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Shock JB Presents a Contest for 100 BP: Transgressive Nanofiction!

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

Doc’s old tyme baby oil—now certified free range!

Jubbles

Avatar: 24099 2011-10-31 20:24:56 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

I went almost four years without a custom title and all I got was this custom title. Also, male reproductive organs.

Using a complex system of pulleys and wires, I have animated Michael Jackson’s corpse. Now he can Moonwalk forever. *sniff*

Jubbles

Avatar: 24099 2011-10-31 20:24:56 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

I went almost four years without a custom title and all I got was this custom title. Also, male reproductive organs.

Your uncle escaped from prison. More than likely, he has already exhumed and made sweet love to your grandmother.

Jubbles edited this message on 07/23/2010 6:19PM

Jubbles

Avatar: 24099 2011-10-31 20:24:56 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

I went almost four years without a custom title and all I got was this custom title. Also, male reproductive organs.

After having their stash in the Capitol building discovered, the senators agreed to lift the ban on child pornography.

AIDS woman's genitals

Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
25

Level 69 Troll

show me your zucchini and I'll show you my cugreat timesber :zak:

I just got hard looking at pics of Madonna (recent pictures)

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

My balls can’t touch his if I cut them off first; but then again, does gender matter when ****ing a corpse…

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

It tasted better coming up than it did going down. Must have been breakfast mixing in with the feces.

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

If there is no victim then there is no crime, nobody notices when a runaway goes missing.

Dunatis edited this message on 07/23/2010 7:55PM

Blitzkrieg

Avatar: Blitzkrieg's Avatar
3

[Island of Avalon]

Level 44 Camwhore

“DVDA Diva”

Acupuncture really feels good. Of course, I changed it up a bit. I can push knives into everyone else’s bodies ALL DAY.

AIDS woman's genitals

Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
25

Level 69 Troll

show me your zucchini and I'll show you my cugreat timesber :zak:

You,me and a 9yr old girl. It’s a loveology.

I plagiarized that btw

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

He came, then pulled out. “Good boy,” he whispered, “good dog”. He picked up the severed head. “Almost as good as the kid walking you”.

Edited for Adapt.

man-man edited this message on 07/24/2010 6:13PM

i made this thread end in failure

The nerd o powa edited this message on 07/24/2010 10:52AM

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

man-man Posted:

He shuddered as he came, then pulled out. “Good boy,” he whispered, patting the side of the black lab, “good dog”. He picked up the severed head and started to drag the body towards the hole he’d dug earlier. He paused for a moment, “Almost as good as that kid that was walking you”.

hm that is more than 25 words

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

Adapt Posted:

hm that is more than 25 words

I was too busy writing my literary masterpiece to read anything, like that requirement in the rules. Probably skimmed over the top, thought it was just a loose “about 25 words” suggestion, applied my normal multiplier, and posted something twice as long as it needed to be.

Jeez, fine, I’ll remove words until there are only 25 of them left. Will that make you happy? I bet it won’t, and then everyone will be unhappy and it’ll be your fault. Or possibly my fault. I don’t know any more.

man-man edited this message on 07/24/2010 7:06PM

She had sharted. And everyone else in the pool knew it.

The operating table was cold, or was it her. She should have voted Spain, not Brazil.

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2011-07-31 00:23:14 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

He looked on at his computer, staring intently, then reached out and caressed the screen gently as he muttered the phrase “Mai waifu.”

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

man-man Posted:

I was too busy writing my literary masterpiece to read anything, like that requirement in the rules. Probably skimmed over the top, thought it was just a loose “about 25 words” suggestion, applied my normal multiplier, and posted something twice as long as it needed to be.

Jeez, fine, I’ll remove words until there are only 25 of them left. Will that make you happy? I bet it won’t, and then everyone will be unhappy and it’ll be your fault. Or possibly my fault. I don’t know any more.

Dude I was just saying, it didn’t matter to me how long it was but i thought i would tell you.

He had not posted to her satisfaction, Adapt quickly made him cry.

Kittysan

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re
82

Level 40 Re-Re

I'm a fabulous person who goes back on Dom ties

He posted those naked humiliating pictures of himself at his weakest moments, not because he is masochistic or exhibitionistic — he just wants those damn BPs Log in to see images! Kittysan edited this message on 07/25/2010 12:18AM

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