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What's the cap for upkeep?

AND we don’t know what the new equation is like. Worse still, unlike Offense there isn’t any real way to get reliable data.

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You have to burn through a lot of restoratives. Unfortunately, with the Charisma cap it’s hard for camwhores to get enough flezz to keep-up with healing items, and that’s crippling the glbum cannon.

Character idea: The Artist

Largehardoncollider Posted:

Furries are incapable of pwning things.

So are camwhores, emokids, and trolls. Look at it as disrupting the normal flow of discussion on forums; few types of people are as effective at disrupting conversations as furries, which is one of the primary reasons why they’re so hated.

Character idea: The Artist

Largehardoncollider Posted:

His avatar is relevant to forumwarz, type fail into sentrillion.

That kinda strengthens my point.

Character idea: The Artist

The Suspender Posted:

Also, furry:

Furry would’nt work as I can think of maybe three furry attacks. Thus I suggest that furriness be only one attack branch of the Pervert.

I’m providing attack descriptions akin to item descriptions in order to remove ambiguity. Also, I’m basically a TL;DR poster.

Furry:

Secondary: Spooge

Starter Pack: Chasing Tail™

BAAAWWWWW tree:

Cry Art Thief: You put hours and hours of loving MS Paint work into your [s]pictures of Tails raping Pikachu[s] art, so how dare people take it and spread it around on FORUMS!

Denial: It’s not about sex! Not all furries are perverts! Furries are hated because of who they are, not because of the ****storms they create! (Ok, yes, it’s a huge pack of lies, but you’ve gotta keep believing them or you’re going to have to kill yourself out of embarrbumment).

Convert: You’ve got a good thing going here; it’s not keeping you from getting laid anymore than your body-odor was before (as long as you like ugly gay men, anyway), although the porn is drawn like **** (but at least there’s a lot of it). Why not round up some new blood in the hopes that you can find somebody more attractive to turn you down for “yiffing”.

Defend Indefensible: How dare they attack your fellow fur? I don’t care if he “yiffs” the neighbor’s dog every night, there’s NO way to justify attacking somebody who’s a furry!

Fursecution: What? They haven’t considered you a valuable member of their community? They haven’t been “pawing-off” to the male-pregnancy/castration art you’ve been putting up? Obviously, this means they are an ANTI-FURRY HATE GROUP! Time to call in MORE FURS!

Pawing-Off Tree:

”Stolen” Porn: Hot stuff you snagged off of some fur’s website. Sure, they get ****y over it, but art needs to be FREE!

Fursuit: Pictures of people in sexy animal costumes… Mmm… Mickey Mouse…

”Reference” Pics: Ok, so few furs have any clue what animal anatomy actually looks like, and most of the ones who do think it’s too disgusting and keep using human parts anyway. But, in case anybody out there shares your love of badly-drawn dog male reproductive organ, you need as many people as possible to see pics to help their accuracy. (Animal mammary glands, bum, male reproductive organ, balls, and vag.)

Diaperfur Cubs: So what if they’re all three-and-under? They’re not REAL people, so that makes it ok!

Doug Winger: (I can’t really describe this, so have a link. Completely and totally NSFW -> http://furnication.bloobunni.com/ He might agree to let you use his ****, and that would be hilarious.)

Alternative/Hard: The truth is that, like all furries, you’re only in the fandom because you have some fetish that’s so extreme that you need people to tell you that it’s not a sign of serious mental illness, and to rush to your defense if word ever gets out. It’s probably a combination of cannibalism, torture, murder, kidnapping, and some more disturbing things, but that doesn’t matter. These people have been hounding you too much and you need to get them to back off a bit, so it’s time to reveal your TRUE fetishes!

Mechanic:

Furries are a low-defense/variable-offense cycle-heavy clbum that makes use of special abilities to increase their combat effectiveness.

To that end they have Fursecution, which ‘calls in another furry’ for a DoT effect with a strength that’s a function of their Charisma.

The Pawing-Off tree abilities are all image-based attacks, and they basically all heal an ammount of ego proportional to the pwnage they do, with the possible exception of Doug Winger which could instead consume a percentage of the player’s Ego to do damage and restore some Spooge, and Alternative/Hard which causes the thread to take as much damage as it deals for a number of rounds.

The BAAAWWWWW tree has long refreshes (4+), but is very powerful. The “Pawing-Off” tree is all 1-2 refresh abilities that do little damage.

Equipment:

Yiffing: Various kinds of sex toys. If FW ever gets one of those ****ty pet things going on, then Furries equip pets in a second Yiffing slot.

Folios: A ****ty collection of ****tier art that they paid money for.

Fursuits: Ep2 equipment.

Glbumes: Furries can wear glbumes they buy at the Ppwn Shoppe.

Summary:

Three attacks? Bull****. Also, I’ve provided a crude game mechanic, equipment types, skill trees, etc… You need MORE detail if you want your idea to be considered.

Secondary Attributes Cap?

The Wiki says that each point of Upkeep is -5% damage to your eq. 20*5%=100%. I REALLY doubt it works like that, though.

TheWiki Posted:

Upkeep is all about keeping your items less damaged. Whenever you are successfully attacked, your items take damage to their condition. How much damage they take is determined by two things. First is the Quality of the item. Higher Quality items take less damage each hit; but don’t bumume that more expensive items are necessarily of higher Quality than cheaper ones.

The second factor that determines damage is your Upkeep stat. For every level of Upkeep you have (including the first that you start with), your items will take 5% less damage than they would otherwise. At Level 6, then, your items only take 70% of their normal damage.

Bruce Bear will charge roughly 20% of list price (see Frugality below for an explanation of that) to fully repair an item. Even though you can only see damage as an integer, Bruce Bear will charge based on the damage percentage including fractions, so prices may seem to fluctuate by a flezz or two.

http://www.forumwarz.com/spoilers/wiki/Upkeep

Also: The forums need a more robust quote handling system.

Secondary Attributes Cap?

ezek Posted:

i ask because http://forumwarz.com/spoilers/wiki/How_Attributes_Work

has a chart going to 94 for just offense

is going over 94 in any stat a waste of training points?

Offense isn’t capped as far as ANYBODY can tell (‘cept for CZ staff), and I’ve updated the wiki to reflect that.

Frugality stops working after around 54 points, IIRC.

Spoilerpedia suggests that an upkeep of 20 points makes your equipment immune to damage (I think that’s wrong, but whatever).

Last I checked Charisma was capped fairly low, but since you can’t spend points on that anyway it doesn’t really matter.

The defense stat information listed on the Wiki is all kinds of wrong, but I think that’s from a stat rebalance rather than a cap.

Luck is not too well understood, so we don’t know if it’s capped or not.

We srsly need to update the Wiki.

CLOSED - 3BP RAFFLE

Why do people always seem to vote for 1x3 instead of 3x1? Although you’re not going to win as much if you DO win, you’re MUCH more likely to win A BP. :/

now i miss the old way where they just counted the number of peens

Your peen will no longer suffer from shrinkage; that alone is cause to be happy about the changes.

Lost epeen length?

ET changed the ePeen system. Now you never have to worry about your peen shrinking again, and it’s no longer capped at 13”. A good trade for a few inches, I think.