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Chuck Norris once built a time machine and went back to stop the JFK bumbumination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris caught all three bullets with his beard. JFK’s head exploded from sheer amazement. |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 1:43AM |
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I don’t have a favorite Chuck Norris fact. |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 2:05AM |
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Chuck Norris invented the universe |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 2:38AM |
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Chuck Norris drives an ice-cream….......... coverd in human skulls |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 2:54AM |
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Chuck Norris won the 2003 World Poker Tournament with only an 8, a joker, Pikachu and a red Draw Four. |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 2:57AM |
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 3:49AM |
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chuck norris isnt afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of chuck norris |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 3:58AM |
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Chuck Norris once had a staring contest with the sun.. and won. |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 3:58AM |
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 4:03AM |
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Just found this one, kinda amused me:
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 4:04AM |
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Some kids **** their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can **** his name into concrete. |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 4:26AM |
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Lol alt.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn’t take **** from anybody.
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 4:40AM |
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Ok, this one is awesome:
When God said, “Let there be light”, Chuck Norris said, “say please.” Pinacho edited this message on 10/20/2008 6:31AM |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 5:01AM |
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CHUCK NORRIS CAN SNEEZE WITH HIS EYES OPEN! |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 5:47AM |
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Laughing Skull Virus Posted:
A challenger appears. |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 5:51AM |
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Chuck Norris can lick his elbow, his chin, and his male reproductive organ, all at the same time. |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 5:51AM |
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Pinacho Posted:
When Chuck Norris heard this, he said that there was no evolution, God created everything. But because he believes that with God he can do anything, he does do everything anyway. Including this. |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 6:08AM |
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The Holocaust was the unfortunate result of poor communication. Hitler was told by Chuck Norris to “Get rid of the blues”.
j/k chuck norris jokes are ****ing very special
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 6:23AM |
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Chuck Norris invented penguins. |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 6:27AM |
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer -XI- edited this message on 10/20/2008 6:44AM |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 6:43AM |
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