After careful review, I’ve determined that the new ePeen system has three major flaws.

1: It encourages players to sabotage the efforts of others. As soon as somebody tops the “Most Flezz” leaderboard, they have an incentive to hold on to that as long as they possibly can by as large a lead as possible, because once THEY have it their ePeen shrinks if somebody else gets it in the future.

Instead, I suggest that value of competitive ePeen be proportional to how SOON the person got it.

By way of example, being the first person to top a leaderboard is a lot more impressive than being the 9000th person to do it, so why not weigh a person’s merits like that?

That would penalize new players, but provide older players with no actual benefit from sabotaging other players.

2: Clicking on somebody’s ePeen should show them that player’s list of ePeen

3: ePeen descriptions do not show their current value, which would be an awesome feature.