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Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

R2 Posted:

You got a health pack or a homing device? If so, use, then kill the bastard.

If not, just fire away and hope for the best.

Gritting his teeth, Bamp engages the hell knight. Its first blow severs the tattered remains of his armor, leaving it in pieces on the floor. Even at point blank range, Bamp is shaking so much that nearly all his shots miss the beast (seriously, why the hell didn’t anyone pick Eagle Eye for crying out loud Log in to see images!). As it gouges chunks out his his flesh, Bamp manages to pull out a small medpack and patch up some of the wounds. Stopping his fast pace and settling more into a cautious tactic, he keeps firing, this time hitting the beast several times.

The battle is bloody and fierce, but eventually the battered marine emerges victorious. Torn, bleeding and broken in several places, the trip to the other side of the floor seems to take years. Bamp reaches the remaining Large Health Globe without further incident however, and his terrible wounds immediately vanish. Filling his pack with as much ammo as possible (little else of value is left), Bamp descends the staircase, stopping only to dispatch the cursed room’s last occupant, a lone imp. He is greeted with an alarming sight.

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Swearing that he must’ve been a real bumhole in a past life or something, Bamp senses an overwhelming smell even through the closed doors…acid. LOTS of it. The floor must be ****ing CHOKED with barrels. This could be dangerous…..

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