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Fun ITT: Let's play Doom: the Roguelike

Dawgas

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 6 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Eagle Eye it is.

oh, and

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what now

Overspammer

Avatar: Sad Face
2

Level 7 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

SUICIDE

Dawgas

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 6 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

You’re supposed to say PULL THE LEVERS

oh, and BOTH (yes, both) of the levers are MORE HEALTH (seriously)

Now, do I go to the special level (hell’s arena) or do I go down to level 3

EDIT: I got tired of waiting, I went to hell’s arena, I died, etc etc etc

Here, have the mortem (in handy text form because I’m totally awesome)

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 DoomRL (v.0.9.8.10) roguelike post-mortem character dump
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 El nacho, level 3 Former Human Soldier, killed by a cacodemon
 on level 2 of the Phobos base. 
 He survived 10043 turns and scored 9436 points. 
 He was a man of Ultra-Violence!

 He killed 56 out of 61 hellspawn. (91%)
 He held his right to remain violent.


-- Graveyard -------------------------------------------------

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  .......####..####..####.......X............................
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  ............####..####...........####.....[O.............O.
  ............####........####.....####...####...............
  ........................####.c...####...####...............
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  ################.............................##############
  ###########################################################

-- Statistics ------------------------------------------------

  Health -7/50   Experience 2518/3
  ToHit +4  ToDmg Ranged +1  ToDmg Melee +1

-- Traits ----------------------------------------------------

    Son of a **** (Level 1)
    Eagle Eye      (Level 2)

  EE->SoB->EE->

-- Equipment -------------------------------------------------

    [a] [ Armor      ]   green armor [1/1] (54%)
    [b] [ Weapon     ]   chaingun (1d6)x5 [45/50]
    [c] [ Boots      ]   nothing
    [d] [ Prepared   ]   shotgun (6d3) [1/1]

-- Inventory -------------------------------------------------

    [a] green armor [1/1] (100%)
    [b] 10mm ammo (x90)
    [c] 10mm ammo (x100)
    [d] 10mm ammo (x100)
    [e] 10mm ammo (x100)
    [f] 10mm ammo (x100)
    [g] 10mm ammo (x100)
    [h] 10mm ammo (x100)
    [i] 10mm ammo (x100)
    [j] 10mm ammo (x100)
    [k] 10mm ammo (x100)
    [l] 10mm ammo (x100)
    [m] 10mm ammo (x100)
    [n] 10mm ammo (x100)
    [o] shotgun shell (x50)
    [p] shotgun shell (x50)
    [q] shotgun shell (x50)
    [r] shotgun shell (x23)

-- Kills -----------------------------------------------------

    15 former humans
    6 former sergeants
    8 former captains
    9 imps
    7 demons
    7 lost souls
    4 cacodemons

-- History ---------------------------------------------------

  He started his journey on the surface of Phobos.
  On level 2 he entered Hell's Arena.
  On level 2 he finally was killed by a cacodemon.

-- Messages --------------------------------------------------

 the cacodemon. The missile hits the cacodemon. The missile hits the
 cacodemon.
 Fire -- Choose target... The missile hits the cacodemon. The missile hits
 the cacodemon. The missile hits the cacodemon. The missile hits the
 cacodemon.
 Fire -- Choose target... The missile hits the cacodemon. The missile hits
 the cacodemon. The missile hits the cacodemon. The missile hits the
 cacodemon. The cacodemon dies.
 Fire -- Choose target... The missile hits the demon. The missile hits the
 demon. The missile hits the demon. The missile hits the demon. The
 demon dies.
 You reload the chaingun with 10mm ammo.
 Fire -- Choose target... The missile hits the cacodemon. The missile hits
 the cacodemon. The missile hits the cacodemon. The missile hits the
 cacodemon. The missile hits the cacodemon. The cacodemon fires! You are

-- General ---------------------------------------------------

 Before him 355 brave souls have ventured into Phobos:
 343 of those were killed.
 2 of those were killed by something unknown.
 And 10 couldn't handle the stress and committed a stupid suicide.

--------------------------------------------------------------

and here, have my highscores (yes, I have not pbumed level 9 on UV, I know I suck)

Log in to see images! Dawgas edited this message on 06/18/2008 8:02PM

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Poor Dawgas. Log in to see images!

You did well for a first go at this, I prefer to run a slower-paced and more detailed game, but then I’m pedantic, patient and geeky. Log in to see images!

Welp, I’ma start up another game, I really shouldn’t what with exams in 2 days, but eh, I’m hardcore like that. So, to start off we need to choose a difficulty and/or challenge. And our badbum marine needs a name, of course!

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Gene Hackman

Avatar: 45667 Mon Mar 09 04:05:35 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Mithra

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Chito Posted:

Mithra

Alrighty, Mithra it is.

Now, difficulty level and challenge, if we’re doing one?

Call Me Diego

Avatar: 41721 2010-01-14 23:10:10 -0500
50

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Boo!

Hurt me plenty

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

la noche triste Posted:

Hurt me plenty

‘k, I’ll bumume a vanilla (non-challenge, regular) game then, for the record.

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Call Me Diego

Avatar: 41721 2010-01-14 23:10:10 -0500
50

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Boo!

Brute

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

la noche triste Posted:

Brute

(Alright, so Mithra is pretty good at beating things down in melee combat. I’ma speed through the first floor as per usual, just ‘cause it’s so samey-samey and unexciting Log in to see images!)

Heading into the Phobos Base to find out what the hell went wrong, Mithra runs across the souless animated corpses of his former squad. He takes quite a few hits, but manages to dispatch them all without too much trouble. He particularly relishes gunning down his former sergeant, that guy was always such a ****ing jerk with his training regime. Pausing only to grab the man’s shotgun from his again-lifeless hands and kick the corpse in the balls, Mithra heads down a nearby stairway into the depths of the Phobos moonbase, and his fate…..

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Not noticing anything or worth, Mithra enters the solitary door and looks around. He notices several barrels, barrels with huge ‘FLAMMABLE’ warnings on them. Then he sees 2 things that catch his interest. A shiny suit of armor, and OH GOD WHAT IS THAT THING.

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That armor looks mighty tempting, but the creature looks intent on killing. It also happens to be conveniently standing next to a barrel. The explosion would undoubtedly rip the creature apart, but then there would be no armor to protect him if there’s more of these things ahead. Mithra hesitates for a second, then acts…

Thought_Poli-
ce

Avatar: Guitar Girl

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 18 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

Blow the barrel. It might take out more things you can’t see yet, and honestly the armor probably won’t help THAT much.

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Thought_Police Posted:

Blow the barrel. It might take out more things you can’t see yet, and honestly the armor probably won’t help THAT much.

Embarrbumingly, Mithra manages to miss the barrel twice, getting scorched by fireballs in the meantime. However, upon his third shot, *KA-BLOOEY*

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The creature was not alone, a barely-alive imp staggers forward from the darkness, most of its body charred beyond repair. Mithra quickly puts it out of its misery before it can attempt to take him with it. Exploring, he finds a frightening sight:

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Mithra seriously doubts his ability to survive a chaingun barrage, but it would no doubt be an effective weapon if he could just get a hold of it…

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

ur fuked

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Veer Posted:

ur fuked

Not necessarily, I can see a way to survive this AND kill that sucka.

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R2

Avatar: Emo Kid w/ Hoodie
8

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Once more unto the breach, dear friends!

Step forwards towards the wall (forwards and to the left?), so you are out of its firing arc. Use medkit, edge towards the gap in the wall, hopefully in a way still without making yourself visible to it. When it comes into the gap, put run on, and charge the ****. Close up, they don’t use their firearms, and you’re one brutish thug!

R2 edited this message on 06/19/2008 3:39AM

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

R2 Posted:

Once more unto the breach, dear friends!

Step forwards towards the wall (forwards and to the left?), so you are out of its firing arc. Use medkit, edge towards the gap in the wall, hopefully in a way still without making yourself visible to it. When it comes into the gap, put run on, and charge the ****. Close up, they don’t use their firearms, and you’re one brutish thug!

(exactly Log in to see images!)

Mithra dives to the side before the captain sees him. Hearing it lumber over to the right, he quickly darts between the openings, stalking his prey. He WILL have that chaingun. Rushing ahead of it, he waits until it walks ahead of him, and then…

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Jackpot. For a dead man, it punches pretty hard, but not hard enough. Mithra now possesses a REAL weapon. Testing it out on a nearby demon, he is suitably pleased with the results. He notices two sets of stairs, one fairly normal-looking, and one signposted ‘Hell’s Arena’. He wonders if he should take one of these staircases, or explore the area first…

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R2

Avatar: Emo Kid w/ Hoodie
8

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Explore the area. You’re at 1/72; with any luck, you can get to level 2 before going onwards. Using a chaingun without Eagle Eye is pretty wanktastic.

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

R2 Posted:

Explore the area. You’re at 1/72; with any luck, you can get to level 2 before going onwards. Using a chaingun without Eagle Eye is pretty wanktastic.

Heading off to the right, Mithra carefully opens the first door he comes across. An imp, two lost souls, and a few other nasties look at him in irritation, angry at him for disturbing their important task of ‘sitting around waiting to be shot’. Gunning a few of them down, he feels a sudden rush of insight…..

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R2

Avatar: Emo Kid w/ Hoodie
8

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Last I’m gonna post here for a bit – give other ppl the chance to join the fray.

But just as a special favour and salute to your diligent efforts, please take Eagle Eye.

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

R2 Posted:

Last I’m gonna post here for a bit – give other ppl the chance to join the fray.

But just as a special favour and salute to your diligent efforts, please take Eagle Eye.

(OH GOD I NEEDED THAT, I’M MISSING FREAKING EVERYTHING. Alrighty, thx for playing)

Mithra continues his rampage, his newfound skills of accuracy helping him to make mincemeat of the few enemies left. There is little of interest left, expect ammo, barrels, and 5 shiny levers spread throughout the rooms.

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