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	How about a new computer store? KindFearlessLeader Posted: You might try lowering your luck (or cha) for more off or defense… The luck and cha are side effects of my EQ. (view post)	01/23/2009
	Need mathfabulous persons help! Casinos make money because the odds are always stacked in their favor. From a statistical standpoint, every time you play you get a fraction of your bet back. In a PROPER game of blackjack, the dealer has a, what, 0.5% advantage over you? That means that if you bet 1,000 1 at a time, you’ll walk away from that table with an average of 995. (view post)	01/22/2009
	Great idea for a moar file No trolling in GD. That includes YOU, Hadron. That file would require an average of 21946 pieces to complete, which works out to 220 forum visits and a metric ****ton of load on the server. (view post)	01/22/2009
	The Sisterhood presents: Secondary Stats and What They Do (Spoilers and Math within!) GD is a NON-RP forum. That means that they don’t need to act the part, and that trolling isn’t allowed. Also, mega-necropost FTW (view post)	01/22/2009
	How about a new computer store? Pluvius Posted: something only Camwhores can do right now (as if they don’t have enough Flezz). I call bull**. The charisma and luck caps for deliveries are low enough (25 or so – has anybody figured out exact numbers?) that Camwhores get as much as anybody else. Also, if you take a look at the auctions then you’ll see that the market for glbumes is saturated, and a lot of people are selling ‘em at below cost. I’ve put up the same pair of earbleeders up for auction at cost three times, and nobody’s interested in buying. Also, Camwhores don’t get ungodly levels of defense like Trolls do, they don’t get mbumive damage buffs like Emokids do, and they don’t get insanely high boosts to USEFUL stats like the hackers do. In order to take-on the same forums as everybody else we need to down a **ton of consumables and use the old hit-when-they-miss tactic – my last Cosplay Central run (See previous page) cost me 160,000 in consumables. (view post)	01/22/2009
	How about a new computer store? KindFearlessLeader Posted: I prefer the reading “Other clbumes are underpowered right now”. Needing to down consumables like candy to beat forums that are lower difficulty than you are level with some of the best equipment in the game is hardly what should be the ideal balance point. I’m inclined to agree. Stats: Ego: 1680 Sexiness: 935 Offense: 110 Defense: 95 Luck: 41 Frugality: 16 Charisma: 60 Upkeep: 7 EQ: Comp: PruneServ Special: male reproductive organblaster Book: Democrat Doc: random keystrokes Glbumes: Earbleeders Lingerie: Corset Music: pink floyd Picture: my blood in the bathtub Program: Deluxe Paperclip Shoe: Strap-Ons Surgery: Tonsil Video File: ****.MILF Web Spider: Basic I get hit about 50% of the time for around 360 ego per hit. My last run cost me 25x5-HTPs. I do about 2108 damage with my best attack, and about 1874 with my second-best attack. (I’ll confirm these numbers after my next run.) Can anybody suggest tweaks to make this less brutal, or is Camwhore just woefully underpowered? (view post)	01/22/2009
	kyoubai issues, put em here or listen to mine heh I wasn’t refunded the difference on this auction -> http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/15288 This is just confusing -> http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/15667 Also, while having a bunch of do-nothing options in the “Clbum” list is a nice touch, it makes it very annoying to use. Perhaps you could add an “Other” option to the “Usage” list, and use JS to have it only show clbumes that fall under that usage? (view post)	01/21/2009
	Random Bid Items Turkeys are quest items. (view post)	01/21/2009
	Problem with proxy bid I’ve won several proxy bids where it looked like I didn’t get the full amount back, but I can’t seem to find them to make sure. ET: Add tabs for browsing auctions you’ve bid on and auctions you’ve won, please. (view post)	01/20/2009
	How about a new computer store? Aldo_Anything Posted: Except the two level 35 forums, trolls can easily pwn forums without consumables. I need to respec with a special high-defense/high-ego build if I want to take-on Dykea, and that’s WITH Pink Floyd and ****.milf and downing consumables like candy. Trolls are obscenely overpowered right now, so you might want to make your judgements based on how OTHER clbumes perform instead of your own. If other clbumes are boosted more, then you’ll be nerfed less. (view post)	01/20/2009
	1 BP for everyone if Obama gets shot tomorrow I’m pry sure that this isn’t a legit contest, since it violates all kinds of national and international laws. (view post)	01/20/2009
	Item suggestion: quantum computer meeeeeeeeee Posted: Trolls don’t need more offense. Anyway, more ego or db is a boost to offense because it means you can focus more upgrade points on it. If you’ve already got all your upgrade points on offense with no negative consequences, then that means the clbum/equipment is unbalanced. Trolls are just unbalanced. They do as much damage as any other clbum, but they’ve got a metric bumload of defense. I hope that, some day, I might eventually be able to one-shot threads that are only SEVEN LEVELS below me, and thus able to take on HOFF without losing >80% of my ego in the process. I don’t expect this to be anytime soon, though. (view post)	01/19/2009
	Deleting inactive users? You get 7 cred for completing the tutorial, and that doesn’t even cost a forum visit. (view post)	01/19/2009
	EVIL TROUT WHY CAN'T RE-RES WEAR GLbumES GLbumES DOPE-HARDCORE-0 Posted: ...but this would lead to the question of why all shoes have to be whore shoes, why can’t there be sneakers for all non-camwhores, and why can’t trolls get terrible tattoos that make them bigger douchebags, or shirts with 19+ popped collars, or whatever. Everybody BUT Re-res and Emokids can wear glbumes, so I think you’re doing a bit of slippery-slope there. (view post)	01/19/2009
	EVIL TROUT WHY CAN'T RE-RES WEAR GLbumES GLbumES Mods don’t lock topics unless people start using them to ruin the forum. No trolling, please. Back on topic, while I can understand WHY Re-res can’t wear glbumes, it’s my firm belief that ALL clbumes should be glbumes-enhanced. (view post)	01/18/2009
	Deleting inactive users? Auser Posted: I wouldn’t want an inactivity policy. People have lives. I mean I’m moving to Australia next year so it could be a while before I get settled enough to play regularly again. Tubs had the best idea imo, 5BP for a slight name change and whatever else he said Log in to see images! Except that the Log in to see images! next to your name means you donated for BP, which means you HAD BP, which means you’d be exempt anyway. How about some clearly defined rules? The account in question: Has or has had BP at some point. Has completed Episode 1. Has been active within the past 12 months. Is level 10 or higher. If ANY of these statements are true, the account will not be purged. When an account fails to meet ANY of these criteria, it will be destroyed in the following purge cycle. Alternatively, rather than deleting the account it could instead be moved from the live database into a cold storage database where it will sit until somebody emails or TMs ET asking for it back. That gives the performance benefits of purging the users without actually having to delete anything. (view post)	01/18/2009
	Wireless Headset - 17m? quangntenemy Posted: Ooh I didn’t notice. It’s kinda useless now that everyone has a **load of Ego. But I have a feeling this headset will share the same fate when ep3 comes. Yes, because that TOTALLY HAPPENED when Ep2 came out. I think ET needs to start creating some more Ep2 quests that provide more special eq and computers and other such underused **. (view post)	01/18/2009
	Wireless Headset - 17m? 1: It’s a special item. Everybody can use it. 2: It gives +69 ego, +35 offense, and +35 defense. 3: The second best special item gives +100 ego 4: The third best special item gives +20 ego. Frankly, I’m amazed that the bids aren’t going even higher. (view post)	01/18/2009
	We need a Kyoubai forum. Fair enough. Glbumes Glbumes for sale here, the reserve is just high enough to insure I don’t lose money: http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/3337 Riprogrammatori here: http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/1184 (view post)	01/17/2009
	kyoubai issues, put em here or listen to mine heh Wylin Posted: Yeah the file I’m selling is way above what I could put for the maximum buyout price(which I did set). I’m thankful for that. I did that to at least one person’s auction, and I’m pretty certain it was one of yours. Mostly, I’ve just been bidding so that other people have to spend more cash. (view post)	01/16/2009

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