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	Max damage? Master_Troll Posted: I’ll try Geronimo when I finish my current dom streak stats Ego 14615 Offense 63 You realize that, if my calculations are correct, you’re not even getting 2% more damage out of your high max ego after LADing, right? And that even one more point of offense would more than make-up the difference? Also, it doesn’t matter what forum you hit since the damage you do doesn’t change. (view post)	12/09/2008
	Two things that are REALLY cheap that shouldn't be. BlankTH Posted: Gas – is very expensive here so quit your whining. It’s like 12kr a litre. ($5.48 per gallon) Yea, that’s the problem. It’s TOO cheap in America, which results in Americans being general male reproductive organs about what they do with it. SUVs, Minivans, hummers, etc… It had to hit, what, $4/gallon before people in the US even toyed with the notion of considering hybrid and electric vehicles as anything OTHER than a feel-good cash-sink gimmick for tree-huggers? On an unrelated note, I seriously need to start looking into running an international business buying computer parts, and non-region-locked hardware/software in the US and selling it to people in other nations. Have you actually priced that stuff? Even WITH buying the items retail over here AND individual shipping, I could STILL beat UK prices and turn a tidy profit. (view post)	12/09/2008
	New Peen system? After careful review, I’ve determined that the new ePeen system has three major flaws. 1: It encourages players to sabotage the efforts of others. As soon as somebody tops the “Most Flezz” leaderboard, they have an incentive to hold on to that as long as they possibly can by as large a lead as possible, because once THEY have it their ePeen shrinks if somebody else gets it in the future. Instead, I suggest that value of competitive ePeen be proportional to how SOON the person got it. By way of example, being the first person to top a leaderboard is a lot more impressive than being the 9000th person to do it, so why not weigh a person’s merits like that? That would penalize new players, but provide older players with no actual benefit from sabotaging other players. 2: Clicking on somebody’s ePeen should show them that player’s list of ePeen 3: ePeen descriptions do not show their current value, which would be an awesome feature. (view post)	12/09/2008
	Hall of Faded Fame is dropping pink floyds like crazy Such a file would need to give more than +60 stats total, so unless it was another audio file we would be looking at the complete and total destruction of any semblance of game balance. Sign me up! (view post)	12/09/2008
	Selective Modding I think the community just needs some feedback whenever modding happens, just so that people get a bit of transparency in things. Perhaps editing offending posts to add the following: (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) Well, bumuming that color tags actually worked, anyway. (view post)	12/09/2008
	Nominate Forumwarz for a Crunchie! (free E-Peen!) Did I post in this? I thought I did, but now I can’t find it. Oh, well, just to be safe… (view post)	12/09/2008
	Sup Tubsweetie. You got any experience with CRTs? Anyone else for that matter. TUBSWEETIE Posted: You’d have to find an exact model AND get it off the board without ruining it or killing yourself. That’s with it unplugged, mind you. People who actually know what they’re doing are hesitant to crack one of those ****ers open. (view post)	12/09/2008
	male reproductive organ Census Inertia Posted: Extra point if you can find the volume of your male reproductive organ (hint: πabh) Also say if your cirgreat timescised or not.Log in to see images! πabh is bumuming that it’s a near-perfect regular geometric shape, which I doubt is the case for ANYBODY here. Though it’s easy enough to determine the volume of an object through other means, unless that extra point is of the BP variety I have no actual interest in going to that much effort just so some internet pervert(s) on the internet can fap while thinking about it, use it for scientific research, or both. However, I’ve no problems telling you that repeated invasive studies of other people has shown that my male reproductive organ does, in fact, provide AMPLE DISPLACEMENT. (view post)	12/09/2008
	Max damage? Nicco Posted: My Emo has 2100 Ego and did 3945 damage with everybody hurts when he had 27 ego left. Is your offense around 113, give or take a few points? Edit: Also, I updated the wiki. Even if I’m wrong, the numbers are STILL far less inaccurate than what was there before. (view post)	12/09/2008
	Max damage? Everybody Hurts: 230 damage. 97 offense: +744% damage, 844% damage total. Crinkz Posted: Edit: 1928 at max ego. 838% damage, putting it within the margin of error for the offense boost. Crinkz Posted: I did 2314 with Everybody Hurts at 170 ego out of 215 97 offense. 79% health, 1006% damage – 100% = +906% damage bonus 906/7.66=118 effective offense 118/97=122% boost from ego Crinkz Posted: I did 3027 with Everybody Hurts at 86 ego. 40% health, 1316% damage – 100% = +1216% damage bonus 1216/7.66=159 effective offense 159/97=164% boost from ego Crinkz Posted: I did 3463 with Everybody Hurts at 35 ego. 16% health, 1506% damage – 100% = +1406% damage bonus 1406/7.66=184 effective offense 184/97=190% boost from ego Crinkz Posted: I did 3555 dmg with Everybody Hurts at 24 ego. 11% health, 1546% damage – 100% = +1446% damage bonus 1446/7.66=189 effective offense 189/97=195% boost from ego —— 79% ego = 122% boost 40% ego = 164% boost 16% ego = 190% boost 11% ego = 195% boost The margin of error being what it is, it looks like the emokid bonus is O*(1+MissingEgo%), which means that you can never get (let alone exceed) more than 2x damage out of your ego. Raven: 175 Hurts: 230 Total: 405 9,999/405 = 2469% bumuming the 2x bonus from 0% health: 1134% damage bonus. 1134%/7.66%=148 offense. bumuming an average ego of 5% (20ego out of 1000): 1167% damage bonus. 1167%/7.66%=153 offense. Things seem to work out OK-ish, so we have a working model. (view post)	12/09/2008
	Max damage? The only thing that matters here is stats and damage. EQ is irrelevent. If you can tell me your Offense, max ego, current ego, and damage with an attack, then that’s the best data I could hope for outside of controlled conditions. Also: This thread is now about the ego damage boost equation. (view post)	12/09/2008
	Max damage? To be honest, ANY emokid data I can gather will help with figuring out the actual equation. For all I know ET changed the equation to OLog(X) for Ep2. (view post)	12/09/2008
	Max damage? I could try to work out the equation with a few pieces of accurate data, but “5k-7.2k” isn’t very precise or accurate. Also, I need to know what your max ego is for your current ego to mean anything, since we DO know that it’s a function of how much ego you’re missing. doctormale reproductive organtor Posted: Damn, you can already hit for 7.2k? With the top moar files, it may actually be possible for an emo with 1% health remaining to hit for 9999 then. I think he means total. (view post)	12/09/2008
	Max damage? Ok, I’m tired, no pointing out the obvious mistakes I made. (Recipe is not an ego-boosted skill, for one) However, I think this equation is wrong: Thewiki Posted: Round(ORound(1+.75X)) Because O, according to the context Thewiki Posted: Most of an Emo Kid’s attacks deal more damage when they are at lower Ego, specifically Round(ORound(1+.75X)), where X is the percentage of your ego missing, and O is the extra damage factor determined by your Offense. ...doesn’t make any sense. By that math, having 1000ego, LADing to 20ego, and then attacking would multiply your damage bonus by 75. If you had a damage bonus of 766.66% (Offense of 101), then that would result in a net damage bonus of 57,500%, for a total damage of 13,248,000 from “Everybody Hurts”. Perhaps I’m just too ****ed-up to think today, but something doesn’t seem at all right about that. (view post)	12/09/2008
	Max damage? Everybody hurts = 230 base damage Recipe for disaster = 200 base damage 430 total base damage = x23.25348837209302 attack damage multiplier That means it would take an average +2225.35% attack damage bonus to pwn Geronimo Without the ego boost, that would be 291 points in offense. I’ll work out the math for a reasonable ego-boost/offense combo later today. (view post)	12/09/2008
	Hall of Faded Fame is dropping pink floyds like crazy ZXZ Posted: At least I finally finished the bastard though. I can FINALLY hit above 3k again. I can hardly wait until I can hit above 1.5k again. Three runs. 47 luck. (12/50)Log in to see images!(21/50). Six runs total so far. (view post)	12/09/2008
	New upgrades system: Techtree? ezek Posted: so talents? http://www.wowhead.com/?talent= Not quite what I was thinking, but the same general idea, yes. (view post)	12/08/2008
	POLL: ET's next BIG project...---->Vacation Bot? Read me please. FalconFour Posted: I don’t know of any game that plays itself on request. FF12. Just set the gambits and let it go. (view post)	12/08/2008
	Deleting inactive users? Alternatively, just take away the names of inactive accounts and give them a random alphanumeric string that maxes out the name limit. Yes, purging would be better from a technical standpoint, but data pack-rats need options (view post)	12/08/2008
	Vuron's Balance Suggestions Maha Posted: agreedo on making Camwhores decent healers ~~again~~ Fix’d. (view post)	12/08/2008

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