They’re for permanoobs.

They also show up in the Ppwnshop not infrequently for fairly cheap. Don’t yell at eviltrout because you paid a lot for junk

What part of NO CLbum don’t you understand, a Re re has no clbum therefore no equipment and no secondary stats, Permanoob can wear glbumes because they technically are a clbum.

was Posted:

No trolling in Game Discussion.

That wasn’t trolling.

I’m going to give this instance of minimodding a pbum, but the next time you minimod I’m going to have to ban you.

Dr J Dorian Posted:

What part of NO CLbum don’t you understand, a Re re has no clbum therefore no equipment and no secondary stats, Permanoob can wear glbumes because they technically are a clbum.

i think that they should be allowed to wear only one specific type of glbumes, those being the glbumes glbumes. i can wear .moar files that increase douchebaggery even though i’m a camwhore and sexiness is my secondary stat. so why not give the re-res a pair of glbumes that’s far from good and just not have the secondary stat effect affect them?

fine upstanding member of societyWR Posted:

But then there would be no point to having the re re clbum. That clbum is made up for no frills challenge play. That’s why if you get tired of it at any point, you can become any of the other clbumes. If you wanna wear glbumes, become a permanoob.

thanks for having a valid argument unlike everyone else in this thread. I agree with you, I was just surprised at first when I bought it and couldn’t wear it.

a mod can close this thread now please thanks

Mods don’t lock topics unless people start using them to ruin the forum. No trolling, please.

Back on topic, while I can understand WHY Re-res can’t wear glbumes, it’s my firm belief that ALL clbumes should be glbumes-enhanced.

Syndrome Posted:

I think the lesson we should be learning from all this is that maybe the equipment system could be a little clearer about who can wear what. I just bought a urine cooling system and was really looking forward to using it too but it turns out it’s an “unequippable item”. It wouldn’t kill the items to say where they’re equipped to when you view their description, would it?Log in to see images!

you know, that’s not a half-bad idea.

DOPE-HARDCORE-0 Posted:

why can’t trolls get terrible tattoos that make them bigger douchebags, or shirts with 19+ popped collars, or whatever.

Hmm, +1 Offense per Collar, perhaps?

DOPE-HARDCORE-0 Posted:

...but this would lead to the question of why all shoes have to be whore shoes, why can’t there be sneakers for all non-camwhores, and why can’t trolls get terrible tattoos that make them bigger douchebags, or shirts with 19+ popped collars, or whatever.

Everybody BUT Re-res and Emokids can wear glbumes, so I think you’re doing a bit of slippery-slope there.