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Post your favourite Chuck Norris fact to go into the running to win 7BP.
One entry per character, contest closes in 72 hours (three days) from this post.
Winner will be decided by post number drawn by a random number generator.
Good luck! |
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Posted On: 10/20/2008 12:15AM | View phantom_glee's Profile | # | ||||||
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Chuck Norris is so manly that even a gay bum contest idea like this would **** him. |
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Posted On: 10/20/2008 12:19AM | View 7VibratingLangst...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Chuck Norris facts are gay, and haven’t been funny for at least 3 years. **** off and die.
Also:
Chuck Norris once told Chuck Norris a Chuck Norris joke. But Chuck Norris didn’t laugh. Because Chuck Norris jokes aren’t funny. |
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Posted On: 10/20/2008 12:20AM | View Endedrural's Profile | # | ||||||
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. |
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Posted On: 10/20/2008 12:24AM | View quangntenemy's Profile | # | ||||||
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Chuck Norris is so unfunny that even the 12-year-olds are like ‘dayumn, that’s not funny’ |
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Posted On: 10/20/2008 12:27AM | View Wangerbanger's Profile | # | ||||||
If you have 5 dollars and chuck norris has 5 dollars, he still has more money than you |
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Posted On: 10/20/2008 12:30AM | View ch0602's Profile | # | ||||||
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chuck norris sucks |
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Posted On: 10/20/2008 12:31AM | View Phlegmatic's Profile | # | ||||||
Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting…. CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING. |
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Posted On: 10/20/2008 1:07AM | View EXTER's Profile | # | ||||||
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Chuck Norris is better than you. Fact. |
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Posted On: 10/20/2008 1:09AM | View The Suspender's Profile | # | ||||||
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“Chuck Norris was once having sex with a tractor trailer, when some of his sperm got into the cab. Nine months later, the tractor trailer gave birth to Optimus Prime. ”
YAY TRANSFORMERS! |
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Posted On: 10/20/2008 1:14AM | View AllisonInvisible...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Chuck Norris doesn’t have a chin, under his beard is another fist. |
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Posted On: 10/20/2008 1:16AM | View Wylin's Profile | # | ||||||
Chuck Norris supports McCain and Palin. (lol) |
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Posted On: 10/20/2008 1:19AM | View Irascible's Profile | # | ||||||
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the first thing chuck norris did was punch a goat in the face bumhole was eating the hay from his manger you see |
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Posted On: 10/20/2008 1:20AM | View Veer's Profile | # | ||||||
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The tears of Chuck Norris cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. |
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Posted On: 10/20/2008 1:22AM | View ZXZ's Profile | # | ||||||
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is. |
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Posted On: 10/20/2008 1:27AM | View Morge's Profile | # | ||||||
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Addtional way to win:
My favourite fact posted in this thread during the contest wins 5BP. (In an attempt to get more quality facts without bringing up toxx clause) |
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Posted On: 10/20/2008 1:29AM | View phantom_glee's Profile | # | ||||||
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Fact, Evil Trout is a fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person, and will never give us EP3. |
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Posted On: 10/20/2008 1:30AM | View SIG-ENABLING-MOC...'s Profile | # | ||||||
Mr. T once beat Chuck Norris at poker. In revenge, Chuck invented racism.
God I feel dirty for posting that. |
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Posted On: 10/20/2008 1:33AM | View Nix Bood's Profile | # | ||||||
When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. |
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Posted On: 10/20/2008 1:35AM | View Zeeky's Profile | # | ||||||
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Chuck Norris is into “family values” lol |
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Posted On: 10/20/2008 1:41AM | View Anansi's Profile | # | ||||||