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98% of all women on earth lost their virginity to Chuck Norris…
...the other 2% are fat or ugly. |
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| Posted On: 10/22/2008 2:37PM |
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Chuck Norris processes binary faster than computers do. |
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| Posted On: 10/22/2008 2:39PM |
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Chuck Norris can change most random distributions. With his fists. |
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| Posted On: 10/22/2008 2:42PM |
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Chuck Norris doesn’t watch TV. He glares at the TV guide until it tells him what happens. |
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| Posted On: 10/22/2008 5:22PM |
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i have some really funny ones
chuck norris sucks male reproductive organ for cab fare and then walks home!!
chuck norris’ semen cures cancer. Too bad he has AIDS!lol
chuck norris does not sleep. he pbumes out after two wine coolers. @zing!
the chief import of chuck norris is male reproductive organ. ho snap! |
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| Posted On: 10/22/2008 5:34PM |
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Chuck Norris ****ed your mother! |
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| Posted On: 10/22/2008 6:41PM |
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. |
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| Posted On: 10/22/2008 6:53PM |
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Chuck Norris would tap that. |
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| Posted On: 10/22/2008 10:28PM |
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Chuck Norris once divided by 0. 5 out of 0 times. |
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| Posted On: 10/22/2008 10:32PM |
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WHEN CHUCK NORRIS LOOKED UPON THE JOKES IN THIS THREAD, HE IMMEDIATELY bumUMED THE FETAL POSITION AND CRIED HIMSELF TO SLEEP. HE AWOKE SEVERAL HOURS LATER TO FIND HIMSELF BEING RAPED IN THE bum BY A MAN DRESSED LIKE A JAPANESE SCHOOLGIRL. |
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| Posted On: 10/22/2008 10:46PM |
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Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. |
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| Posted On: 10/22/2008 11:45PM |
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Chuck Norris can believe it’s not bumer. |
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| Posted On: 10/23/2008 12:03AM |
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Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris swam through land |
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| Posted On: 10/23/2008 12:05AM |
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kills you.
Chuck Norris walks during the Running of the Bulls.
Chuck Norris ate Bill Cosby and still had room for Jell-O.
Chuck Norris once brought a man back to life twice and killed him three times because the man had the audacity to die before Chuck Norris was finished killing him.
Chuck Norris performs cold fusion in his left testicle, and nuclear fission in his right.
If you play Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven” backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.
Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t play “hide-and-seek.” He plays “hide-and-pray-I-don’t-find-you.”
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Chuck Norris’ favorite cereal is Kellogg’s Nails ‘N’ Gravel.
Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops. |
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| Posted On: 10/23/2008 1:34AM |
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Nuclear physicists at Fermilab were amazed to find that Chuck Norris’ internal clock is more reliable than the vibrations of a Cs-133 atom. |
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| Posted On: 10/23/2008 4:09AM |
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Winner of 7 brownie points chosen randomly – TehJustin And 5 bp for my favourite fact – MaiExcalibur Enjoy your bp! |
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| Posted On: 10/23/2008 7:20AM |
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