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Chuck Norris is a Republican, often championing the views of the party. Chuck Norris has donated more than $32,000 to Republican candidates and organizations since 1988. On January 26, 2007, Norris filled in for Sean Hannity as a co-host on the popular Fox News Channel debate program Hannity & Colmes alongside Alan Colmes.
Chuck Norris supports gun rights and ownership, and is against public schools encouraging homosexuality. He also does not believe in the theory of evolution, rather he ascribes to intelligent design.
On October 22, 2007, Chuck Norris announced his endorsement of Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee for President. CNorris said, “I believe the only one who has all of the characteristics to lead America forward into the future is ex-Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee.”
On May 10, 2008, Norris was the commencement speaker at Jerry Falwell’s Liberty University. Chuck Norris addressed a graduating clbum of more than 4,000 students. WabberJocky edited this message on 10/20/2008 6:55AM |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 6:55AM |
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Chuck Norris died in the first episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. The Grim Reaper is too scared to try to tell him. |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 7:17AM |
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When Chuck Norris steps into a bath, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet, The water gets Chuck Norris. |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 7:24AM |
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Chuck Norris is a huge pedophile. That being said, here comes victory:
Chuck Norris once sold his soul to the devil for unprecedented punching and kicking ability. As soon as he received said power, he punched and kicked the **** out of the devil and took his soul back.
They play poker every Sunday because the devil can respect that. |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 7:37AM |
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Chuck Norris’s version of a “chocolate milkshake” is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel. |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 7:40AM |
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Chuck Norris put the “fun” in “funeral”. Travalgar edited this message on 10/20/2008 7:57AM |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 7:50AM |
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Chuck Norris killed Death. |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 7:55AM |
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There is no ‘ctrl’ bumon on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 8:11AM |
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Whoever said “only the good die young” was probably in Chuck Norris’s kindergarten clbum. |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 8:15AM |
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WARNING: Really obscure electrical engineering joke ahead:
Chuck Norris’ Smith chart is a straight line. That’s because loads aren’t complex for Chuck Norris. |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 9:45AM |
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 9:48AM |
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 10:33AM |
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When Chuck Norris plays rock paper scissors, his rock beats paper too. |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 10:52AM |
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 10:58AM |
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunt implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 10:59AM |
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When Chuck Norris does a push up he isn’t pushing himself up he is pushing the world down. |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 11:43AM |
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Chuck Norris once took a holiday to The Virgin Islands, by the time he was leaving they were renamed The Islands. |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 11:47AM |
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris’ first visit to Tokyo. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 2:27PM |
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Chuck Norris’s male reproductive organ is so huge that it has another male reproductive organ. That male reproductive organ is still bigger than yours. |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 2:32PM |
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the whole world exists in a dream that chuck norris’s male reproductive organ is having |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 2:38PM |
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