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Fun ITT: Let's play Doom: the Roguelike

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Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

R2 Posted:

They’re all in a nice line, let them have it! Kill them, get some health from the top of the screen, and then edge carefully into the room. If the hell knight is near the barrel, blow the sucker away (the barrel). If not, put run on with tab (get hit less), and shoot away at the hell knight.

Bamp opens fire on the ex-humans. As some of his shots stray into the darkness, he hears an angry moo from that direction. Hoping he can clear out the small fry before the hell knight rocks up, he tears two of them apart and starts on the others.

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Too late.

Leaving the enraged knight for later, Bamp retreats, grabs the closest health globe, then approaches the door cautiously on an angle. Spying a sergeant, he unloads on it. Seconds later, he finds himself up against the hell knight. He starts running, firing as he dodges attacks. Unfortunately his shots go everywhere EXCEPT at the hell knight, and before he knows it, the creature, hurt but very much alive, is in his face, prepared to rip him limb from limb. ****.

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R2

Avatar: Emo Kid w/ Hoodie
8

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

You got a health pack or a homing device? If so, use, then kill the bastard.

If not, just fire away and hope for the best.

Something_Wi-
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Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

R2 Posted:

You got a health pack or a homing device? If so, use, then kill the bastard.

If not, just fire away and hope for the best.

Gritting his teeth, Bamp engages the hell knight. Its first blow severs the tattered remains of his armor, leaving it in pieces on the floor. Even at point blank range, Bamp is shaking so much that nearly all his shots miss the beast (seriously, why the hell didn’t anyone pick Eagle Eye for crying out loud Log in to see images!). As it gouges chunks out his his flesh, Bamp manages to pull out a small medpack and patch up some of the wounds. Stopping his fast pace and settling more into a cautious tactic, he keeps firing, this time hitting the beast several times.

The battle is bloody and fierce, but eventually the battered marine emerges victorious. Torn, bleeding and broken in several places, the trip to the other side of the floor seems to take years. Bamp reaches the remaining Large Health Globe without further incident however, and his terrible wounds immediately vanish. Filling his pack with as much ammo as possible (little else of value is left), Bamp descends the staircase, stopping only to dispatch the cursed room’s last occupant, a lone imp. He is greeted with an alarming sight.

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Swearing that he must’ve been a real bumhole in a past life or something, Bamp senses an overwhelming smell even through the closed doors…acid. LOTS of it. The floor must be ****ing CHOKED with barrels. This could be dangerous…..

R2

Avatar: Emo Kid w/ Hoodie
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Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

They probably haven’t noticed you yet. That said, without armor that’s gonna HURT. Start blasting away at the closest one, you won’t make it to the door before at least one of them goes after you.

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Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

R2 Posted:

They probably haven’t noticed you yet. That said, without armor that’s gonna HURT. Start blasting away at the closest one, you won’t make it to the door before at least one of them goes after you.

(I’LL GIVE THEM SOMETHING TO NOTICE Log in to see images!)

Figuring that if he can surprise the demons he’ll have a better chance of survival, Bamp runs down the stairs, chaingun blazing. One demon hits the ground dead before it even realizes what is happening. Bamp is about to fire on another when he has a sudden revelation…time freezes for an instant, and he feels that comforting rush of knowledge…

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R2

Avatar: Emo Kid w/ Hoodie
8

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Shottyman

AHAHAHAHAH just kidding.

Eagle-eye

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

R2 Posted:

Shottyman

AHAHAHAHAH just kidding.

Eagle-eye

(I could kiss you, if you weren’t quite possibly male, and living in a completely different country Log in to see images!)

Having learned from his battles with the hell knights, Bamp feels that he knows better how to target these damned monsters. The demons are still too stunned at the sudden hail of bullets to react immediately, so he focuses his fire on the other one next to him. THEN they react. Bamp’s world is suddenly full of teeth, claws, pain and blood. He is forced to use his large medpack when a particularly savage blow brings him to death’s door. Unrelenting, he trades blows with the creatures, giving as good as he receives. Eventually, he emerges the victor, but far worse off than when he begun.

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He ponders whether he should use his last small medpack now, or hope that his luck takes a turn for the better and he finds a powerup or something.

R2

Avatar: Emo Kid w/ Hoodie
8

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Don’t use the medipack yet. Open one of the doors. If the baddies behind are something you can’t deal with, close the door again, and either open the other one, or use your medipack and attack them.

Something_Wi-
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Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

R2 Posted:

Don’t use the medipack yet. Open one of the doors. If the baddies behind are something you can’t deal with, close the door again, and either open the other one, or use your medipack and attack them.

Cautiously, Bamp opens the right-hand door. A cacodemon grins at him. He promptly closes it again. Checking the left door, he sees an imp. Firing at it, he misses, hits a barrel, and blasts chunks out of the walls. Noticing another blood-stained staircase, Bamp reads the sign: “Hell’s Armory”. Interesting.

Seeing rooms full of barrels and ex-humans preparing to fire in said rooms, he decides it prudent to try the corridor above his starting point. A sergeant spots him and clumsily fires, missing him by miles. Bamp hesitates. These ex-humans are easy pickings, but somewhere in that room lies a cacodemon, a fight with which could be very risky at this point…

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R2

Avatar: Emo Kid w/ Hoodie
8

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Angle to the side, and shoot the barrel at the far left of the room, if that was near where the cacodemon was. Shoot the former humans etc if you have to. If the cacodemon shows up, get into an angle where it can’t fire at you. Use medpack at some point.

R2 edited this message on 06/10/2008 9:02AM

Something_Wi-
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Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

R2 Posted:

Angle to the side, and shoot the barrel at the far left of the room, if that was near where the cacodemon was. Shoot the former humans etc if you have to. If the cacodemon shows up, get into an angle where it can’t fire at you. Use medpack at some point.

Ignoring the ex-humans, Bamps edges to the right. Suddenly, the air is filled with bullets! Through a bloody haze, Bamp sees a captain preparing the fire its chaingun again. Shaking, he scores several shots to the head, felling the creature. Then out of the darkness, he is grazed by shotgun pellets. Close to death, he hears, seemingly from another world, the harsh hiss of the cacodemon. His vision fading in and out of focus, the marine spins weakly to see the monster glaring at him from within the room.

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(still got the pack left btw)

R2

Avatar: Emo Kid w/ Hoodie
8

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

u ****ed

Turn run on, move to the left. Fire and/or use the medpack before the former sarge is ready to fire (as he will need to reload before he can do that).

Something_Wi-
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Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

R2 Posted:

u ****ed

Turn run on, move to the left. Fire and/or use the medpack before the former sarge is ready to fire (as he will need to reload before he can do that).

Knowing that to have any chance of survival he must rebumess the situation, Bamp flees to the west, to prepare for this challenge. He leaves the sergeant to reload his shotgun, and throwing his emaciated form through badly-aimed pistol bullets, Bamp is stopped dead by a shotgun blast from another sergeant. He collapses to the floor, a gaping hole in his chest. As the marine lays dying, still clutching his trusty chaingun, he feels content that at least he gave Hell quite a headache during his adventure.

(NOOOOOOO, BAMP! Log in to see images!)

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R.I.P. Bamp Mifred, Demon Lieutenant. He didn’t like it too rough. Log in to see images!

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Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Well, I’m done for a little while, might start up another game next week or something when I’m less busy. If anybody else wants to continue for me, however, they’re more than welcome. *hint hint* Log in to see images!

R2

Avatar: Emo Kid w/ Hoodie
8

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

*wipes away a tear*

R.I.P.

Something_Wi-
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Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

R2 Posted:

*wipes away a tear*

R.I.P.

Cry not o faithful R2, for other marines will speak Bamp’s name in tones of awe, as they lay their respects to his onslaught. Behold, his efforts have achieved a place on the revered Hall of Fame!

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Rick Ashley

Avatar: Rocker Chick
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 30 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

Lol at the commited suicide.

Something_Wi-
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Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Rick Ashley Posted:

Lol at the commited suicide.

Actually, the game counts lava/acid baths as suicides for some reason. Stupid levers.

(Although I think the floor 13 suicide was actually me being too close to one of my own rockets Log in to see images!

Dawgas

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 6 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

so, any others want to play the DoomRL

I’ll gladly play for you peons

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Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Dawgas Posted:

so, any others want to play the DoomRL

I’ll gladly play for you peons

welp, nobody else has offered yet, so it looks like you’re up! I know I’ll at least make suggestions when I can, so you’ve got at least one dedicated player Log in to see images!

Just a point of order though, if you start a game but then disappear for like a week or so, I might just decide to start my own again instead.

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