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CLOSED: Contest for 1BPlol (view post) |
12/05/2008 |
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Domination-bumbumins for hire. Inquire within.Reserved. (view post) |
12/05/2008 |
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Domination-bumbumins for hire. Inquire within.Ever gone up against somebody in Dom who just crushed you completely? Somebody who gets far more scoops than you’d have ever thought possible, somebody who bashed you with attack cards just so they could deny you a win, or even just somebody who just ticks you off so much that you just want to make them suffer?
If you want to ruin somebody’s day, then this is the place to come. For a BP or two we can ruin their chances of winning. Or if you expect somebody to try to hire us against yourself, then we’ll gladly accept payment to turn away other contracts.
Keep in mind that we have no interest in winning Dom, only in destruction. If we aren’t hired, then we may or may not just start destroying people’s scoops at random just for the sake of it.
If you wish to join the bumbumin’s guild, then say so in this thread. If you wish to take out a hit, then TM me so I can post the target’s name here. From there, I’ll act as a go-between to keep the client’s identity secret. If you wish to prevent people from taking a hit out on you, then just send me a BP and I’ll quietly ignore anybody who wants to do so. However, we will not desist in an attack once that contract has been accepted. (view post) |
12/05/2008 |
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ALL THE RULES that'll keep you from being BANNEDWell, you see, I don’t actually PLAY dom, so if I were to start extorting BP from people then I’d start instantly converting my scoops into cards. They wouldn’t be ABLE to hit me on dom, and there ARE rules to keep them from counterattacking over TM and Flamebate.
I find this hilarious. I’ll go start-up the mercenary-for-hire thread right now. Log in to see images! (view post) |
12/05/2008 |
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Flezz sink idea: petsI suppose that digital pets might not be a horrible idea. Although, I’d imagine that a “Furry” clbum would gain stats when they have a pet in their “Yiffing” EQ slot. (view post) |
12/05/2008 |
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ALL THE RULES that'll keep you from being BANNEDIt’s been telling me who’s been destroying my scoops, so it seems that extortion for BP is a workable idea. I suppose, then, that contract sabotage is also allowed? Nifty. (view post) |
12/05/2008 |
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ALL THE RULES that'll keep you from being BANNEDI’ve been having a problem finding rules about general conduct on the site. I’ve found plenty of Flamebate rules, but the game is a lot more than just Flamebate.
For example, I know it’s horrifically unethical, but since earning scoops is a side effect of normal play and not everybody goes for dom… is there any actual rule against somebody using their scoops to attack a serious dom player, and offering to stop in exchange for a number of BP?
Yea, you might want to do something about that… Log in to see images! (view post) |
12/03/2008 |
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The Official "I would like some free BP please" threadI’m 2bp away from an alt. (view post) |
12/03/2008 |
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Ok, I think I deserve 3bp at this point.I got 1 BP from this guy. -> http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/18863 (view post) |
12/03/2008 |
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Fix HackersFail. (view post) |
12/03/2008 |
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FIX HACKERS NAO - A NOOBS PETITIONXeon Posted:
Gee, I wonder why? Log in to see images! (view post) |
12/03/2008 |
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Maybe it's a bit early for easter eggs...Fook mi Posted:
Nope. I reset my stats that day, and saw it with a Frugality of 4 before I brought my frugality up to 10 to purchase it. There was no difference. ^^ (view post) |
12/03/2008 |
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Maybe it's a bit early for easter eggs...Well, the description SAYS it’s “Useless Junk”...
Also, Net Tranny was 181. (view post) |
12/03/2008 |
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FIX HACKERS NAO - A NOOBS PETITIONBaconSupreme Posted:
To be honest, camwhore healing is basically useless past level 25ish. Sure, I can heal for 140 or so (Amount healed is NOT affected by any stats), but using a 5-HTP heals more than twice as much in a single round and doesn’t have such a long cooldown. Camwhores have two powerful attacks that they can alternate between, but they have neither a particularly high offense or defense. They take much more damage than trolls, so they have to hit hard and fast. Every round spent not dealing damage is one more round spent taking it, and so they need to get the most healing out of every turn that they can’t spend attacking.
Camwhores are the simplest clbum to play; don’t be completely stupid about your stats, and just 1,2,1,2,1,2 until you need either healing or to pick a new forum.
Also, 1035 Sexiness just from Earbleeders (+600), Vaginoplasty (+100), Tightly’s Corset (+250), Strap-Ons (+75), and the unloseable free starter stats (+10)? WTF? (view post) |
12/03/2008 |
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FIX HACKERS NAO - A NOOBS PETITIONAntiRules187 Posted:
That is the OPPOSITE of sensible. If the clbumes were all the same, then what would be the point of having different clbumes in the FIRST place?
The stats are different because they’re not SUPPOSED to be the same! The clbumes are designed to be heterogeneous in play style and tactics. Mario Kart has light, medium, and heavy characters, and MKW adds motorcycles. D&D has clbumes running the gambit from bumbumins to wizards. Warcraft, Starcraft, C&C, and basically every other strategy game ever made have different factions that are completely dissimilar.
I could provide an endless list of games where the differences are basically required for entertaining gameplay.
You want to know why you have so much def and so little off? Because trolls are designed to be able to take a serious beating and just shrug it off. They aren’t supposed to beat the enemy with powerful hits, they’re supposed to gradually take the enemy down with constant lower-grade abuse. (view post) |
12/02/2008 |
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A free BP for everyone!Spoiler: I haven’t gotten any BP yet. (view post) |
12/02/2008 |
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How can the anime girl play DS if she has no hands?The general consensus is that it ended when Nurse-kun was arrested for sexually abusing her, since he stopped posting updates around the time that a story hit the national news of a male nurse being arrested for molesting a female child with missing limbs.
Also, here: http://shii.org/knows/Nurse-kun
You might also be interested in this: http://shii.org/knows/Blindmute_Loli (view post) |
12/02/2008 |
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Theremin + WiiMote =Wii + Theramin? Request move to Full of Won. (view post) |
12/02/2008 |
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Acid Flux's Awesome Ppwn Shoppe Report – Updated Regularly! (Check for the Weekly Trivia Question!)I just purchased two Net Trannies, so I don’t see any real problem with getting more of them.
Poll: How many Net Trannies should I buy? (view post) |
12/02/2008 |
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Ok, I think I deserve 3bp at this point.Douche Infection Posted:
I can’t say I agree with that, seeing as how I’ve been helping people with their builds in this thread. Also, I don’t have any complaints about these people because they’re asking for help instead of just being male reproductive organfabulous persons. (view post) |
12/02/2008 |