It tasted better coming up than it did going down. Must have been breakfast mixing in with the feces. |
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| Posted On: 07/23/2010 7:51PM |
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If there is no victim then there is no crime, nobody notices when a runaway goes missing. Dunatis edited this message on 07/23/2010 7:55PM |
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| Posted On: 07/23/2010 7:54PM |
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Acupuncture really feels good. Of course, I changed it up a bit. I can push knives into everyone else’s bodies ALL DAY. |
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| Posted On: 07/24/2010 4:37AM |
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You,me and a 9yr old girl. It’s a loveology.
I plagiarized that btw |
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| Posted On: 07/24/2010 5:37AM |
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He came, then pulled out. “Good boy,” he whispered, “good dog”. He picked up the severed head. “Almost as good as the kid walking you”.
Edited for Adapt. man-man edited this message on 07/24/2010 6:13PM |
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| Posted On: 07/24/2010 7:15AM |
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i made this thread end in failure The nerd o powa edited this message on 07/24/2010 10:52AM |
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| Posted On: 07/24/2010 10:51AM |
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man-man Posted:hm that is more than 25 words |
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| Posted On: 07/24/2010 12:36PM |
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Adapt Posted:
I was too busy writing my literary masterpiece to read anything, like that requirement in the rules. Probably skimmed over the top, thought it was just a loose “about 25 words” suggestion, applied my normal multiplier, and posted something twice as long as it needed to be.
Jeez, fine, I’ll remove words until there are only 25 of them left. Will that make you happy? I bet it won’t, and then everyone will be unhappy and it’ll be your fault. Or possibly my fault. I don’t know any more. man-man edited this message on 07/24/2010 7:06PM |
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| Posted On: 07/24/2010 6:10PM |
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She had sharted. And everyone else in the pool knew it. |
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| Posted On: 07/24/2010 6:31PM |
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The operating table was cold, or was it her. She should have voted Spain, not Brazil. |
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| Posted On: 07/24/2010 6:35PM |
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He looked on at his computer, staring intently, then reached out and caressed the screen gently as he muttered the phrase “Mai waifu.” |
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| Posted On: 07/24/2010 8:34PM |
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man-man Posted:
Dude I was just saying, it didn’t matter to me how long it was but i thought i would tell you. |
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| Posted On: 07/24/2010 9:06PM |
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He had not posted to her satisfaction, Adapt quickly made him cry. |
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| Posted On: 07/24/2010 10:07PM |
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He posted those naked humiliating pictures of himself at his weakest moments, not because he is masochistic or exhibitionistic — he just wants those damn BPs Log in to see images! Kittysan edited this message on 07/25/2010 12:18AM |
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| Posted On: 07/25/2010 12:15AM |
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