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Dorque

Avatar: 84988 Sat Nov 29 18:46:03 -0500 2008
5

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Promotion over, thank you everyone for your participation!

The remaining BP will go out as soon as I get your emails. Log in to see images!

*****

Hi everyone. I’m Dorque, and I’ve been playing ForumWarz for a little while now, but I haven’t really got to know anyone. I have a great offer for you all, and I’m going to give away a free BP to anyone who wants to check it out! First, let me tell you a little bit about myself.

My real name is Don, and I’m currently a college student majoring in business management. A few months ago, I was completely drowning in debt, going to school full time and not working. Then I found something that changed my life completely – and I’d like to share it all with you.

All you have to do to collect your BP is check out the same free offer I did. It’s given me total financial independence, and I’m well on my way to paying off my student loans.

The best part of this for you is that it won’t cost you a thing to get your free BP and take a look at this free system. I won’t get anything out of it either, if all you want is the BP. You do have to enter a valid email address, and I’ll explain how I’ll check that in a moment – and I promise, it’ll remain completely private. I’ll never sell it, never give it out, and you won’t have to hear from me ever again, unless you want to.

So here’s the deal. Go to my personal website – http://www.NoCatchProfits.com – and fill out the form there. Send me a Tubmail with the email you signed up with. I’ll email you there from my personal email account, asking you to confirm where I should send the BP. Email me back, and you’ll get you BP! You don’t have to do anything else, and I promise you that I won’t be getting anything for it.

That being said, I’d definitely encourage you to look over the offer. It’s real, it’s 100% genuine, and it’s a fantastic opportunity. It really, honestly works. I’ve already invested some of my profits in BP for you – if you check out my profile, you’ll see the e-peen.

So, take the time to check it out, please. You have nothing to lose, and everything to gain.

Regards,

Dorque

::EDIT:: December 3, 2008

Hi everyone.

Due to a personal emergency, I’ll be shutting this offer down at the end of Friday, December 5. I’m going to have to be away for a while and I won’t be able to give this my full attention.

It’ll still be in full effect until then, and anyone who Tubmails me before 12AM on Saturday is guaranteed to get their BP. Log in to see images!

Thanks kindly for your understanding.

Dorque edited this message on 12/05/2008 11:57PM

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Oh no, internet marketing spammers/scammers reached FW.

Fran edited this message on 11/29/2008 6:52PM

Damion

Avatar: 15735 Thu Apr 09 21:10:47 -0400 2009
14

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 57 Emo Kid

Wise guy overdrive

We’re all screwed!

maxvance

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
9

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Give me 7 BP and I might bite.

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

Fran Posted:

Oh no, internet marketing spammers/scammers reached FW.

Let’s run away while we still can.

Oliver Klosh-
off

Avatar: Leather Boots
5

Level 32 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

We all know what we have to do now.

Nuke Forumwarz.

Log in to see images!

It was nice knowing you all.

Oliver Kloshoff edited this message on 11/29/2008 7:05PM

Dorque

Avatar: 84988 Sat Nov 29 18:46:03 -0500 2008
5

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Guys, seriously, I’m a real person and a real player. I enjoy the game and yes, I’m advertising my business, because I thought it was a great way to give something back to the people who made ForumWarz and get something for my dime as well.

Nobody’s under any obligations here, I promise. Anyone who is interested in the offer, that’s great. Anyone who’s not, get your free BP and get out.

I’m serious when I say I get nothing out of you doing that. It’s purely a way to encourage people to take a look at the offer. If you want to ask me anything at all, go right ahead.

I’m not some scary internet robot, and I wouldn’t advertise this if I didn’t believe in it. Log in to see images!

::EDIT:: I’m not planning to spam this all over the place, either. This and a community ad are the only places you’re going to see it.

Dorque edited this message on 11/29/2008 7:05PM

Oliver Klosh-
off

Avatar: Leather Boots
5

Level 32 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

Dorque Posted:

Guys, seriously, I’m a real person and a real player. I enjoy the game and yes, I’m advertising my business, because I thought it was a great way to give something back to the people who made ForumWarz and get something for my dime as well.

Nobody’s under any obligations here, I promise. Anyone who is interested in the offer, that’s great. Anyone who’s not, get your free BP and get out.

I’m serious when I say I get nothing out of you doing that. It’s purely a way to encourage people to take a look at the offer. If you want to ask me anything at all, go right ahead.

I’m not some scary internet robot, and I wouldn’t advertise this if I didn’t believe in it. Log in to see images!

::EDIT:: I’m not planning to spam this all over the place, either. This and a community ad are the only places you’re going to see it.

This is the best troll thread I’ve seen for a while.

Well done.

BaconSupreme

Avatar: 77335 Sat Nov 08 20:57:52 -0500 2008

[The Bacon Stack]

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Yeah, sorries. I’m not giving you my phone number and 1 BP ain’t much.

Dorque

Avatar: 84988 Sat Nov 29 18:46:03 -0500 2008
5

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Heh, you can enter a fake phone number, Bacon. I only said the email needs to be valid, so you’ll actually see the information I’m trying to disseminate.

I went with one because I’m hoping to give out a lot of them. Since it’s not a contest – everyone who participates gets one – that can mean an awful lot of BP handed out.

Anyway, if you’re not interested, that’s fine. Log in to see images!

my_mother

Avatar: 43437 Sun Nov 23 19:27:56 -0500 2008

[Team Shortbus]

Level 16 Emo Kid

my woman's genitals smells like freedom

I was gonna set up a new email account and **** but cbf for 1 BP.

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

Fail thread is fail.

Real advertisements are annoying. gtfo.

BaconSupreme

Avatar: 77335 Sat Nov 08 20:57:52 -0500 2008

[The Bacon Stack]

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

THE MAN IS LEGIT.

FLOOD HIM FOR A FREE BROWNIE POINT.

Log in to see images!

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

Even I refuse to take part in this, even if it were for 20.

CaptainDDL

Avatar: 34340 2009-09-30 16:41:31 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 63 Troll

Fran's Beautiful Lover XOXOXOXOXO

This offer’s legit…at the very least, I got my BP. Log in to see images!

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

Fine, fine.

How many digits is a standard phone number?

TeeKayEff

Avatar: TeeKayEff's Avatar
13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

CaptainDDL Posted:

This offer’s legit…at the very least, I got my BP. Log in to see images!

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BaconSupreme

Avatar: 77335 Sat Nov 08 20:57:52 -0500 2008

[The Bacon Stack]

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Big Brother Posted:

Fine, fine.

How many digits is a standard phone number?

10, in the format of ###-###-####.

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

That’s odd, I used 7 and it was accepted.

Maybe because I didn’t use area codes?

BaconSupreme

Avatar: 77335 Sat Nov 08 20:57:52 -0500 2008

[The Bacon Stack]

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Big Brother Posted:

That’s odd, I used 7 and it was accepted.

Maybe because I didn’t use area codes?

probably

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