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-rocky-sadly-

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25

[Brainfreeze]

Level 54 Emo Kid

“Emo Philips”

Use some meds and get some ammo

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

PULL ALL THE LEVERS! Log in to see images!

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

-rocky-sadly- Posted:

Use some meds and get some ammo

Grabbed what looked appropriate, used our last small med.

BirdofPrey Posted:

PULL ALL THE LEVERS! Log in to see images!

(oh god BoP what’re you doing Log in to see images!. Oh well, this may be a TL;DR post then)

Mithra has a flashback. A flashback to 5 years ago. He remembers the grim look on the messenger’s face, the tears in his mother’s eyes. Her shock and disbelief were easy to see.

“Tell me…how did he die? How was my son taken from me?”

”.....Levers. Levers killed your son madam, and I am truly sorry for your loss. He was a great marine, one of the best.”

Mithra’s rage bubbles over, the world takes on a red haze. He roars his fury, then charges at the nearest lever, screaming “DIXON MY BROTHER, I WILL AVENGE YOUUUUUUU!!!!!”

He grabs the closest lever, and pulls it so hard he rips it clean out of its socket. He is immediately greeted by a collection of confused moans and growls.

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Yelling his defiance, Mithra hurls the broken lever into the former sergeant’s eye, then guns down his foes before they can even react. An imp steps out of the darkness and burns him with a fireball, but it is of little use against the enraged marine. On a combat high, Mithra rushes the next lever, prepared for any dangers it may present. His armor is repaired. A little non-plussed, he charges the next one. It heals his injuries, leaving his body renewed and invigorated. Mithra pulls the other two levers, which remove all the walls on the floor, and do nothing respectively. Panting, Mithra lets out a victorious battle yell, and cries out:

“BROTHER, I HAVE AVENGED YOU, YOUR BRAVE DEATH WAS NOT IN VAAAAAAIN!”

His bold proclamation is met with silence. Somewhere, a solitary cricket chirps. Feeling a tad sheepish, Mithra returns to the staircases and deliberates which one to descend…..

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Overspammer

Avatar: Sad Face
2

Level 7 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

take the hells arena, i want to see what happens

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Overspammer Posted:

take the hells arena, i want to see what happens

Feeling confident, Mithra strides down the stairs. He wonders exactly what a demonic gladiator fight would entail. As he reach the bottom, the stairs suddenly disappear, and a demonic voice booms out, to the cheering of a large unseen crowd.

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Mithra gulps despite himself. Readying his chaingun, he meets the charge of 2 demons and a lost soul, not giving them the chance to get close. Hearing a strange and menacing hiss, Mithra cautiously edges left, towards the source. He sees the source of the noise. He whimpers.

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Overspammer

Avatar: Sad Face
2

Level 7 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

flank him

kill him

Dawgas

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 6 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

are you mad

stand still and kill it before it rapes you ****

and keep on moving, sighting enemies, and killing them to death

oh, and if you kill all the monsters, YES, you do want to continue

Dawgas edited this message on 06/19/2008 12:52PM

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Overspammer Posted:

flank him

kill him

Seeing no staircase and hearing more creatures nearby, Mithra decides it’s do or die. He unloads a volley on the creature, which roars and proceeds to float towards him, intent on feasting on this insolent creature. However, in its rage it underestimates the marine, dying just before it reaches him. Mithra spins around to face his new attacker, a demon. Gunning it down swiftly, he meets the angry gaze of another cacodemon. This one is smarter, it keeps its distance and manages to land a solid blast of plasma before dying. Mithra feels another rush of insight as the beast falls…

(Pick wisely, this choice could mean the difference between us beating the arena and getting lots of awesome stuff, or dying/****bolting. Ask me if unsure.)

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my_mother

Avatar: 43437 Sun Nov 23 19:27:56 -0500 2008

[Team Shortbus]

Level 16 Emo Kid

my woman's genitals smells like freedom

I’m unsure!

Finesse?

Just ignore this if it’s a bad idea Log in to see images!

Also, you’re writing is so descriptive, you’re such a nerd Log in to see images!

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

my_mother Posted:

I’m unsure!

Finesse?

Just ignore this if it’s a bad idea Log in to see images!

Also, you’re writing is so descriptive, you’re such a nerd Log in to see images!

It’s not a bad idea, but if you’re unsure you should ask what they do, this decision’s probably gonna be a crucial one. (Hint: we need to able able to deal good damage, otherwise we’re gonna get raped in round 2 or 3)

Also, I like to think my storytelling makes the game a little more interesting, I get a kick out of writing it Log in to see images!

Also also, I’ma sleep real soon, so this may be the last update for tonight.

EDIT: Actually, sod it, I’m sleeping right now. Update tomorrow. Log in to see images! Something_Witty edited this message on 06/19/2008 1:08PM

my_mother

Avatar: 43437 Sun Nov 23 19:27:56 -0500 2008

[Team Shortbus]

Level 16 Emo Kid

my woman's genitals smells like freedom

Something_Witty Posted:

It’s not a bad idea, but if you’re unsure you should ask what they do, this decision’s probably gonna be a crucial one. (Hint: we need to able able to deal good damage, otherwise we’re gonna get raped in round 2 or 3)

Also, I like to think my storytelling makes the game a little more interesting, I get a kick out of writing it Log in to see images!

Also also, I’ma sleep real soon, so this may be the last update for tonight.

EDIT: Actually, sod it, I’m sleeping right now. Update tomorrow. Log in to see images!

Sleep? It’s only 3am here. Laaaame. Log in to see images!

Actually, it’s a good idea. I’m gonna go to bed too.

But before I do I’m gonna find out MYSELF what all those stats do Log in to see images! cos I’m cool like that.

Overspammer

Avatar: Sad Face
2

Level 7 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

its 12:29 here

*weep*

Overspammer edited this message on 06/19/2008 1:54PM

Overspammer

Avatar: Sad Face
2

Level 7 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

*weep* this thread is HORRIBLE *weep*

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

my_mother Posted:

I’m gonna find out MYSELF what all those stats do Log in to see images!

You do that. Remember I’m always willing to geek-rant advice, too. Log in to see images!

Overspammer Posted:

*weep* this thread is HORRIBLE *weep*

Thank you for your valuable contribution and not being an annoying douchefabulous person in a non-RP thread. Log in to see images!

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

(I’ma take my_mother’s suggestion, ‘k?)

Feeling that he knows how better to unload lead quickly into his foes, Mithra suddenly hears the demonic voice boom again:

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Mithra easily guns down the nearby demons, but hears hissing nearby. His attempts to sneak up on the cacodemon fail as it blasts him with scorching plasma. Defeating the beast but feeling pretty worse for wear, Mithra staggers over to the left. A staircase! He feels that he shouldn’t be cowardly, but he’s out of both ammo AND medkits…..

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Rick Ashley

Avatar: Rocker Chick
3

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 30 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

Keep at it.

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Rick Ashley Posted:

Keep at it.

(I think I hate you Log in to see images!)

Mithra’s temper rises once again. If these bastards want entertainment, he’ll give them a show they’ll NEVER forget. He marches to the right, chaingun ready to kill anything that moves. A cacodemon rears its ugly head (get it, it’s like, a disembodied head? Man I slay me). Mithra unloads some shots into it, chaingun roaring his anger. Unimpressed, the creature lazily opens its mouth, and a giant ball of plasma careens directly into the marine’s chest, obliterating him instantly.

The last thing Mithra ever hears is the cheering of the crowd, and a chuckling demonic annoucer…..

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R.I.P. Mithra, he wasn’t afraid to be hurt plenty Log in to see images!

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Rick Ashley

Avatar: Rocker Chick
3

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 30 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

Knew that was going to happen. Yes I made him go into death on purpose! Anyway, I guess he can finally join his brother. Log in to see images!

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

I would like to take this opportunity to brag about my best run so far, undertaken yesterday afternoon. Look at that top score. Floor 23 of 25. On Hurt Me Plenty, with Angel of Light Travel (half inventory space Log in to see images!

Log in to see images! Something_Witty edited this message on 06/19/2008 9:25PM

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Rick Ashley Posted:

Knew that was going to happen. Yes I made him go into death on purpose! Anyway, I guess he can finally join his brother. Log in to see images!

YOU….YOU MONSTER, HOW COULD YOU?!?! Log in to see images!

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